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forgive me
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for all have fallen short of the glory of god
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:50 |
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echinopsis posted:well 10 years ago at least, when striped ties were in fahfsion striped ties are perpetually in fashion and they are a very classic look
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:52 |
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:striped ties are perpetually in fashion and they are a very classic look mlmp
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:53 |
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John 2:19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:24 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:John 2:19 if the body is the temple then this is one hell of apickup line
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:54 |
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New International Version I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on them.'" New Living Translation I will execute terrible vengeance against them to punish them for what they have done. And when I have inflicted my revenge, they will know that I am the LORD." English Standard Version I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them.” New American Standard Bible "I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they will know that I am the LORD when I lay My vengeance on them."'" King James Bible And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. Holman Christian Standard Bible I will execute great vengeance against them with furious rebukes. They will know that I am Yahweh when I take My vengeance on them." International Standard Version I'll take vengeance on them, punishing them severely in my anger. They'll know that I am the LORD when I take my vengeance on them."'" NET Bible I will exact great vengeance upon them with angry rebukes. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I exact my vengeance upon them.'" GOD'S WORD® Translation I will take fierce revenge on them and punish them with fury. I will take revenge on them. Then they will know that I am the LORD.'" Jubilee Bible 2000 And I will execute great vengeance in them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD when I shall give my vengeance in them. King James 2000 Bible And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. American King James Version And I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance on them. American Standard Version And I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful rebukes; and they shall know that I am Jehovah, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. Douay-Rheims Bible And I will execute great vengeance upon them, rebuking them in fury: and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. Darby Bible Translation And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] Jehovah, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. English Revised Version And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. Webster's Bible Translation And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. World English Bible I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they shall know that I am Yahweh, when I shall lay my vengeance on them. Young's Literal Translation And done upon them great vengeance with furious reproofs, And they have known that I am Jehovah, In My giving out My vengeance on them!
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:16 |
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i got my finger stabbed to the bone with the sharp end of a guitar string the other day and i did indeed call upon the lord at least twice
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:28 |
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2 Kings 2:23-25 posted:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:32 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:New International Version doesn't include the best bible (new oxford annotated w/ apocrypha, 4th ed.)
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:32 |
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so is the apocrypha an academic thing cause ive only ever seen it used or referenced in a classroom setting.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:18 |
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PuTTY riot posted:so is the apocrypha an academic thing cause ive only ever seen it used or referenced in a classroom setting. it is only apocryphal to proddies, it is part of the catholic bible
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:45 |
the apocrypha is the part of the OT that protestants don't think is legit because it's not in the hebrew canon, or something. the new testament references books of the apocrypha, probably because the current OT at the time was the septuagint which has those books in it. catholics and orthodox just treat them as part of the bible, and i'm pretty sure that anglicans have got them in the lectionary so read from them in services and consider them "worthy of reading" or thereabouts
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:47 |
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welp didnt grow up catholic that would explain it
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:50 |
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catholics straddle the line btween saved and heathen
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:57 |
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echinopsis posted:catholics straddle the line btween saved and heathen the line also happens to pass over my dilz
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:03 |
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obligatoryEzekiel 23:20 - New International Version posted:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:30 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:New International Version king james only!!!!
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:54 |
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CU T MY LIFE INTO PIECE S
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:34 |
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parents forced me to go to christian private elementary school and it really hosed me up for a long time although im probably still alive today only cause i remember asking a teacher if i'd go to hell if i killed myself and she said yes and i didnt want to go to hell so welp thats my story
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:42 |
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she lied now what you gonna do
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:44 |
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yo god sucks lol smite my dick ya bitch
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:45 |
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Dr. Honked posted:she lied honked again
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:46 |
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i went to southern baptist and seventh day adventist missionary schools in micronesia from the age of 8 till 12 they were retarded to evil. I also went episcopal private school on maui for grade 9/10 but no one cared about the religion part really though we did have a dumbass service once a week.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:25 |
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:i went to southern baptist and seventh day adventist missionary schools in micronesia from the age of 8 till 12 they were retarded to evil. I also went episcopal private school on maui for grade 9/10 but no one cared about the religion part really though we did have a dumbass service once a week. the girl im seeing now belongs to a baptist church lol
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:26 |
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:i went to southern baptist and seventh day adventist missionary schools in micronesia from the age of 8 till 12 they were retarded to evil. I also went episcopal private school on maui for grade 9/10 but no one cared about the religion part really though we did have a dumbass service once a week. i got kicked out of public middle school for grade 7 and had to go to a private fundy one we had an assembly so we could hear george h.w. bush's day of prayer prayer Matthew 6:5 posted:New International Version tl;dr: keep it to yourselves ffs, it's right there in your holy book
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:31 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:Douay-Rheims Bible the gently caress is this "fury: and they" poo poo
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:36 |
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syscall girl posted:i got kicked out of public middle school for grade 7
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:34 |
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i went to a bilingual school where i had to speak both English and Maori despite my skin being the pastiest shade of white we said the lords prayer and grace in Maori at school. thats about it.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:57 |
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they made me go out on the front line when it was time for kapa haka. my white chest would be red raw at the end from all the haka i did and the Maori parents laughed supportingly at me as I did a haka but they would not allow me to join the iwi because I have no Maori blood. therefore my whakapapa is based on Ngati Pakeha. Discrimination of the highest order.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:59 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:they made me go out on the front line when it was time for kapa haka. my white chest would be red raw at the end from all the haka i did and the Maori parents laughed supportingly at me as I did a haka Once Were Shitposters
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:02 |
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kia ora
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:04 |
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I got kicked out of church when I was 17 or so for drink and kissing girls such jesus
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:11 |
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echinopsis posted:I got kicked out of church when I was 17 or so for drink and kissing girls takes me back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYr6u-VXodk
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:14 |
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james 2:19 - yospos, bitch
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:03 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:they made me go out on the front line when it was time for kapa haka. my white chest would be red raw at the end from all the haka i did and the Maori parents laughed supportingly at me as I did a haka kia kaha bro
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:03 |
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Kia ora e hoa
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:08 |
my primary school was interesting because i kind of witnessed the death of anglicanism in mainstream british society when i was about 6 we had prayers and dodgy tapes in assembly telling these grim stories about people getting stoned and suchlike, but by the time i was 9 we didn't pray any more, we just had to "reflect" on things instead. i remember a lot of the kids didn't quite get the difference and did the praying thing with their hands anyway. songs in assembly started off as the bbc "come and praise" hymn book, then we switched to trashy stuff like kum ba yah and shine jesus shine, then they just disappeared altogether i bet the kids these days don't even know what the gently caress a christingle is
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 18:05 |
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Abandon posted:my primary school was interesting because i kind of witnessed the death of anglicanism in mainstream british society is that when the bishop tickles you in the rectory?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 18:23 |
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bobbilljim posted:james 2:19 - yospos, bitch quote:You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder. james
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