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First of all if your regdate isn't old enough to have its own custom SAmote, then don't bother because it isn't worth a drat thing. So obviously only vintage accounts will have any kind of real value, the older the better. I would estimate a top-tier (literally perfect stats) forums account from 01 or earlier could fetch into the thousands, with value diminishing considerably based on time alone. Then we could assume some kind of point value for the rap sheet, here are my ideas: + $10 for each probation + $50 for each ban (+ $15 additional if the probate/ban is from Lowtax himself) + $100 for a permaban recovery - $25 if Aatrek probated you - $50 if you ever posted in BYOB or GBS Anyway there are probably more qualifiers we could come up with, for certain different people will have their own tastes affecting what they perceive as valuable in a forums account. Still it would interesting to know as I am currently calculating all of my assets for tax and insurance purposes what kind of price I could fetch if I ever decided to ebay my vintage '04 account with respectable posting credentials. For myself, I think $870 would be a pretty reasonable price to set the reserve at. What do you think?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:52 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:29 |
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it is worth literally nothing
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:56 |
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it's worth nothing, much like your life, and mine
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:57 |
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Nothing.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:01 |
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I'll sell you mine for $300.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:01 |
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You don't even have plat. That's like -$1000 tbh
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:03 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:it is worth literally nothing
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:04 |
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Everything.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:05 |
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Valuable.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:11 |
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value should be based on the order in which you joined, like ICQ what are user id numbers up to now for new regs, like over a million?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:19 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:22 |
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Whats that number higher than zero again? Oh yeah super zero.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:25 |
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taking offers, OP
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:28 |
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Jimson posted:Whats that number higher than zero again? Oh yeah super zero.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:28 |
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I'm motherfucking Jesus Christ and I registered in '99 I think (though it says '00) and unfortunately my ban history only goes back to '05 but I'm pretty sure I was also the first person banned on this forum. Internet street cred or something. what have i done with my life
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:30 |
-$25
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:30 |
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I think like $30. I can't remember if I have no ads. That might make it 40.(E: No ads is only 5 I guess; I don't have it anyway.30 it is) Add in savings from coupons and it probably goes up dramatically.
Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Sep 17, 2014 |
# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:30 |
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Apparently I owe someone $50 for posting here?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:30 |
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Who got the oldest account? Going by account ID number doesn't seem to work. Trying to see users that registered before Lowtacks.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:31 |
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Probably I could sell it for $10.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:31 |
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$420.69
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:31 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:$420.69 Is that a total bounty for bans?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:32 |
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$14.88
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:43 |
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I got a bunch of bans and the permaban on my rap sheet but it's missing a poo poo load from before when the lepers colony wasn't automated and all the bans were hand posted.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:47 |
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i can't put a price tag on something so precious
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:57 |
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Over 9000
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:06 |
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My account is worth ten times the worth of your thread. So what 10*0??
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:07 |
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Hmmm well, what are some other inherently funny numbers?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:16 |
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eh using your math adding in the money people spent changing my av -80$' what value is added by having low tax change my account name? TOILETLORD fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Sep 17, 2014 |
# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:19 |
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What's the dollar value on having Lowtax post WOW in your thread and then immediately gas it?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:36 |
placeholder so i can tabulate my rap sheet. edit: original regisration = $10 27 bans = $270 dollars so, i've spent at least $280. plus i've had plat and archives at various times over the years, plus have bought myself a custom title or six. concervatively, lowtax has got about $350 from me on this account. you're welcome. ----------------
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:37 |
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Neo Duckberg posted:Over 9000 saame
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:37 |
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I don't know but I value myself less as a human being for having one..
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:38 |
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10 big ones
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:40 |
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Its good for killing time in the office snd between sets at the gym thats pretty much it. My first account was an 04 but I lost pw or got banned or something so here I am w a gay rear end 08
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:42 |
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I would say that my account (with plat) was worth exactly -$20 except that I have a super rare red pill plat symbol randomly awarded to me by Lowtax himself which bumps my account's worth up to at least -$16.35
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:45 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:placeholder so i can tabulate my rap sheet. Your rap sheet has two pages, lmao
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:46 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:10 big ones
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:47 |
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You're forgetting account depreciation factors. Most of the accounts here are like ratty old crackhouses with a dead bum in the basement. Dream on, market-savvy goons.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:54 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:29 |
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I like my username and I have plat so I'd probably sell it to some willing goon for -$5
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 17:39 |