Trixie Hardcore posted:

Find out what kind of plates & glasses the bar uses and buy a set of those to sneak into the bar so your food and beer look like they came from the bar. You should also sew yourself a duplicate of the bar's uniform (this part is easy, sometimes it's just street clothes and an apron) and when you are ready to eat & drink with your friends go to the restroom, change into the uniform, assemble the food & drink from wherever you were hiding it on your person (if they use trays to serve you need to sneak one of those in too), don't forget to disguise yourself and have a quick backstory ready for your "waiter" character in case you are stopped and questioned on the way back to your seat, be prepared to play along and if necessary take some orders from the other patrons and deflect suspicion by bussing a few tables, then deliver your homemade "order", return to the bathroom, get out of your waiter costume, hide or dispose of the evidence and return to your seat to enjoy your meal. If anyone seems suspicious just throw them off track by explaining that you placed your order when you got up and you took so long because you were masturbating/couldn't stop making GBS threads/etc.