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Once upon a while ago, I heard some sexy noises coming from my roommates room. I thought to myself, is she doing the nasty? To confirm what my ears were hearing, I concocted an innocent plan. I would sneak in her room and look through her drawers while she was away. What I found was the fairest dildo of them all. Big, firm, and bendy. I had to have the big; bendy dildo inside me... but I couldn't. This is the personal dildo of my housemate; there is no way I could violate her privacy and her trust. At some point I stopped thinking and let my hormones take over. Next thing I know I am on my bed with Mr. Bendy slithering in and out of me while massaging my prostate. I told myself, only this time. This is the last time. After Big Ben hosed me to orgasm, I felt very guilty for letting my prostate control me. I vowed never use my roommate dildo again. I have vowed to stop using Mr. bendy many time since, but my dick gets so thick and hard when I think about Mr. Bendy that I can't control myself. One of these days my housemate is going to arrive home early and I will surely die. What do I do? Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Sep 18, 2014 |
# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:10 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:38 |
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le'ts live together
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:12 |
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find out what mr bendys real name is
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:13 |
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You're going to give her a UTI
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:14 |
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you were a dear and cleaned it, right?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:14 |
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i don't have a personal stake in this OP so my advice is likely to be unhelpful
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:14 |
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scalded schlong posted:i don't have a personal stake in this OP so my advice is likely to be unhelpful As one would expect from a person with a scaled schlong.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:16 |
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Ask her if she will use mr bendy on you.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:17 |
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Steal Mr. Bendy. When she asks you where her dildo is, point to your dick.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:37 |
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i once encountered my roommate plus one of his lovers with one of my dildos shoved up one of their asses, and the other was feeding CAT5 cable into his urethra it's just what happens in a boys house
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:44 |
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script kitty posted:i once encountered my roommate plus one of his lovers with one of my dildos shoved up one of their asses, and the other was feeding CAT5 cable into his urethra #justboythings
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:46 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:find out what mr bendys real name is
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:50 |
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Many moons ago there was a goldmined thread on these here forums where some goon went to his ex-girlfriends house to get some old video tapes and he found her new boyfriend their with her dildo up his rear end while sucking his own dick. I seem to recall that he was wearing her panties too, but maybe I made that part up in a dream or something. Beware OP, that could be you.....
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:04 |
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Can't stop or won't stop?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:10 |
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im 90% sure that if you sat her down and explained what you were doing then she would be totally cool with it, you should do that
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:19 |
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just buy the same model dildo from somewhere else OP, swap it, and steal mr bendy e: you can swap it back and forth repeatedly
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:20 |
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Gum posted:im 90% sure that if you sat her down and explained what you were doing then she would be totally cool with it, you should do that women are understanding
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:24 |
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Is 'housemate' code for your mother?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:35 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:find out what mr bendys real name is Schlongberger Bendyson, Esq.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:37 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:find out what mr bendys real name is bendymans true name cant be spoken by mortal tongue
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:39 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:42 |
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Your housemate is going to arrive home early one day and you will surely die. embrace your fate
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:12 |
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scalded schlong posted:just buy the same model dildo from somewhere else OP, swap it, and steal mr bendy This is the best idea. Post a pic op so we can help you id it using our collective rear end dildo knowledge.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:14 |
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didnt vote because i cant choose between kill yourself and kill famil
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:15 |
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which is honestly a problem I face every day of my life tbh
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:17 |
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Wild T posted:Is 'housemate' code for your mother? oh poo poo the plot thickens
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:18 |
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king solomon once faced this same situation he threatened to cut the dildo in half so each roommate could have part. the dildo's true owner begged him not to, but the spiteful fake owner said go ahead. we can all learn from that story
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:21 |
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Commit suicide by letting your housemate catch you with Señor Bendy
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:29 |
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Cuniculous posted:You're going to give her a UTI butt isn't that what she deserves?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:43 |
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dildo insurance sucker
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:46 |
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ripped0ff posted:king solomon once faced this same situation Didn't they compromise on buying a double-ended bendy that they could both share?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:46 |
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not gonna lie OP I'm a bit turned on
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:48 |
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Just ask her to gently caress you in the butt with a strap on.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:48 |
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would be hotter if the op was a chick
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:53 |
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dildos work best on men because of the prostate its scientifically proven that the intensity of a mans orgasm at least triples if he can properly stimulate the prostate
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:55 |
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Chris, this is your roommate. Please stop putting my dildo in your butt. It's gross. Also, you'll want to get checked for anal warts.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:02 |
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lol she probably has a rly bad uti now
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:00 |
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MeaningOfLife posted:Just ask her to gently caress you in the butt with a strap on. OP you should confess to your roommate and then ask her to gently caress you with a strap-on. She'll probably be super in to it. Just make sure you got a nice strap-on that stimulates the clitoris sufficientyl.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:06 |
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Zzulu posted:dildos work best on men because of the prostate This is true, and if you don't let your partner finger your rear end in a top hat while they're sucking your dick, you're a stupid human being and deserve to be single, which you eventually will be.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:08 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:38 |
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"I don't like things going up my butt. It feels uncomfortable." - a whiny, prissy, little bitch
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:09 |