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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/3606955

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
there's just not a large enough demand.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



CrashCat posted:

when did it first occur to you to post this thread instead of googling for the answer

was it when you thought of all the sweet laughs you would get over people who use fleshlights

I know you're trying to troll here but when I googled "micropenis fleshlight" all I got were a bunch of smiling, naked women holding "normal" sized fleshlights, almost like they were mocking me.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Have you tried putting a rubber gasket thing in the opening of a soda can and hosed it? Then you can enjoy your ejaculate on the go.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Why not make your own prototype OP?

I'm sure you're not the only micropenis out there and if you corner the market on this you could make a serious profit on fleshlights for the little guy!

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000
I commend your excellent taste in copy&pastes, that's one of my favorites and an absolute pro-read; I just took the opportunity to reread the whole thing
tlön, uqbar & orbis tertius is excellent as well

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Al Borland posted:

Why not make your own prototype OP?

I'm sure you're not the only micropenis out there and if you corner the market on this you could make a serious profit on fleshlights for the little guy!

Due to my micropenis I have never felt a woman's insides in quite a while and I'd rather have "vaginal artists" and scientists work on it. If memory serves me, its something like dough with too much water in it but for whatever reason that doesn't feel right.

ps: The poster name "Vaginal Autist" is a parachute account name that's up for grabs.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
OP should shop at online asian sex shops

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
business gorilla i miss your old av

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

business gorillas: i have not yet read your original post but im gonna assume this thread is ok

but

was your name always "business gorillas" or was it "business gorilla" i feel like i have been reading this wrong

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Fauxtool posted:

OP should shop at online asian sex shops

You weren't kidding :gonk:

:nws::nms:http://www.aliexpress.com/item/12-Years-Old-Silicone-Masturbator-Sex-Dolls-Sex-Toys-for-Men/1509603841.html

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Business Gorillas posted:

Due to my micropenis I have never felt a woman's insides in quite a while and I'd rather have "vaginal artists" and scientists work on it. If memory serves me, its something like dough with too much water in it but for whatever reason that doesn't feel right.

ps: The poster name "Vaginal Autist" is a parachute account name that's up for grabs.

you got fingers don't ya dummy? You can feel it with that to get the texture right. then just shrink it like 100x to make it the right size for your dingus.


:gonk:

I was hoping this would be like TINY PENIS FLESHLIGHT. NO it was much worse.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
op im sorry hun please dont die

maybe u should find a girl with a very small vagina or a transecual woman who like a small penos??? gpod luck

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I stopped reading after the first sentence because everybody knows Business Gorillas got a big cock and the OP is full of lies.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
hey did the OP kill himself yet?

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013

Business Gorillas posted:

...I definitely have, as my less educated peers would say, "eggs in the basket".

nobody has ever used that phrase dude

just because you have a tiny dick doesn't mean you can go around making poo poo up

Edit: Liar

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Why don't you ask your 11+ inch cock

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Atoramos posted:

it's called a 'dildo' maybe that will help

Hey, OP, this isn't a bad idea actually. They say that the prostate is the male G-spot. You said your self you still have testicles. You can still orgasm you just have the ill frontward equipment to stimulate that route.

If you've resigned your self to living alone but just want to get off who cares if you're sticking stuff up your butt?

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

Anime

Definition and usage

Anime is an art form, specifically animation, that includes all genres found in cinema, but it can be mistakenly classified as a genre.[7]:7 In Japan, the term anime refers to all forms of animation from around the world.[1][8] English-language dictionaries define anime as a "Japanese-style animated film or television entertainment" or as "a style of animation created in Japan".[2][9]

The etymology of the word anime is disputed. The English term "animation" is written in Japanese katakana as アニメーション (animēshon, pronounced [animeːɕoɴ]),[3] and is アニメ (anime) in its shortened form.[3] Some sources claim that anime derives from the French term for animation, dessin animé,[10][11] but others believe this to be a myth derived from the French popularity of the medium in the late 1970s and 1980s.[3] In English, anime, when used as a common noun, normally functions as a mass noun (for example: "Do you watch anime?", "How much anime have you collected?").[12] Prior to the widespread use of anime, the term Japanimation was prevalent throughout the 1970s and 1980s. In the mid-1980s, the term anime began to supplant Japanimation.[10][13] In general, the term now only appears in period works where it is used to distinguish and identify Japanese animation.[13]

