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so the reason Harry could defeat Voldemote was because they were both half muggle right?
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nobody believes me that hollywood will poo poo on this classic and remake it in like 15-30 years.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:51
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Nonsense posted:nobody believes me that hollywood will poo poo on this classic and remake it in like 15-30 years. they remake everything profitable bc theyre intellectually bankrupt. classic tho...?
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Sep 18, 2014 21:55
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lol if you think anyone will remember harry potter in 30 years
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Sep 18, 2014 21:57
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Greek Dog posted:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0v7sAat.png[IMG] also hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
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Sep 18, 2014 21:57
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DoomLazer posted:so the reason Harry could defeat Voldemote was because they were both half muggle right? I thought it was because of his sweet forehead tats.
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Greek Dog posted:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0v7sAat.png[IMG] 
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Sep 18, 2014 22:01
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a 30 wand box(wands only)$28 plus tax.... 30 wands with magic, mana and whatever sorcery thign $40. god bless you potter....
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Sep 18, 2014 22:10
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Moola posted:harry gave so little of a poo poo about dobbie he buried him in a loving sand dune in the book it's in proper soil between some bushes. I guess they changed it in the film because of the location they found and shot composition or some poo poo tomstuart posted:like when harry had to do the underwater thing w/ gillyweed why not just use scuba gear? i mean he was a normal kid surely he knows about scuba gear. He does actually consider that but decides against it because a) using scuba gear isn't something you can just do without learning how and b) it would involve a scuba tank flying through the countryside from the nearest scuba supply shop which might be kinda suspicious and get Harry sent to wizard court for doing magic in front of regular people why do I know this
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Sep 18, 2014 22:13
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Harry Potter...was loving garbage. Think about it. The early 20th century had literary giants like Hemingway and Faulker. Nowadays it's Rowling and Dan Brown.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:25
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facebook jihad posted:Harry Potter...was loving garbage. The Dan Brown of 1914 is long forgotten, as Dan Brown will be in 100 years. The J K Rowling of the early 20th century was poo poo like E Nesbitt and Enid Blyton, and a sorrier bunch of twee fuckery you would not be able to find. At least Harry Potter had actual stakes. There are plenty of literary giants writing today, they're just mostly not writing religious themed thrillers and children's books about wizards.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:28
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Dooby got 100% on his housecleaning  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 18, 2014 22:38
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Drink Cheerwine posted:they remake everything profitable bc theyre intellectually bankrupt. classic tho...? They make what they make because thats what the public demands. http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltimegross ^^^ why so many super hero films? Is it because of hollywood or the people who go and see the films? Who has more control over what is made?
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Sep 18, 2014 23:01
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The lawyers dude. Cant expect SA to want to deal with that crap so we can post about the greatest thing ever. I dont blame SA either. ITs all the god drat poop touchers that loving ruined a good thing.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:02
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Jst0rm posted:The lawyers dude. Cant expect SA to want to deal with that crap so we can post about the greatest thing ever. Now that the FBI is involved things should get sorted soon.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:09
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Xachariah posted:Coyotes in the UK? lmao I'm sorry, whatever scavenging animal that dour country has roaming around. Where I live we have coyotes that roam the beaches...
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Sep 18, 2014 23:12
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DoomLazer posted:Everdread photoshop the Dog House on this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-7mtSrj1cc tomstuart posted:back to elfs facebook jihad posted:Harry Potter...was loving garbage. DoomLazer posted:Dooby got 100% on his housecleaning  Get the gently caress out of my Dobby thread with this Dooby poo poo. loving learn to read you ignorant piece of poo poo. I suggest you pick up a copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as it is written as a very accessible lexile rank of 880.
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Sep 19, 2014 01:45
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I hope you die from hillbilly related causes. i never read no harry potter. I am just here because of high piles.
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Sep 19, 2014 01:58
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wingardium doobiosa
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Sep 19, 2014 03:54
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Real-time footage of Spanish Manlove supressing the Doobie Truth
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Sep 19, 2014 03:56
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Trixie Hardcore posted:
dang dude take some wizard-brand xanax, smoke a jay, and chill out
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Sep 19, 2014 03:56
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dobbie deserved to die
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TheJoker138 posted:Harry Potter would probably be pretty great if I was still 11. As opposed to Serious Adult Works like Batman
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Sep 19, 2014 04:05
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the only dobby for me
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Sep 19, 2014 04:23
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In the last thread I made Dobby references and no one found it funny  I hate you OP.
