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Read the OP for the question
	Yes
	No

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

This was my name in counterstrike. I led the clan called Global Assault in 2003 or 2004, I can't remember. Maybe earlier. Originally our clan was Silent Marine Seals (lol) then Silent Navy Seals, then finally Global Assault. We were so good. I made the then-genius decision to cap our members at 20 people. If you sucked, you were replaced by someone better. We had a free T1 server courtesy of a badass member in Boston, and an actual website with no actual content but it looked cool.

Apparently it was early enough in the Internet that no reference can be found, the website long gone. It's like it none of it happened. Did it really even happen? Did I even exist then?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:36

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MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

scrub

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:37

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cool story, brah.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:37

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

A++ would read again

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:38

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

more like |GBS|StoryBORE|

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:38

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

5|_|(|< |\/|y 13@|_L5

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:39

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

i was in a WW2 Online clan called Royal Scots Greys namaste

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:39

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

1gnoirents posted:

5|_|(|< |\/|y 13@|_L5

How long did it take you to type out this sick burn?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:40

MotherFuckingT-REX: Feb 8, 2011; I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

you used a letter in there, thats how i know your a noob hakkar and not leet

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:43

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

ignoritents it's your subconscious. you have an infection in your arm that's causing you to be insane and think you're posting good threads. call 911 and go to the emergency room, you require medical attention

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:44

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

glad u were good at video games

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:08

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

all u do is click a button when the crosshair pixel is touching a bad man pixel

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:10

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

I voted yes and no

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:10

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

you used a letter in there, thats how i know your a noob hakkar and not leet

only noobs use two identical 1337 letters next to each other. noobs, and worse, those who use generators

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

How long did it take you to type out this sick burn?

i can type old 1337 very quickly but im not proud of it

Christmas Miracle posted:

ignoritents it's your subconscious. you have an infection in your arm that's causing you to be insane and think you're posting good threads. call 911 and go to the emergency room, you require medical attention

what ar eyou talking about? well i guess this thread might be too good to comprehend for some but its all gold. all of it

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:20

LifeSizePotato: Mar 3, 2005

in my mind you don't even exist now, op

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:29

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

thats p cool op guess i have to suck your dick now

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:32

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

posting from beyond the grave... ghost posting

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:35

NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

hey i remember you!

lol no not really fag but im sure i owned noobs like you for breakfast :smug:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:35

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

You have been warned

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:35

Quite A Tool: Jul 4, 2004; The answer is... 42

Sorry but the 82nd AB from Delta Force will forever be the best clan.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:16

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

holy poo poo this is retarded

# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:17

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Rickycat posted:

holy poo poo this is retarded

no...

you . . .

# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:34

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

gather around kids and yer ol pappy will tell ya about the console wars

# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:46

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

OMFG FURRY posted:

gather around kids and yer ol pappy will tell ya about the console wars

is it true the xbox 3 was called the xbox one??

# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:52

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

my friends were in a cal-m clan called server far far away (sffa) with counter-strike based pun names and i gave them the very best one.

drum roll

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han cal-o.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:17