In 1987, Hayao Miyazaki stated that he despised the truncated word "Anime" because to him it represented the desolation of the Japanese animation industry. A desolation he equated with animators lacking motivation and mass-produced, overly expressive products which rely on fixed iconography for facial expressions and protracted and exaggerated action scenes but lack depth and sophistication because they do not attempt to convey emotion or thought.[14]
Format

The first format of anime was theatrical viewing which originally began with commercial productions in 1917.[15] Originally the animated flips were crude and required played musical components before adding sound and vocal components to the production. On July 14, 1958, Nippon Television aired Mole's Adventure, both the first televised and first color anime to debut.[16] It wasn't until the 1960s when the first televised series were broadcast and it has remained a popular medium since.[7]:13 Works released in a direct to video format are called "original video animation" (OVA) or "original animation video" (OAV); and are typically not released theatrically or televised prior to home media release.[7]:14[17] The emergence of the internet has led some animators to distribute works online in a format called "original net anime" (ONA).[18]

The home distribution of anime releases were popularized in the 1980s with the VHS and Laser Disc formats.[7]:14 The VHS NTSC video format used in both Japan and the United States is credited as aiding the rising popularity of anime in the 1990s.[7]:14 The Laser Disc and VHS formats were transcended by the DVD format which offered the unique advantages; including multiple subtitling and dubbing tracks on the same disc.[7]:15 The DVD format also has its drawbacks in the its usage of region coding; adopted by the industry to solve licensing, piracy and export problems and restricted region indicated on the DVD player.[7]:15 The Video CD (VCD) format was popular in Hong Kong and Taiwan, but became only a minor format in the United States that was closely associated with bootleg copies.[7]:15
History
Main article: History of anime
A cel from the earliest surviving Japanese animated short, produced in 1917

Anime arose in the early 20th century, when Japanese filmmakers experimented with the animation techniques also pioneered in France, Germany, the United States and Russia.[11] A claim for the earliest Japanese animation is Katsudō Shashin, an undated and private work by an unknown creator.[19] In 1917, the first professional and publicly displayed works began to appear. Animators such as Ōten Shimokawa and Seitarou Kitayama produced numerous works, with the oldest surviving film being Kouchi's Namakura Gatana, a two-minute clip of a samurai trying to test a new sword on his target only to suffer defeat.[15][20][21] The 1923 Great Kantō earthquake resulted in widespread destruction to Japan's infrastructure and the destruction of Shimokawa's warehouse, destroying most of these early works.

By the 1930s animation was well established in Japan as an alternative format to the live-action industry. It suffered competition from foreign producers and many animators, such as Noburō Ōfuji and Yasuji Murata, who still worked in cheaper cutout animation rather than cel animation.[22] Other creators, such as Kenzō Masaoka and Mitsuyo Seo, nonetheless made great strides in animation technique; they benefited from the patronage of the government, which employed animators to produce educational shorts and propaganda.[23] The first talkie anime was Chikara to Onna no Yo no Naka, produced by Masaoka in 1933.[24][25] By 1940, numerous anime artists' organizations had risen, including the Shin Mangaha Shudan and Shin Nippon Mangaka.[26] The first feature length animated film was Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors directed by Seo in 1944 with sponsorship by the Imperial Japanese Navy.[27]
A frame from Momotaro's Divine Sea Warriors (1944), the first feature-length anime film

The success of The Walt Disney Company's 1937 feature film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs profoundly influenced many Japanese animators.[28] In the 1960s, manga artist and animator Osamu Tezuka adapted and simplified many Disney animation techniques to reduce costs and to limit the number of frames in productions. He intended this as a temporary measure to allow him to produce material on a tight schedule with inexperienced animation staff.[29] Three Tales, aired in 1960, was the first anime shown on television. The first anime television series was Otogi Manga Calendar, aired from 1961 to 1964.

The 1970s saw a surge of growth in the popularity of manga, Japanese comic books and graphic novels, many of which were later animated. The work of Osamu Tezuka drew particular attention: he has been called a "legend"[30] and the "god of manga".[31][32] His work – and that of other pioneers in the field – inspired characteristics and genres that remain fundamental elements of anime today. The giant robot genre (known as "mecha" outside Japan), for instance, took shape under Tezuka, developed into the Super Robot genre under Go Nagai and others, and was revolutionized at the end of the decade by Yoshiyuki Tomino who developed the Real Robot genre. Robot anime like the Gundam and The Super Dimension Fortress Macross series became instant classics in the 1980s, and the robot genre of anime is still one of the most common in Japan and worldwide today. In the 1980s, anime became more accepted in the mainstream in Japan (although less than manga), and experienced a boom in production. Following a few successful adaptations of anime in overseas markets in the 1980s, anime gained increased acceptance in those markets in the 1990s and even more at the turn of the 21st century. In 2002, Spirited Away, a Studio Ghibli production directed by Hayao Miyazaki won the Golden Bear at the Berlin International Film Festival and in 2003 at the 75th Academy Awards it won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature.
Genres