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Sep 19, 2014 04:46
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Rickycat posted:dang dude take some wizard-brand xanax, smoke a jay, and chill out Bitch don't talk to me like you know me. I'm completely justified in being loving pissed off that by outrageous coincidence some jackalope started an unnecessary thread about some inconsequential goony bumpkin with a name similar to popular and beloved Harry Potter series character Dobbie the House Elf on the exact same night that I finally got up the nerve to start my Dobbie thread. Now a bunch of illiterate mudblood fucks keep posting hot dog non sequiturs in my elaborately researched Doobie the House Elf thread. People have been PMing me for weeks to start this thread for Dobbie and Dobbie related discussion so I'm not just upset for myself but for the hundreds of goons who begged for this thread.  e: Dobby, loving gently caress!
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Sep 19, 2014 04:48
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Al Borland posted:In the last thread I made Dobby references and no one found it funny I didn't read that thread. I assure you, I'm always down for some good house elf humor.
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Sep 19, 2014 04:48
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I like Dobby and I cannot lie You other posters can't deny
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Sep 19, 2014 04:54
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Bitch don't talk to me like you know me. I'm completely justified in being loving pissed off that by outrageous coincidence some jackalope started an unnecessary thread about some inconsequential goony bumpkin with a name similar to popular and beloved Harry Potter series character Dobbie the House Elf on the exact same night that I finally got up the nerve to start my Dobbie thread. Now a bunch of illiterate mudblood fucks keep posting hot dog non sequiturs in my elaborately researched Doobie the House Elf thread. People have been PMing me for weeks to start this thread for Dobbie and Dobbie related discussion so I'm not just upset for myself but for the hundreds of goons who begged for this thread. hey man i like you i just dont want you stroking out because people keep goofing around all willy nilly
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Greek Dog posted:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0v7sAat.png[IMG] DoomLazer posted:Dooby got 100% on his housecleaning Probations piled high! Doob thread. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. LOL Doobies lawyers doing a good job.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:11
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Dobbie lives on
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jackyl posted:I like Dobby and I cannot lie And a hot dog in your face You get hungry, wanna pull out your cash But you notice that bun ain't stuffed Deep in the south he's waiting I'm hooked and I can't stop baiting Oh Doobie, I wanna stalk you And find those pictures The moderators tried to warn me But that Facebook post's got me so goony Ooh, got a Pick-ens You say you want some condiments? Well, pay me, pay me 'Cause I ain't no average Doobie I've seen them backin' To hell with askin' The goal is met, Kickstarter's made this one sure bet I'm tired of goons posting things Saying I didn't sell no wings Take the average Roll Tide man and ask him that Ya gotta post Kermit's back So, froggers (Yeah!) Froggers! (Yeah!) Do you know that thread is gassed? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to cook it! (Cook it!) Cook it! (Cook it!) Cook that frozen dog! Doobie got backed (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 19, 2014 05:29
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Rickycat posted:hey man i like you i just dont want you stroking out because people keep goofing around all willy nilly gently caress you sugartits, I'm loving angry about this post too! I am irl angry about Dobbie the House Elf! I'm so angry and having a meltdown about Harry Potter right now! Fuuuuuck! e:Dobby goddamnit Francis Baconator posted:[stupid bullshit] 
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Sep 19, 2014 05:47
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Dobbie lives on 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:gently caress you sugartits, I'm loving angry about this post too! I am irl angry about Dobbie the House Elf! I'm so angry and having a meltdown about Harry Potter right now! Fuuuuuck! i forgive you OP  
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Sep 19, 2014 05:49
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i'm just a statue! a dirty, filthy statue!
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Sep 19, 2014 05:50
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Oh, by the way, I think it's fine if you want to post about Kreacher or other house elves in this thread too. I don't want to give the impression this thread is strictly about Dobbie, although it is strictly about house elves and house elf related topics.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:52
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 no dobbie no
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Sep 19, 2014 06:06
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This is like one of those awkward hugs. Did Uncle Voldemort take pictures of him when he was little or something in the tent during the wizard scouts club meeting? E: Would you rather gently caress Voldemort's nose or a house elf?
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what did Dobby ever see in Mark, anyways, he's been an irredeemable prick for several series now
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