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rubber cat
Jul 1, 2002
  • aria - So sick of seeing this word in every other puzzle. It's like the "free space" of crosswords.
  • ogre - Especially if the clue mentions Shrek. I'm so over the Shrek franchise that it just makes me go "Really? :what:"
  • eloi - Had to read The Time Machine in school. Hated it.
  • oreo - "Oreo" pops up with such alarming regularity, I wouldn't be surprised if Nabisco was secretly paying crossword puzzle writers.
  • SNL - :fuckoff:

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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Gas

Chamber

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
  • asa its lke an arabian prince or something??? who knows
  • ing ok cross words nopw your just using suffixes that not even a word
  • doobie comeon guys totally played out
  • cuck not even funny in more i havent smiled at this one in weeks tbh
  • fart not really used a lot but sometimes
  • ssd ok new york times we get it, your all rich and can afford ssd's...why dont you make a cross word puzzle..."for the rest of us"
  • GBS things are a little better since they loosened the rules but you still cant make a lot of racist jokes so the jury is stil out
  • names of musicians and stuff ok, see here is the deal, i dont really "care" about music and I sure as poo poo d*nt care about the names of musicians so stop this...please
  • Uli this one is ok actually

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
  • Cat - I am sick of this internet obsession with cats.
  • Dog - A dog bit me once and now the very word causes me tremble, literally.
  • Exercise - A thing that I cannot do, ever.
  • Melon - After the "fruit incident?" Forget it pal.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
K I L L Y O U R P A R E N T S

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Areola - ok, I get it, the whole thing isn't just a "nipple", gently caress off alredy

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
olio

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Elia, etui, Ulee

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
epee
ennui
rapier
sabre
verve

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

i dont know about crosswords but im getting a little tired of breakfast foods in the word puzzles on the back of cereal boxes. you'd think theyd be a little more creative.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Ulee's Gold

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
fuckingfaggots

half the time it doesn't even go with the clue but it always seems to fit

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
  • Big - The newspaper is trying to mock me, again.
  • President - President bad, har har, gently caress off idiot, keep your commentary out of my crosswords.
  • Hot Pocket - This one seems to follow me around, incidentally I am incredibly obese.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






estes as in the senator

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Does this mean that the internet killed crossword puzzles?





I hope it doesn't

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Dr Strangepants posted:

pre:
           P
       G   A
     Y O U R
 K I L L   E
       D   N
           T
           S

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






HOMES (great lakes)

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I'm Gay

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


I have literally never seen this as the answer to a crossword puzzle clue. Mods?

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
Oleo
Ira
mew
ore
siam
Olaf
yomen
yee
use
ergo
ast
eye
iris
def
key

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
Also crossworf puzzles are bullshit, you're just remembering words.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Kings Of Calabria
Sep 10, 2013
Apparently a Yale grad is an "Eli", according to the Metro crossword every day.
Also country star McIntyre.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
Oleo
Lea

every drat crossword

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Guancho posted:

Oleo
Lea

every drat crossword

i loving told you motherfucker, what you gonna shoot me?

haha good luck, you'll have to kill the world when this data gets out, you lose.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Moist
Girth

rubber cat
Jul 1, 2002

Don't know how I forgot about this one but it's definitely been a thorn in my side for many a puzzle. Hey crossword writers: how about some words people actually use?!?

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

Spanish Manlove posted:

epee
ennui
rapier
sabre
verve

Actually it appears you just hate fencing.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Came to post oleo, it was already posted, still posting, deal w/ it

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

angerbot posted:

Came to post oleo, it was already posted, still posting, deal w/ it

loving best oleo crossword puzzle hint, is the best scat scandal

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
The one I notice the most is "ore".

Nekodoshi
Aug 4, 2007

I'm only as smart as the content of my posts.
Alai. Always with the Jai ___. Oh, and Aviv. Or Elal. Honestly when you've done a ton of crosswords you pick up on patterns, especially in the three longest answers there's usually a uniting pun. Once you figure the first one out the other two come easily.
For about a year thr only way I could sleep is if I did a few crossword puzzles before bed. The best app is probably that 10$ one just called "crosswords". They can get really challenging and they offer a ton of European style ones.
But lately ive moved onto picross.

....I wasnt supposed to effort post, was I? :ohdear:

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
How about wrinkled old fuckers that write the puzzles use relevant pop culture hints? Like, say, after the moon landing?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Trochanter posted:

How about wrinkled old fuckers that write the puzzles use relevant pop culture hints? Like, say, after the moon landing?

Crossword puzzle editors were useful in cryptanalysis so they let them dodder on into old age and crossword fans are so used to being like "aha yes the answer is so obvious" it's a sad kind of co-dependence

Now the jumble is a man's puzzle

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Eno, as in Brian Eno comes up all the time

keep honking im sobbing
Jul 30, 2012

Tane

rubber cat
Jul 1, 2002

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
axolotl

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Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

will shortz is fond of 'asta' who is a dog in thin man or something

Pivotal Lever fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Sep 18, 2014

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