Anime are often classified by target demographic, including kodomo (children's), shōjo (girls'), shounen (boys') and a diverse range of genres targeting an adult audience. Shoujo and shounen anime sometimes contain elements popular with children of both sexes in an attempt to gain crossover appeal. Adult anime may feature a slower pace or greater plot complexity that younger audiences typically find unappealing, as well as adult themes and situations.:44–48 A subset of adult anime works feature pornographic elements and are labeled "R18" in Japan, but internationally these works are grouped together under the term hentai (Japanese for "pervert"). By contrast, a variety of anime sub-genres across demographic groups incorporate ecchi, sexual themes or undertones without depictions of sexual intercourse, as typified in the comedic or harem genres; due to its popularity among adolescent and adult anime enthusiasts, incorporation of ecchi elements in anime is considered a form of fan service.[33][34]:89

Anime's genre classification is different from other types of animation and does not lend itself to simple identity.[7]:34 Gilles Poitras compared the labeling Gundam 0080 and its complex depiction of war as a "giant robot" anime akin to simply labeling War and Peace a "war novel".[7]:34 Science fiction is a major anime genre and includes important historical works like Tezuka's Astro Boy and Yokoyama's Tetsujin 28-go. A major sub-genre of science fiction is mecha, with the Gundam metaseries being iconic.[7]:35 The diverse fantasy genre includes works based on Asian and Western traditions and folklore; examples include the Japanese feudal fairytale InuYasha, and the depiction of Scandinavian goddesses who move to Japan to maintain a computer called Yggdrasil in Oh My Goddess.[7]:37–40 Genre crossing in anime is also prevalent, such as the blend of fantasy and comedy in Dragon Half, and the incorporation of slapstick humor in the crime anime Castle of Cagliostro.[7]:41–43 Other subgenres found in anime include magical girl, harem, sports, martial arts, literary adaptations and war.[7]:45–49

Genres have emerged that explore homosexual romances. While originally pornographic in terminology, yaoi (male homosexuality) and yuri (female homosexuality) are broad terms used internationally to describe any focus on the themes or development of romantic homosexual relationships. Prior to 2000, homosexual characters were typically used for comedic effect, but some works portrayed these characters seriously or sympathetically.[7]:50
Attributes
Anime artists employ many distinct visual styles

Anime is a diverse art form that is targeted and produced for the domestic Japanese audience and market. Anime differs greatly from other forms of animation by its diverse art styles, methods of animation, its production and its process. Visually, anime is a diverse art form that contains a wide variety of styles that share few similarities to one another.
Animation technique

Anime follows the typical production of animation, including storyboarding, voice acting, character design, and cel production. Since the 1990s, animators have increasingly used computer animation to improve the efficiency of the production process. Artists like Noburō Ōfuji pioneered the earliest anime works, which were experimental and consisted of images drawn on blackboards, stop motion animation of paper cutouts, and silhouette animation.[35][36] Cel animation grew in popularity until it came to dominate the medium. In the 21st century, the use of other animation techniques is mostly limited to independent short films,[37] including the stop motion puppet animation work produced by Tadahito Mochinaga, Kihachirō Kawamoto and Tomoyasu Murata.[38][39] Computers were integrated into the animation process in the 1990s, with works such as Ghost in the Shell and Princess Mononoke mixing cel animation with computer-generated images.[7]:29 Fuji Film, a major cel production company, announced it would stop cel production, producing an industry panic to procure cel imports and hastening the switch to digital processes.[7]:29

Prior to the digital era, anime was produced with traditional animation methods using a pose to pose approach.[35] The majority of mainstream anime uses fewer expressive key frames and more in-between animation.[40]

Japanese animation studios were pioneers of many limited animation techniques, and have given anime a distinct set of conventions. Unlike Disney animation, where the emphasis is on the movement, anime emphasizes the art quality and let limited animation techniques make up for the lack of time spent on movement. Such techniques are often used not only to meet deadlines but also as artistic devices.[41] Anime scenes place emphasis on achieving three-dimensional views, and backgrounds are instrumental in creating the atmosphere of the work.[11] The backgrounds are not always invented and are occasionally based on real locations, as exemplified in Howl's Moving Castle and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.[42][43] Oppliger stated that anime is one of the rare mediums where putting together an all-star cast usually comes out looking "tremendously impressive".[44]

