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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Holy smokes, what an awful scoring week. A widespread week of bad passing numbers plus a couple of late scratches meant that a huge portion of the competitors this week had sub-700 scores. I haven't seen a mid-800s score crack the top 10 since I've been running the game, including the end of the year when there's only like 40 people bothering to submit lists per week. The If You Can't Be Good, Be Lucky Award goes to Z.S. Ghost, who hits a Ryan token with a score that wouldn't sniff the top 10 most weeks. Week 2 Results Top Ten: OBR: 989 (1008-19) - 67 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 948 - 66 pts. ffoecaf: 936 - 65 pts. Dubar: 935 - 64 + 25 hair bonus = 89 pts. Arnold Layne: 921 - 63 pts. Grozz Nuy: 909 - 62 + 25 hair bonus = 87 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 894 - 61 + 50 Ryan bonus = 111 pts. aBagorn: 878 - 60 pts. Butthead: 869 - 59 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 844 - 58 pts. The Field: marioinblack: 827 - 57 pts. axeil: 822 - 56 pts. Okibi: 817 - 55 pts. Hockles: 808 - 54 pts. Roumba: 804 - 53 pts. Akbar: 802 - 52 pts. No Butt Stuff: 788 - 51 pts. Metapod: 787 - 50 pts. Phiggle: 769 - 49 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 749 - 48 pts. Fenrir: 732 - 46 pts. kalensc: 732 - 46 pts. pixelbot2000: 720 - 45 pts. OrangeKing: 716 - 44 pts. rebel1608: 715 - 43 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 705 - 42 pts. JRizzle: 698 - 41 pts. Great White Hope: 681 - 40 pts. grah: 669 - 38 pts. ROSS MY SALAD - 669 - 38 pts. Grittybeard: 668 - 37 pts. Gandalf21: 666 - 36 pts. (hail Satan) Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 665 - 34 pts. Ron Roenicke: 665 - 34 pts. Bjay9: 655 - 33 pts. Bachtere: 654 - 32 pts. A Pale Horse: 653 - 31 pts. skaboombizzy: 646 - 30 pts. Benne: 643 - 29 pts. Jaysus: 641 - 28 pts. Phyein: 639 - 27 pts. Tavarin: 637 - 25 pts. Terror Shark: 637 - 25 pts. JGKing: 633 - 24 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 632 - 23 pts. Mughe: 625 - 22 pts. ChuckHead: 622 - 21 pts. WaffleZombie: 617 - 20 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 616 - 19 pts. DupaDupa: 611 - 17 pts. Foranzan: 611 - 17 pts. Felter Chesthard: 598 - 16 pts. waah: 597 - 15 pts. embarrasing tank: 590 - 14 pts. Chichevache: 586 - 13 pts. Thaddius the Large: 548 - 12 pts. von Metternich: 547 - 11 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 538 - 10 pts. Mind_Taker: 531 - 9 pts. Apples McGrind: 511 - 8 pts. Lt. Chips: 506 - 7 pts. Busts: Skillface: 1009 - 6 pts. 13 year old girls: 1024 - 5 pts. Deceptive: 1153 (1210-57) - 4 pts. bushisms.txt: 1478 - 3 pts. Nystral: 691 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) solauran: 611 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Week 3 Schedule Thursday Night: TB@ATL Sunday 10AM: SD@BUF DAL@STL WAS@PHI HOU@NYG MIN@NO TEN@CIN BAL@CLE GB@DET IND@JAX OAK@NE Sunday 1PM: SF@ARI DEN@SEA KC@MIA Sunday Night: PIT@CAR  Monday Night!CHI@NYJ
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Season Standings! Grozz Nuy: 145 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 133 pts. Dubar: 127 pts. Arnold Layne: 125 pts. OBR: 123 pts. marioinblack: 117 pts. Fenrir: 110 pts. Akbar: 109 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 108 pts. Butthead: 106 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 101 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 98 pts. aBagorn: 97 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 97 pts. kalensc: 95 pts. Okibi: 90 pts. Jaysus: 87 pts. Phiggle: 87 pts. ChuckHead: 86 pts. JGKing: 85 pts. No Butt Stuff: 85 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 84 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Phyein: 81 pts. Foranzan: 80 pts. von Metternich: 79 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 77 pts. Lt. Chips: 76 pts. WaffleZombie: 75 pts. A Pale Horse: 73 pts. Metapod: 73 pts. rebel1608: 72 pts. axeil: 71 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 71 pts. ffoecaf: 70 pts. Ron Roenicke: 70 pts. DupaDupa: 68 pts. grah: 66 pts. pixelbot2000: 65 pts. Felter Chesthard: 64 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 64 pts. Gandalf21: 61 pts. embarrasing tank: 59 pts. Hockles: 58 pts. skaboombizzy: 57 pts. Mughe: 55 pts. Bjay9: 54 pts. Mind_Taker: 53 pts. Roumba: 53 pts. Grittybeard: 48 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. OrangeKing: 44 pts. Chichevache: 43 pts. Miko: 43 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Bachtere: 38 pts. Tavarin: 38 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 36 pts. OxySnake: 32 pts. waah: 29 pts. Terror Shark: 25 pts. solauran: 24 pts. 13 year old girls: 21 pts. Thaddius the Large: 20 pts. Apples McGrind: 18 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Nystral: 9 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. bushisms.txt: 6 pts. Deceptive: 4 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Fenrir: 732 - 46 pts. Well I'm glad so many people bombed. Otherwise there's no way in hell I'd get 46 points for that lovely score.
