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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ppl in the armed forces are heroes imo, if you disagree go back to isis

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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

why did they smear him in vegemite first?

More hygienic than eating it.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

drat he snitched? He's not going to be very popular wherever he's stationed next :colbert:

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend is a serving navy sailor off of the coast of western australia and i was hoping to read his name

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Neurosis posted:

my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend is a serving navy sailor off of the coast of western australia and i was hoping to read his name

bad breakup? had to be a real bitch if you wished her boyfriend get raped by a vegimite chicken

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Initiation 4: frat house bondage sluts set sail

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

more like the daily fail

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

MOOBS! posted:

bad breakup? had to be a real bitch if you wished her boyfriend get raped by a vegimite chicken

no not at all i'm just a lovely person

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Torka posted:

lol what's with the Australian navy and gay rape

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
only aus navy would do something this gay LMAO

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
The obvious answer is to ban gays from the military

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Did it have a pulley in the middle?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
was probably just going to let the poo poo go and laugh it off and some commander noticed his bleeding eyes and thought 'gently caress, ebola!" and now they're going to keel-haul some dundees

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on the TV!

They want you, they want you in the navy

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you, they want you in the navy

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

able semen

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
the navy: nothing but rum, buggery, and the lash

Saga
Aug 17, 2009
I see GiP finally tracked down Grover.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
he was asking for it

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

boys will be boys

In what context does one suggest that, "girls will be girls?"

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Torka posted:

lol what's with australia and gays

Bitcoin420
Oct 30, 2013
Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Did they leave the rubber inside when they left

Stumiester
Dec 3, 2004

"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3icDB3kRKPg

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

He was probably a weasel and they were doing it to toughen him up.

When I was in we tied a ginger to a post and pissed on him.

One guy was subjected to 'stretching'.

Fijians used to...

Etc

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jimson posted:

Like doing a bump of cocaine, but in your asa.

seriously what is it with goons and cocaine recently i hadnt heard a word about it outside of 80s movies for years and not apparently every goon is doing rails

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Watching the Knick probably.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


pro-watch

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Chris Awful posted:

In what context does one suggest that, "girls will be girls?"

prob when the girls are all talking poo poo about each other

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Chris Awful posted:

In what context does one suggest that, "girls will be girls?"

While driving their 14 year old daughter to the abortion clinic.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Outpost22 posted:

prob when the girls are all talking poo poo about each other

this is pretty much prime white girl so ill agree w/ you

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
It just seemed like a case of boys being boys, then the Vegemite came into play.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Man was held down and smearing with the Deep Heat and Vegemite

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Sailors have "colleagues" now

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
when my dad made chief, his induction involved drinking himself retarded and then placed in a chicken suit to walk around base and wave at traffic

somehow the poultry theme is even stranger than sodomy

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Chris Awful posted:

In what context does one suggest that, "girls will be girls?"

when i tell you i love your shoes and then you get up to use the bathroom and i turn and start talking about how your shoes look like something a homeless circus clown would wear, and also call you a slut

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

when i tell you i love your shoes and then you get up to use the bathroom and i turn and start talking about how your shoes look like something a homeless circus clown would wear, and also call you a slut

When does the girl on girl action start?

Why did they even have a rubber chicken?

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
Heh, let's show that human being who the human being is around here by raping him

naem
May 29, 2011

nimh posted:

the men that resort to buggery in the absence of women are 6/8ths gay already

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
imagine if orange is the new black took place in a male prison and they were gratuitously sodomizing one another constantly and it won an emmy

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

imagine if orange is the new black took place in a male prison and they were gratuitously sodomizing one another constantly and it won an emmy

ok, done. now what

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