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EXTREME INSERTION posted:The prosperity gospel aka Christianity as practiced by a good portion of America is actually stealth satanism Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sep 17, 2014 05:22
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A reminder that according to the bible this is what angels actually look like, the good guys are just as terrifying   Don't look at the last one directly or you'll combust
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Sep 17, 2014 05:28
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Am I correct in my assessment that Satanism is just Ayn Rand bullshit but with an extra dosage of NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!? this exactly plus some naive and incorrectly performed sort of pagan idolatry, which isn't actually related at all it's just spooky Again the good guys are just as spooky
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Sep 17, 2014 05:37
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Christmas Miracle posted:this is the same people who want to put this statue in or near the oklahoma state capitol Fun fact- baphomet, the goat man guy, not a real thing. The crusaders we afraid Muslims would try to convert them, heard their god was called bo-ham-hat or something, and invented a goat man to practice "pretending to worship" to avoid converting. Like slenderman, their pretend bs scared them and some started actually worshiping slenderman. I mean goat man. So if you're going to be evil at least get it right.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:04
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Cubone posted:I'm assuming these folks don't actually believe in the existence of the necronomicon, which kind of raises some questions about what they do believe I'm an almost non-theistic Christian I'm pretty sure, maybe the truth is somewhere in the middlLIGHTNING BOLT TO THE NECK
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Sep 17, 2014 06:53
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I took a bunch of nyquil and drank a couple beers to fall asleep one day and I'm pretty sure I had a conversation with one of those
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Sep 17, 2014 07:18
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Cubone posted:angels are hunks with wings you dumbies Nope sorry. That was made up completely by artists. Angels are described specifically several times in scripture and like, holy poo poo.
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Sep 17, 2014 07:46
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a hole-y ghost posted:the cherub w the "ever-turning sword" in the Garden of Eden too what was up w that That was the original gtfo
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Sep 17, 2014 07:49
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Cubone posted:wrong my aunt saw one on an airplane and it was a hunky man Cucked by an angel
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Sep 17, 2014 16:04
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Sep 17, 2014 17:02
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Whoops I think that last one is melek taus who those guys in Iraq have a church for and are getting genocided over (who may or may not be a demon they won't say)
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Sep 17, 2014 17:10
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As a christiast I am highly onfenadt
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Sep 18, 2014 01:24
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Everyones a stinky poo butt brain
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Sep 18, 2014 04:43
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Shadeoses posted:Okay, imagine you're an angelic being who lives in heaven. You've spent the last infinite amount of years singing various hymns and praises, and know just about nothing else. Then you get a mission to go down to Earth. What do you do? What do humans have, what do they like? Well, they mostly have faces, eyes, limbs, wings, that sort of thing. They also like material things like wheels, fire, swords, gems, livestock and metals. So if you make those part of your appearance, they will pay more attention and your mission will be a success. It seems like jamming all those things together haphazardly would be counterproductive I mean I like big boobies, ice cream, dogs, Sapporo brand Japanese malt liquor and jeep wranglers, but if a big titted jeep wrangler bodied icecream beer dog lady fell from the sky one day I'd poo poo my loving pants nah say'n
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Sep 19, 2014 08:20
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EmptyVessel posted:Fun facts: Yes I too read the Wikipedia article
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EmptyVessel posted:There's a wikipedia article?* I called baphomet slenderman and the goatman for comedic purposes here on general bullshit, the forum for cattes
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