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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
nice username/post combo

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Devils Affricate posted:

Muslims are the worst people, followed by a tie between Mormons and Scientologists, followed by mainstream Christians

They're all pretty bad but that's the order

Whereas you sound like a really nice person. </sarcasm> :rolleyes:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Drunk & Ugly posted:

then why are you so loving horrible

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Did your god promise you large portions of land in the middle east? if so ur god is an a-hole.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Draw me an anime

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Dexters Secret posted:

mormons are actually really nice people

Yeah but they suck

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I have some religious friends, they are pretty cool. Just don't force any of your beliefs on me.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

I.N.R.I posted:

Whereas you sound like a really nice person. </sarcasm> :rolleyes:

Hey than-- oh wait no way sarcasm??

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Devils Affricate posted:

Muslims are the worst people, followed by a tie between Mormons and Scientologists, followed by mainstream Christians

They're all pretty bad but that's the order

Mormons are ok. Just weird

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

String Beans posted:

Mormons are ok. Just weird

they keep trying and stop gays from marrying

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I thought I.N.R.I. was what was written on the canisters of ooze in the ninja turtles cartoons

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Neo Duckberg posted:

Draw me an anime

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

String Beans posted:

Mormons are ok. Just weird

They're ok if you're an outsider, and if you ignore the policies they support

They indoctrinate their children to the point of abuse and try to destroy the lives people who choose to leave the church

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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lol

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
God bless you OP, and all the posters, especially the athiests :)

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
god bless u op i will pray for u in my heart

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Hello OP I am God. You have been doing well. Thanks for all the hard work. Speak to you later tonight.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
How many times can forums powerhouse I.N.R.I make the exact same thread?
STAY TUNED

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

ghlbtsk posted:

How many times can forums powerhouse I.N.R.I make the exact same thread?
STAY TUNED

Six. But the content is true.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my jesus lantern powers my jesus ring so i cant deny

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
Hey everyone, I am not religious AND I am gay!

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
hi I.N.R.I i am not religious myself but it is alright by me that you are well have a good day

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

ilikedirt posted:

god bless u op i will pray for u in my heart

i thought the asiatic black man was god though, mr dirt

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

my jewish bf told me a story about how a guy in one of his grad school classes had what he thought was the name of God tattooed on his calf in Hebrew, but the tattoo artist hosed it up so instead it read as "arrogance". that's my religion story

well, bye

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tweet Me Balls posted:

my jewish bf told me a story about how a guy in one of his grad school classes had what he thought was the name of God tattooed on his calf in Hebrew, but the tattoo artist hosed it up so instead it read as "arrogance". that's my religion story

well, bye

lmao the herbew word for god is basically a quotation mark

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Business Gorillas posted:

lmao the herbew word for god is basically a quotation mark

Starts with Yod

e: God bless the herbews

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im gay

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



SirEvelynTremble posted:

Starts with Yod

e: God bless the herbews

there's apparently some secret 26 syllable word for god that's the true name of god. if you say it some old testament poo poo like your blood turning to locusts or your family gets turned into salt. fortunately, they're developed " to pretty much take its place

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Hey OP can you prove your god is real?

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/johnson/article/Buddha-seems-to-bring-tranquillity-to-Oakland-5757592.php

Less is more.

Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012

Unironically I like this song. Go with Christ.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Kanthulhu posted:

Hey OP can you prove your god is real?

No, why?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'm Christ Curious.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
OP do you wanna go to my churches fundraiser? There will be food, live music, activities for the kids by our youth group, and a silent auction! :kiddo:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Avocados posted:

OP do you wanna go to my churches fundraiser? There will be food, live music, activities for the kids by our youth group, and a silent auction! :kiddo:

I'm going to be ill on that day so I can't make it unfortunately.

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

i love the fellowship i find at church and sharing my love of god with others

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