The cinematic effects of anime differentiates itself from the stage plays found in American animation. Anime is cinematically shot as if by camera, including panning, zooming, distance and angle shots to more complex dynamic shots that would be difficult to produce in reality.[7]:58[45][46] In anime, the animation is produced before the voice acting, contrary to American animation which does the voice acting first; this can cause lip sync errors in the Japanese version.[7]:59
Characters

Body proportions of human anime characters tend to accurately reflect the proportions of the human body in reality. The height of the head is considered by the artist as the base unit of proportion. Head heights can vary, but most anime characters are about seven to eight heads tall.[47] Anime artists occasionally make deliberate modifications to body proportions to produce super deformed characters that feature a disproportionately small body compared to the head; many super deformed characters are two to four heads tall. Some anime works like Crayon Shin-chan completely disregard these proportions, such that they resemble Western cartoons.

A common anime character design convention is exaggerated eye size. The animation of characters with large eyes in anime can be traced back to Osamu Tezuka, who was deeply influenced by such early animation characters as Betty Boop, who was drawn with disproportionately large eyes. Tezuka is a central figure in anime and manga history, whose iconic art style and character designs allowed for the entire range of human emotions to be depicted solely through the eyes.[7]:60 The artist adds variable color shading to the eyes and particularly to the cornea to give them greater depth. Generally, a mixture of a light shade, the tone color, and a dark shade is used.[48][49] Cultural anthropologist Matt Thorn argues that Japanese animators and audiences do not perceive such stylized eyes as inherently more or less foreign.[50] However, not all anime have large eyes. For example, the works of Hayao Miyazaki are known for having realistically proportioned eyes, as well as realistic hair colors on their characters.[51]
Anime and manga artists often draw from a defined set of facial expressions to depict particular emotions

Hair in anime is often unnaturally lively and colorful or uniquely styled. The movement of hair in anime is exaggerated and "hair action" is used to emphasize the action and emotions of characters for added visual effect.[7]:62 Poitras traces hairstyle color to cover illustrations on manga, where eye-catching artwork and colorful tones are attractive for children's manga.[7]:61 Despite being produced for a domestic market, anime features characters whose race or nationality is not always defined, and this is often a deliberate decision, such as in the Pokémon animated series.[52]

Anime and manga artists often draw from a common canon of iconic facial expression illustrations to denote particular moods and thoughts.[53] These techniques are often different in form than their counterparts in Western animation, and they include a fixed iconography that is used as shorthand for certain emotions and moods.[54] These expression are often exaggerated and are typically comedic in nature. For example, a male character may develop a nosebleed when aroused, stemming from a Japanese old wives' tale.[54] A variety of visual symbols are employed, including sweatdrops to depict nervousness, visible blushing for embarrassment, or glowing eyes for an intense glare.[55]:52
Music

The opening and credits sequences of most anime television episodes are accompanied by Japanese pop or rock songs, often by reputed bands. They may be written with the series in mind, but are also aimed at the general music market, and therefore often allude only vaguely or not at all to the themes or plot of the series. Pop and rock songs are also sometimes used as incidental music ("insert songs") in an episode, often to highlight particularly important scenes.
Industry

The animation industry consists of more than 430 production companies with some of the major studios including Toei Animation, Gainax, Madhouse, Gonzo, Sunrise, Bones, TMS Entertainment, Nippon Animation, Studio Pierrot and Studio Ghibli.[55]:17 Many of the studios are organized into a trade association, The Association of Japanese Animations. There is also a labor union for workers in the industry, the Japanese Animation Creators Association. Studios will often work together to produce more complex and costly projects, as done with Studio Ghibli's Spirited Away.[55]:17 An anime episode can cost between US$100,000 and US$300,000 to produce.[56] In 2001, animation accounted for 7% of the Japanese film market, above the 4.6% market share for live-action works.[55]:17 The popularity and success of anime is seen through the profitability of the DVD market, contributing nearly 70% of total sales.[55]:17 Spirited Away (2001) is the highest-grossing anime film, with US$274,925,095.[57]

