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i went to southern baptist and seventh day adventist missionary schools in micronesia from the age of 8 till 12 they were retarded to evil. I also went episcopal private school on maui for grade 9/10 but no one cared about the religion part really though we did have a dumbass service once a week.

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syscall girl posted:

i got talked into going to a preachy summer camp by the cute blond girl next door

they had a big rear end zipline that went from a forested hill down into a lake and a nice pool and horseback riding and it was all free

the next year i learned that if i wanted to go back for free i had to talk 10(?) other kids into going and realized why she'd invited me


did you get lucky?

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nigga crab pollock posted:

nah its some sort of retarded candy apple



believe in jesus

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Smythe posted:

where in the bible does it instruct ppl to make this crazy thing ??

adn then the lord said put some of those gummy cone things on a apple and also put a candle in it, and it will be good
take a bite of the apple miss i dare you.

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hail satan

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echinopsis posted:

I was 15 and masturbating furiously and ten crying after coz jesus doesn't love a masterbateur

what a wanker

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when i was 11 a 16 year old christian boy took me into the jungle (we were on a picnic on a little island in micronesia with our parents) and made me stand guard while he masturbated, and then he told me how guilty he felt because he was sinning, and he bet that the young missionary teacher at our 7th day adventist school never masturbated.

I'm a little mad echopenis for bringing up that menu that i had happily forgotten about.

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keep in mind it was 1981 or something and 11 year olds weren't already schooled on bukkake sluts and stuff.

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it's really sad and bad if you're ashamed of anything that happened to you as a kid.

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