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I accidentally bough fifty trucks when I only wanted to buy one. At first it was kind of cool - people would come by my house and the amount of trucks would be the perfect thing to impress them. Now, though? It's severely impacting my quality of life. I hate owning these trucks and I can't get rid of them. Help
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Kastein, your new username and avatar really blow.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:14
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I can barely get to my front door anymore. I could climb one, maybe two trucks. Three? Sure, in my younger days. But theres no way that I can climb over 50 trucks every day - that's just insane. I've "lucked upon" the method of belly crawling underneath the trucks which is quicker and easier but does have the negative side effect of staining my tank top/sweatpants combo with moist earth
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Sep 17, 2014 23:14
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Start a spider farm.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:15
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I'm just a regular guy and I accidentally bought fifty trucks instead of one.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:15
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There are other creatures that may thrive in a field of automobiles, but spiders are money in the bank.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:16
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Please STOP PMing me about driving the trucks away. I can NOT drive the trucks as I do not have the keys for any of them; each truck's key set is locked inside a different truck. I appreciate that youre all trying to help but moving the trucks away was the first thing I tried, needless to say my plan was flawed
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Sep 17, 2014 23:20
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no they will not posted:Please STOP PMing me about driving the trucks away. I can NOT drive the trucks as I do not have the keys for any of them; each truck's key set is locked inside a different truck. I appreciate that youre all trying to help but moving the trucks away was the first thing I tried, needless to say my plan was flawed Just drive the trucks away. We're not trying to help, we're just not lolling at your awesome trolling.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:22
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meatpimp posted:Just drive the trucks away. We're not trying to help, we're just not lolling at your awesome trolling. I don't see how it's "trolling" to say that I need keys to operate a truck. To me it seems like the opposite of trolling - regular stuff.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:25
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OP all you need to solve your problems is a rock. Apply it to all the truck's windows (just one per truck should suffice) and retrieve the keys. Then it's just a simple matter of trial and error to match the keys to the trucks. For that I recommend friends, or in your case strangers that want a free truck.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:29
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no they will not posted:I don't see how it's "trolling" to say that I need keys to operate a truck. To me it seems like the opposite of trolling - regular stuff.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:32
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InitialDave posted:I think it's more that it's not trolling to make threads/posts that are utterly indistinguishable from the normal forum chatter. It's so ironically funny, watch the discourse as I make
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Sep 17, 2014 23:34
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meatpimp posted:It's so ironically funny, watch the discourse as I make Let me guess how many trucks you own... three? two? ...one??  Pathetic.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:47
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no they will not posted:I don't see how it's "trolling" to say that I need keys to operate a truck. To me it seems like the opposite of trolling - regular stuff. Please list the makes, models, engine types, axle ratios and diffs of all of your 50 trucks so that Kastein can explain to you the correct parts to extract from your pile of truck-legos to build the ultimate truck.
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Sep 17, 2014 23:47
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Requesting mod challenge IOC
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Sep 17, 2014 23:51
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Terrible Robot posted:OP all you need to solve your problems is a rock. Apply it to all the truck's windows (just one per truck should suffice) and retrieve the keys. Then it's just a simple matter of trial and error to match the keys to the trucks. For that I recommend friends, or in your case strangers that want a free truck. Where's he gonna get 50 rocks???
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Sep 17, 2014 23:52
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no they will not posted:Let me guess how many trucks you own... three? two? ...one?? I call trucks "rigs"
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Sep 18, 2014 00:03
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no they will not posted:Let me guess how many trucks you own... three? two? ...one?? The he runs to FYAD to see if anybody is giving him internet recognition points in his thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665565&highlight= iForge posted:Requesting mod challenge IOC Please.
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Sep 18, 2014 00:04
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OP, did you remember to take down the "will suck dick for truck" CL ads?
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Sep 18, 2014 00:05
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iForge posted:Requesting mod challenge IOC
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Sep 18, 2014 00:06
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meatpimp posted:The he runs to FYAD to see if anybody is giving him internet recognition points in his thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665565&highlight= I'm beginning to suspect you don't even own a single truck
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Sep 18, 2014 00:07
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Go on, tell us about how these trucks are arranged in your gooncamp.
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Sep 18, 2014 00:11
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I have lots of trucks and can help you with trucks please tell me more about your trucks
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Sep 18, 2014 00:12
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If you have trucks with parts I need for my trucks please let me know. Some of my trucks need truck parts to keep truckin
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Sep 18, 2014 00:12
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FYAD escapee.
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Sep 18, 2014 00:13
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Sometimes I jsut sit in my trucks and make engine noises cause trucks
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Sep 18, 2014 00:13
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Other times I drive my trucks cause its fun to drive trucks and go slow and get in everyones way thats in a hurry
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Sep 18, 2014 00:14
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This is like the bit in Airplane! where the nun tries singing Aretha Franklin. And we're the black dudes.
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Sep 18, 2014 00:14
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Sometimes I just stare at my trucks from a distance and Im glad that I have so many trucks
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Sep 18, 2014 00:14
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OP I will take one of the trucks.
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Sep 18, 2014 00:15
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One time I changed all the oil in my trucks and it took a long time, almost all day
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Sep 18, 2014 00:15
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I wanted to sell one of my trucks one time but gently caress that, no one should have trucks besides me
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Sep 18, 2014 00:16
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Trucks
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Sep 18, 2014 00:16
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I got my first truck when I was three, it was a yellow tonka dump truck it was pretty loving rad
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Sep 18, 2014 00:19
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Really you'll only need to break one window. Get the keys out of one truck and then find out which truck they go to. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then open that truck and take those keys. Then find the truck that those keys go to and open that truck. Then do the same for the remaining 25 trucks and you're good to go!
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Sep 18, 2014 00:21
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Buy a bigger truck to drive over your smaller trucks.
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Sep 18, 2014 00:22
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McSpatula posted:Go on, tell us about how these trucks are arranged in your gooncamp. 
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Sep 18, 2014 00:24
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Is it 10 of each type of truck? Do you have any fire engines?
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Sep 18, 2014 00:24
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DrPain posted:Buy a bigger truck to drive over your smaller trucks. Good idea, but what if he needs an even bigger truck to drive over the bigger truck?
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Sep 18, 2014 00:25
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Are we talking normal trucks or like....fire trucks?
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