The anime market for the United States was worth approximately $2.74 billion in 2009.[58] Dubbed animation began airing in the United States in 2000 on networks like The WB and Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.[55]:18 In 2005, this resulted in five of the top ten anime titles having previously aired on Cartoon Network.[55]:18 As a part of localization, some editing of cultural references may occur to better follow the references of the non-Japanese culture.[59] The cost of English localization averages US $10,000 per episode.[60]

The industry has been subject to both praise and condemnation for fansubs, the addition of unlicensed and unauthorized subtitled translations of anime series or films.[55]:206 Fansubs, which were originally distributed on VHS bootlegged cassettes in the 1980s, have been freely available and disseminated online since the 1990s.[55]:206 Fansubbers tend to adhere to an unwritten code to destroy or no longer distribute an anime once an official translated or subtitled version becomes licensed, although fansubs typically continue to circulate through file sharing networks.[55]:207

Legal international availability of anime on the internet has changed in recent years, with simulcasts of series available on websites like Crunchyroll.
Awards

The anime industry has several annual awards which honor the year's best works. Major annual awards in Japan include the Ōfuji Noburō Award, the Mainichi Film Award for Best Animation Film, the Animation Kobe Awards, the Japan Media Arts Festival animation awards, the Tokyo Anime Award and the Japan Academy Prize for Animation of the Year. In the United States, anime films compete in the ICv2.com Anime Awards[55]:257–258 There were also the American Anime Awards, which were designed to recognize excellence in anime titles nominated by the industry, and were held only once in 2006.[55]:258 Anime productions are also nominated and win awards not exclusively for anime.
Influence on world culture
Akihabara district of Tokyo is the center of otaku subculture in Japan.

Anime has become commercially profitable in Western countries, as demonstrated by early commercially successful Western adaptations of anime, such as Astro Boy. Since the 19th century, many Westerners have expressed a particular interest towards Japan and anime has dramatically exposed more Westerners to the culture of Japan.
Fan response

Anime clubs gave rise to anime conventions in the 1990s with the "anime boom", a period marked by increased popularity of anime.[7]:73 These conventions are dedicated to anime and manga and include elements like cosplay contests and industry talk panels.[55]:211 Cosplay, a portmanteau for "costume play", is not unique to anime and has become popular in contests and masquerades at anime conventions.[55]:214–215 Japanese culture and words have entered English usage through the popularity of the medium, including otaku, a derogatory Japanese term commonly used in English to denote a fan of anime and manga.[55]:195 Anime enthusiasts have produced fan fiction and fan art, including computer wallpaper and anime music videos.[55]:201–205
"Anime style"

As a popular movement and unique art style, anime styling has been the subject of both satire and serious creative productions. South Park's "Chinpokomon" and "Good Times with Weapons" episodes, Adult Swim's Perfect Hair Forever, and Nickelodeon's Kappa Mikey are examples of satirical depictions of Japanese culture and anime. Some works have sparked debate for blurring the lines between satire and serious "anime style" productions, such as the American anime style production Avatar: The Last Airbender.[5] These anime styled works have become defined as anime-influenced animation, in an attempt to classify all anime styled works of non-Japanese origin.[61] Some creators of these works cite anime as a source of inspiration and like the French production team for Ōban Star-Racers moved to Tokyo to collaborate with a Japanese production team.[62][63][64] When anime is defined as a "style" rather than as a national product it leaves open the possibility of anime being produced in other countries.[2][5] A series dubbed as the "Middle East's First Anime Show" is currently in production,[6] which is currently looking for funding.[65] The web-based series RWBY is produced using an anime art style and has been declared to be anime.[4][66] In addition, the series will be released in Japan, under the label of "anime" per the Japanese definition of the term and referenced as an "American-made anime".[67][68] Defining anime as style has been contentious amongst fans, with John Oppliger stating, "The insistence on referring to original American art as Japanese "anime" or "manga" robs the work of its cultural identity."[3][69]

This, but unironically.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Boner Zone posted:

hey did the OP kill himself yet?

I'm not sure if its intentional or not but your any attempts to troll me using the username "Boner Zone" are not going to work, fucko.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i ordered my fleshlight from amazon prime and the drone landed the fleshlight right on my dick 5/5 stars would order again

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Business Gorillas posted:

I know you're trying to troll here but when I googled "micropenis fleshlight" all I got were a bunch of smiling, naked women holding "normal" sized fleshlights, almost like they were mocking me.
pics or it didn't happen

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
*Business Gorillas leans back from the screen, content in his trolling as his giant penis shatters another Magnum Fleshlight*

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