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Sep 17, 2014 12:57
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1009 points  that's pretty heartbreaking
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Sep 17, 2014 16:05
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I busted last week an still somehow managed to outscore myself this week. Im sucking so hard right now. On my phone now, so I'll put my score up in a different post later.
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Sep 17, 2014 16:53
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People have made fun of me for doubling up on a QB by also taking every eligible receiver. Well, it took several years, but who's laughing now? 
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Sep 17, 2014 16:55
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Dear god what a terrible showing. I got as many points busting as I did last week when I didn't bust. 
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Sep 17, 2014 21:37
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Anthony Davis - Passing Rashad Jennings - Rushing Darren Sproles - Rushing Tucker Number Jay Cutler - Passing
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Sep 17, 2014 21:39
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Cam Newton - passing yards Colin Kaepernick - passing yards Calvin Johnson - receiving yards Arian Foster - rushing yards Tucker Number Jay Cutler - passing yards
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Sep 17, 2014 22:08
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Passing Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Steve Smith Sr - Receiving Yards T#: Geno Smith - Passing Yards
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Sep 17, 2014 22:12
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I played bad and I should feel bad! I do
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Sep 17, 2014 22:12
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Drew Brees - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing Andrew Luck - Rushing Joique Bell - Rushing Reggie Bush - Rushing Darren Sproles - Rushing Tucker Number Jay Cutler - Passing
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Sep 17, 2014 22:16
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Nick Foles - Passing Yards Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Passing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
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Sep 17, 2014 22:28
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It's hilarious that I still ended top 20. Nick Foles - Passing Yards Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Tony Romo - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
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what are you guys talking about this week was awesome anyway Nick Foles - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards Bernard Pierce - Rushing Yards Joe Flacco - Rushing Yards CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards Tucker: Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
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Sep 17, 2014 23:31
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Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Andre Johnson - Receiving Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Tucker Number:Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 00:08
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Alright! Top score last week to lowest score (without busting) this week. gently caress consistency. Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards Giovanni Bernard - Rushing Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 00:55
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Andre Johnson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 00:58
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Drew Brees - passing yards - 293 Mathew Stafford - passing yards - 246 Matt Ryan - passing yards - 286 tucker Brandon Marshall - receiving yards 825 + Brandon Marshall I should finish between 900 and 1000 barring some miraculous bullshit  Metapod fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 22, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 01:22
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My performance has been pitiful. Players with the number 12 are not doing well. Eli Manning - Passing Philip Rivers - Passing Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Tucker: Geno Smith - Passing
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Sep 18, 2014 02:08
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Andy Dalton - passing Jake Locker - passing Ben Roethlisberger - passing Tucker Number - Geno Smith - passing
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Sep 18, 2014 02:29
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Oh god missed a week. Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Bernard Pierce - Rushing Yards Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Tucker # - Martellus Bennett - Receiving Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 04:45
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Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Jay Cutler - Passing Yards I'm gonna bust huh. EDIT: Using the Suh Token
Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 04:55
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DupaDupa posted:Aaron Rodgers - Passing I think you mean Austin Davis here, but I'm going to ask for clarification just in case. My list: Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Matt Cassel - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards Brian Quick - Receiving Yards Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 07:11
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I hope everyone doubles down on QBs this week so that we get everyone busting this time around. Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 10:49
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Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards Randall Cobb - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Darren Sproles - Receiving Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Receiving Yards
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Sep 18, 2014 13:10
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Fine tuning this list is hard  D Brees NO - Passing Yards P Manning DEN - Passing Yards E Manning NYG - Passing Yards Tucker Number G Smith NYJ - Passing Yards
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Martellus Bennett - Receiving Yards
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Aaron Rodgers - passing Matt Stafford - passing Phillip Rivers - passing Tucker Number - Matt Forte - rushing Also: WILLIS TOKEN IN PLAY Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Russel Wilson - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Andy Dalton - Passing Anquan Boldin - Receiving Tucker #: Martellus Benette - Receiving
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Grozz Nuy posted:I think you mean Austin Davis here, but I'm going to ask for clarification just in case. Yeah I meant Austin Davis. 
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Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards EJ Manuel - Passing Yards Niles Paul- Receiving Yards Jared Cook - Receiving Yards Tucker - Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards
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Philip Rivers - Passing yards Drew Brees - Passing yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards Tucker number: Geno Smith - Passing yards
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Philip Rivers - passing Tom Brady - passing Andrew Luck - passing Tucker Number: Chris Ivory - rushing
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards Brian Hartline - Receiving Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Steve Smith - Receiving Yards Tucker number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
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Andrew Luck: Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers: Passing Yards Drew Brees: Passing Yards Tucker Number: Matt Forte: Rushing Yards
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Austin Davis - Passing Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Geno Smith - Passing Yards
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Mental note: pick total offensive yardage for team who plays TB each week for the rest of the season.
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