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snypes for jesus
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:28 |
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remembe, according to calvinism, god ordained that you snype this page since before the start of time
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:13 |
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he also preordained this
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:29 |
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syscall girl posted:is that when the bishop tickles you in the rectory? apparently, it's this: A Christingle is a symbolic object, related to the pomander, used in the advent services of many Christian denominations. A Christingle consists of: an orange representing the world; a red ribbon around it representing the blood of Christ; dried fruits skewered on cocktail sticks pushed into the orange, representing the fruits of the earth and the four seasons; and a lit candle pushed into the centre of the orange, representing Jesus Christ as the light of the world.[1] The base of the candle is commonly wrapped in tinfoil. This is purely functional.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:33 |
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echinopsis posted:
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:36 |
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lol i don't know what of any this poo poo means
Farecoal fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Sep 19, 2014 |
# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:04 |
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lol if you were raised religious
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:05 |
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what if you werent but were persuaded at the age of 14 to join the church
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:07 |
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echinopsis posted:what if you werent but were persuaded at the age of 14 to join the church shameful
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:10 |
prefect posted:apparently, it's this: yeah they got kids to make them in school or something then take them to a boring kids church service and hopefully not burn down any buildings in the process
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:20 |
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echinopsis posted:what if you werent but were persuaded at the age of 14 to join the church if you were persuaded by a cute girl, it can be forgiven
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:26 |
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prefect posted:if you were persuaded by a cute girl, it can be forgiven i went to an all boys school so yeah church at 13 or so owned
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:27 |
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Abandon posted:yeah they got kids to make them in school or something then take them to a boring kids church service and hopefully not burn down any buildings in the process I don't know about the other stuff, but "holding a candle" is actually a pretty simple operation commonly executed without burning down buildings.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:31 |
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prefect posted:if you were persuaded by a cute girl, it can be forgiven a girl i later married, and then i lost the faith and it was my turn to persuade her
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:37 |
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prefect posted:if you were persuaded by a cute girl, it can be forgiven i got talked into going to a preachy summer camp by the cute blond girl next door they had a big rear end zipline that went from a forested hill down into a lake and a nice pool and horseback riding and it was all free the next year i learned that if i wanted to go back for free i had to talk 10(?) other kids into going and realized why she'd invited me
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:38 |
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syscall girl posted:i got talked into going to a preachy summer camp by the cute blond girl next door lmao
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:38 |
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syscall girl posted:i got talked into going to a preachy summer camp by the cute blond girl next door kanakuk?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:40 |
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syscall girl posted:i got talked into going to a preachy summer camp by the cute blond girl next door did you get lucky?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaovzSn4k7s press the mute button to avoid jesusy music
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:43 |
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PuTTY riot posted:kanakuk? naw it was in oregon CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:did you get lucky? the closest i got was getting a girl to sit on my pimply shoulders so we could chicken fight another couple
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:44 |
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 23:45 |
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don't post my toilet
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:12 |
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no offence but christ seems pretty cool
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:40 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:50 |
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big scary monsters posted:no offence but christ
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:55 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:56 |
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so much computing it hur ts
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:57 |
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syscall girl posted:naw it was in oregon was about to ask if it was eagle lake in CO. buddy next door was going on a 2 week mountain climbing retreat. i'm sure it was godawful expensive, but it was rad as hell except for the campfire fellowship sessions. 14 days of getting told pokemon is atheist propaganda. guide dude found out i was interested in philosophy (because i couldn't help but argue with him,) and tried to recruit me to a christian apologetics society online. also a girl with us had severe paranoid schizophrenia and everyone around her intrepreted her hallucinations as actual visions of real, truly present, demons, and my concern was met with hostility.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:18 |
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lol
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:21 |
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echinopsis posted:loves you
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:22 |
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Cazlab posted:also a girl with us had severe paranoid schizophrenia and everyone around her intrepreted her hallucinations as actual visions of real, truly present, demons, and my concern was met with hostility. yeah my parents went to some super elite bible study where you could meet a guy who saw demons, or something back in the 80s spiritual warfare ftw
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:27 |
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why is jesus god and god's son at the same time? and why is the holy ghost a seperate thing too. this is like some zeus and hercules poo poo
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:39 |
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a lot of christian beliefs are carried over from roman religion yes
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:44 |
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When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” 8 I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:55 |
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this thread gives flashbacks of the gentle old chem teacher that tried to convert me. i used to come by his office and chat from time to time the moment he said "i was once like you but then i met this wonderful girl in highschool who opened my heart me to jesus" i was like "i gotta go.... place" and i just left and never talked to him again. i felt like a kid being groomed. the guy ruined gentle old men for me forever and now i can only trust old ppl if they are total assholes.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:57 |
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prefect posted:The base of the candle is commonly wrapped in tinfoil. This is purely functional. also it keeps out the aliens mind control op
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:26 |
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theadder posted:also it keeps out the aliens mind control op no it doesn't http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/2005/tinfoil_hats/
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:49 |
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can u recommend a more effective material op also has there been a transubstantiation joke yet itt maybe work that in
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:49 |
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surrender
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