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At what age did you realize you could beat up your parents? When did you become the man of the house?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:52 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:05 |
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small hendren posted:At what age did you realize you could beat up your parents? When did you become the man of the house? When I made more money than them.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:05 |
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why the hell is coldreachers back
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:06 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:why the hell is coldreachers back someone sent me a cert, i'm use it.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:07 |
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My brother is a loving monster. I've seen him go into an lsd fueled berserker rage and break a guys jaw to where it was hanging off the dudes face in a completely unnatural way. One time my brother went crazy and attacked my dad with a hunting knife and my dad disarmed him with some baraw sugbo looking crazy moves then subdued him in a choke hold. I think I'll only be able to beat him up when he's dead as gently caress.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:11 |
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My dad died two years ago and he could probably still kick my rear end lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:12 |
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For me it was when I got my green belt in taekwondo. My dad still has his yellow lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:35 |
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never OP, my dad's way tougher than his shameful son
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:36 |
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I don't think I could beat my dad up. I'm pretty out of shape, and he has a whole lot of guns. I don't know if he'd be willing to shoot a non-minority, but he might.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:46 |
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Torka posted:never OP, my dad's way tougher than his shameful son
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:56 |
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my dad's got old bones i would crush him
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:13 |
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Well when my stepdad was lying on his death bed dying of cancer I might have had a shot. But before that he pretty much would have had me beat since I'm a spindly nerd with no muscles.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:50 |
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ColdReaches posted:When I made more money than them.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:55 |
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Holy poo poo Just this second I guess Gonna go try this out
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:14 |
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Dianetics posted:Well when my stepdad was lying on his death bed dying of cancer I might have had a shot. But before that he pretty much would have had me beat since I'm a spindly nerd with no muscles.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:27 |
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My dad trains probation officers to take down felons. I've never been able to beat him up, and even at 60 he'd still kick my rear end.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:28 |
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Torka posted:never OP, my dad's way tougher than his shameful son
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:29 |
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around age 10 when i killed them
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:30 |
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I don't think aout attacking my parents because I am a well-adjusted human being.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:32 |
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Pillow Clerk posted:I don't think aout attacking my parents because I am a well-adjusted human being. lucky you
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:33 |
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jarvis cocker posted:lucky you jk I'm not the most well-adjusted (I post here, after all), but I have a ~*blessed*~ relationship w/ my parents.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:38 |
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small hendren posted:At what age did you realize you could beat up your parents? When did you become the man of the house? I'm going to make an honest post. It isn't a post about me beating up my parents. I always thought my parents knew everything or had everything figured out. It wasn't until I as 16 that I realized that they were still faking it. That realization scared the poo poo out of me. I don't care if I could beat them up or not. Just realizing that they didn't have all of the answers... and everything that implied messed me up. Edit: my dad could still kick my rear end. I haven't seen him in 10 years but I have no doubt he could go all mortal combat on me. Pohl fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Sep 18, 2014 |
# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:40 |
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Pohl posted:I'm going to make an honest post. It isn't a post about me beating up my parents. pretty sad it took you till age 16 to figure that out lmao hahahahaha
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:40 |
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Pillow Clerk posted:I don't think aout attacking my parents because I am a well-adjusted human being. Listen man. I love my dad. One of the coolest, most compassionate men I've ever known. But I could whoop his monkey rear end so hard he wouldn't know what the gently caress
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:41 |
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thats like poo poo u shoud know by the time u figure out santa and god arent real, around 2nd grade if you arent a loving idiot
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:41 |
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Pohl posted:I'm going to make an honest post. It isn't a post about me beating up my parents. having this realisation is part of the human condition and happens to literally everyone but it's pretty weird to have it so late
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:43 |
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my mom raised me with full awareness that nobody knew poo poo.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:44 |
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jarvis cocker posted:pretty sad it took you till age 16 to figure that out lmao hahahahaha I know. I think I always knew the reality, but I think that was when my brain really accepted the idea.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:44 |
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Torka posted:having this realisation is part of the human condition and happens to literally everyone but it's pretty weird to have it so late I came from an abusive home, but am I really that weird? poo poo.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:45 |
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Pohl posted:I came from an abusive home, but am I really that weird? poo poo. convert to christianity or islam, getting back the feeling you had before you realised your parents were fallible is the whole reason monotheism was invented
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:47 |
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Torka posted:convert to christianity or islam, getting back the feeling you had before you realised your parents were fallible is the whole reason monotheism was invented Can I just drink more?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:48 |
My Dad is a Master Sargent and only here on the weekends, so from Monday-Friday my mom becomes my own personal punching bag.
PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:51 |
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Pohl posted:I came from an abusive home, but am I really that weird? poo poo. I don't think so. Mine wasn't so much a "a-ha!" epiphany moment, as a series of gradual realizations through my adolescence. Like it never occurred to me "oh, there's just making it up as they go along", but I eventually reached that conclusion in a series of tiny steps.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:53 |
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Pohl posted:I came from an abusive home, but am I really that weird? poo poo. if u were abused 4srs u would have figured that poo poo out sooner
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:53 |
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its okay though maybe you are slow, its okay lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:54 |
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Pohl posted:Can I just drink more? yis
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:57 |
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My dad's twice my age, but he's bigger than me and my health it's not so good. I'd say we're about evenly matched if we fought for serious. But I can't possibly see that happening. My mom or step mom? they're going down.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:36 |
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I grew up being spanked for being bad, but I was generally a good and quiet kid. I think I was about 11 and my father looked angry enough that he would try to hit me, so I told him if he tried, I'd take out his bad knee where he'd just had surgery. Probably not a good idea to hit your kids when they're old and strong enough to start pinpointing your physical weaknesses.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:41 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:05 |
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my stepdad hit me when i was 15 and i hosed him up and the cops arrested me and i had to go through anger management because i fought back
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:43 |