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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

when i was 11 a 16 year old christian boy took me into the jungle (we were on a picnic on a little island in micronesia with our parents) and made me stand guard while he masturbated, and then he told me how guilty he felt because he was sinning, and he bet that the young missionary teacher at our 7th day adventist school never masturbated.

I'm a little mad echopenis for bringing up that menu that i had happily forgotten about.

:tipshat:

christ leads to being hosed up it's true



when I was about 14 this older teenager used to call me up and once convinced me to jerk off while talking on the phone to him [talking about girls thank goodness]. it's completely hosed up but it didn't mess me up I swear and it's weird how easy it is for older people to manipulate young people

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
quality christ snype

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
WWJD

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
WJDK

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
who jerked dis kock

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i stopped being a christian when i lived in more than one country and learned that muslims weren't horrible people

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Phoenixan posted:

i stopped being a christian when i lived in more than one country and learned that muslims weren't horrible people

that's funny my brother in law has lived in like five countries and he sure hates him some muslims

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
probably stayed a true american then :911:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
it started out as a persecution complex on behalf of the christians getting executed by isis and kinda snowballed and then i muted him on facebook

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
he's canadian and euro, he did move to the usa to join a christian cult for awhile though

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cold on a Cob posted:

it started out as a persecution complex on behalf of the christians getting executed by isis and kinda snowballed and then i muted him on facebook

well what does he think about all the muslims getting executed by isis?

and theh agnostic/atheist types

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
it's weird because he's friendly and funny and pretty chill irl and he recognizes that he was brainwashed by this whole cult in the past and maybe he needs to be a critical thinker but then he's posting poo poo about how islam is a religion of war, etc

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

syscall girl posted:

well what does he think about all the muslims getting executed by isis?

and theh agnostic/atheist types

that doesn't conflict with his worldview that islam is the religion of murder and war

when christians do it then we play the 'no true christian' card though because obviously his version of christianity isn't like that

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
consume the blood and drink the flesh

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

when i was 11 a 16 year old christian boy took me into the jungle (we were on a picnic on a little island in micronesia with our parents) and made me stand guard while he masturbated, and then he told me how guilty he felt because he was sinning, and he bet that the young missionary teacher at our 7th day adventist school never masturbated.

ummm

echinopsis posted:

when I was about 14 this older teenager used to call me up and once convinced me to jerk off while talking on the phone to him [talking about girls thank goodness]. it's completely hosed up but it didn't mess me up I swear and it's weird how easy it is for older people to manipulate young people

ummm

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

this guy has a sense of humor, but he's still an insufferable theist

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
everybody in yospos is hosed up. but i repeat myself

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we need more psuedo-molestation stories

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
a mod once pmed me

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


were long past the pseudo bit itt

Vincent K. McMahon
Sep 13, 2014

by Ralp

theadder posted:

were long past the pseudo bit itt

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

we need more psuedo-molestation stories

I don;t know if hp is reading this thread


theadder posted:

were long past the pseudo bit itt

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i looked up "partialism" in wikipedia and got a picture of a titty

Cazlab
Oct 25, 2003

echinopsis posted:

we need more psuedo-molestation stories

in like, 8th/9th grade this dude who no one liked but i was friendly to because itry to not be a jerk without reason invited me to his birthday party.
it was a spend the night, and when i got there it turns out there was only one other person from our school and two dudes from his church that we didn't know.

as soon as his parents went to bed, he was like "alright, now's the time to break this out. check it, guys," and pulls out a red VHS labeled something like rear end Blasters 5.
me and the other dude i knew were like "okay, porn, boobs, butts, that's cool," but like 2 minutes into the thing playing the church clique had their dicks out and were going at it.
our host was like "what's the problem? jerk it with us dudes."

other guy had a cellphone so we called his mom and pretended the pizza made us sick and got rides home.
we never spoke of it again.

later the party host became a true pariah after getting a boner mid wrestling match in hs, and also getting caught selling speed in the gym.
to my knowledge neither me or the other dude ratted out his church group circle jerks; he was only a pariah based on his terrible personality, inappropriate boners and drug dealing.

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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it's really sad and bad if you're ashamed of anything that happened to you as a kid.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cazlab posted:

in like, 8th/9th grade this dude who no one liked but i was friendly to because itry to not be a jerk without reason invited me to his birthday party.
it was a spend the night, and when i got there it turns out there was only one other person from our school and two dudes from his church that we didn't know.

as soon as his parents went to bed, he was like "alright, now's the time to break this out. check it, guys," and pulls out a red VHS labeled something like rear end Blasters 5.
me and the other dude i knew were like "okay, porn, boobs, butts, that's cool," but like 2 minutes into the thing playing the church clique had their dicks out and were going at it.
our host was like "what's the problem? jerk it with us dudes."

other guy had a cellphone so we called his mom and pretended the pizza made us sick and got rides home.
we never spoke of it again.

later the party host became a true pariah after getting a boner mid wrestling match in hs, and also getting caught selling speed in the gym.
to my knowledge neither me or the other dude ratted out his church group circle jerks; he was only a pariah based on his terrible personality, inappropriate boners and drug dealing.

yes yes yes!!!!!!!! I am so happy

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
who posted that story about fingering a girl's butthole again?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
thats my man echi

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Phoenixan posted:

who posted that story about fingering a girl's butthole again?

u have to ask??

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theadder posted:

u have to ask??

somewhere there is a woman who every time she sees the burger king mascot bursts in to tears

'i don't have two vaginas i don't have two vaginas i don't have two vaginas'

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we had normal rudies after that first incidence so it can't have been too bad for her

never had sex though. christ told us not too!

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


whats a rudy/ie

were all tryin to keep pace

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

bobbilljim posted:

everybody in yospos is hosed up.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
who else remembers being a Pentecostal and fully trying to have amazing Holy Spirit experiences ? going up the front and pray and worship and scream and cry and preacher blow into mic and give you touch and you fall over and is it real or did you fall because of assumed social pressure?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


did u speak in tongues echi

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


both sexual and non-sexual replies welcome

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i remember growing up catholic and wondering why god wasnt answering my prayers was it because i didnt confess my sins to that old man in the box i recognize i did bad things and want to move on k

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
some people have critical thinking happen to them and others need to learn it



theadder posted:

both sexual and non-sexual replies welcome
well yeah since actual sex was out of the picture oral sex was a significant player on the rudies scene



theadder posted:

did u speak in tongues echi

lots bro it was a common thing to do during praying

I can still do it but I out of practice and also recognise it has nothing to do with the Holy Spirit

I used to believe it was a direct Holy Spirit to god communication, like your heart asking god directly

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


echinopsis posted:

lots bro it was a common thing to do during praying

I can still do it but I out of practice and also recognise it has nothing to do with the Holy Spirit

I used to believe it was a direct Holy Spirit to god communication, like your heart asking god directly

there arent nearly so many ppl who do this in england maybe & i wanna say ppl doing it there are likely from africa

is this popular in :nz:??

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