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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > CHRIST
 
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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

John 2:19

Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.

if the body is the temple then this is one hell of apickup line

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Ruby got Railed posted:

New International Version
I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on them.'"

New Living Translation
I will execute terrible vengeance against them to punish them for what they have done. And when I have inflicted my revenge, they will know that I am the LORD."

English Standard Version
I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them.”

New American Standard Bible
"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they will know that I am the LORD when I lay My vengeance on them."'"

King James Bible
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Holman Christian Standard Bible
I will execute great vengeance against them with furious rebukes. They will know that I am Yahweh when I take My vengeance on them."

International Standard Version
I'll take vengeance on them, punishing them severely in my anger. They'll know that I am the LORD when I take my vengeance on them."'"

NET Bible
I will exact great vengeance upon them with angry rebukes. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I exact my vengeance upon them.'"

GOD'S WORD® Translation
I will take fierce revenge on them and punish them with fury. I will take revenge on them. Then they will know that I am the LORD.'"

Jubilee Bible 2000
And I will execute great vengeance in them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD when I shall give my vengeance in them.

King James 2000 Bible
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

American King James Version
And I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance on them.

American Standard Version
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful rebukes; and they shall know that I am Jehovah, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Douay-Rheims Bible
And I will execute great vengeance upon them, rebuking them in fury: and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Darby Bible Translation
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] Jehovah, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

English Revised Version
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Webster's Bible Translation
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

World English Bible
I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they shall know that I am Yahweh, when I shall lay my vengeance on them.

Young's Literal Translation
And done upon them great vengeance with furious reproofs, And they have known that I am Jehovah, In My giving out My vengeance on them!

doesn't include the best bible (new oxford annotated w/ apocrypha, 4th ed.)

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Oct 9, 2003

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Oct 9, 2003

big scary monsters posted:

no offence but christ seems pretty cool probably didn't exist
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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

theadder posted:

also it keeps out the aliens mind control op

no it doesn't

http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/2005/tinfoil_hats/

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

 surrender

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

nigga crab pollock posted:

nah its some sort of retarded candy apple



loooooooool

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