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so which is it? I stand up, bend over, get me a baby wipe and go to town. toilet paper is for scrubs with dirty assholes.
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I love to poo poo and fart
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Sep 18, 2014 16:44
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Who the gently caress wipes?
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Sep 18, 2014 16:45
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last time this thread happened i was loving blown away that ppl stand up to wipe their b hole
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Sep 18, 2014 16:46
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aren't you getting more poo poo on your rear end cheeks by standing up
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Sep 18, 2014 16:48
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I just shove the steamer attachment from a cappuccino machine up there and let her rip
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Sep 18, 2014 16:48
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how would it even be possible to wipe staning up...i don't understand
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Sep 18, 2014 16:50
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Sep 18, 2014 16:51
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i poo poo in me diap
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Sep 18, 2014 16:51
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very carefully
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Sep 18, 2014 16:52
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suprised I haven't seen the after effects of this in a public bathroom stall in my life yet
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Sep 18, 2014 16:52
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sitting, then standing when theres nothing left to smear just for a touch-up also i shaved my rear end crack and now every wipe is so loving clean cheapass bidet attachment from meritline shipped i spend roughly 30% of my time thinking about my feces on toilet paper
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Sep 18, 2014 16:54
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This is why I have a dog, tp is a waste of good trees 
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Sep 18, 2014 17:08
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dad gay. so what posted:I love to poo poo and fart
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Sep 18, 2014 17:13
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lifehack: ram a hollow tube halfway up your rear end and poop through that and you won't have to wipe after, saving valuable seconds
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Sep 18, 2014 17:15
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lifehack: ram a hollow tube halfway up your rear end and poop through that and you won't have to wipe after, saving valuable seconds With or without lube?
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Sep 18, 2014 17:19
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lifehack: ram a hollow tube halfway up your rear end and poop through that and you won't have to wipe after, saving valuable seconds Good to know for those times when I'm out of paper, but still have the roll handy.
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Sep 18, 2014 17:19
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usually just poo poo in the shower or sink and rinse it off real quick
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Sep 18, 2014 17:19
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lifehack: ram a hollow tube halfway up your rear end and poop through that and you won't have to wipe after, saving valuable seconds classic hack
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Sep 18, 2014 17:20
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Sep 18, 2014 17:21
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:With or without lube? we're trying to save time and money here, the answer should be obvious
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Sep 18, 2014 17:25
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lifehack: poo poo in public swimming pools while you stare in the eye of fellow bathers. the municipal waters will gentle cleanse your butt and save you many toilet paper dollars
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Sep 18, 2014 17:30
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zombie303 posted:Who the gently caress wipes?
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Sep 18, 2014 17:30
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I stand up and wipe from back to front (anus to scrotum) it's more of a scooping action.
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Sep 18, 2014 17:36
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VoxIsMyCowboy posted:I stand up and wipe from back to front (anus to scrotum) it's more of a scooping action. same
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Sep 18, 2014 17:38
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i probably use more buckets though
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Sep 18, 2014 17:43
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lifehack: ram a hollow tube halfway up your rear end and poop through that and you won't have to wipe after, saving valuable seconds 
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Sep 18, 2014 17:47
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Yeah, absolutely stand up, that way both butt cheeks get to roll the tortilla if you know what i'm saying
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Sep 18, 2014 17:48
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sitting down and a final checkup wipe standing up doesn't anyone read the documentation over here?
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Sep 18, 2014 17:50
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sit n spin
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Sep 18, 2014 17:51
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Khanstant posted:sit n spin nice
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Sep 18, 2014 18:08
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Something Awful is still relevant in the year 2014
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Inevitable posted:Something Awful is still relevant in the year 2014 are you surprised or something?
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Sep 18, 2014 18:13
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Whenever I poo poo, I try to carefully co-ordinate it so that I poo poo down one one leg hole. It leaves my underwear clean enough to wipe my rear end. I then post about my experience.
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Sep 18, 2014 18:19
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how the hell do you wipe sitting down? reach between your legs, probably dipping your hand into the poop water, dab some toilet paper at your rear end, then pull it back between your legs to check, smearing poop on your dick?
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Sep 18, 2014 18:21
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I have a medical condition where I have to shove food up my rear end and poo poo out of my mouth. Wiping is a breeze.
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Sep 18, 2014 18:26
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you irl posted:how the hell do you wipe sitting down? reach between your legs, probably dipping your hand into the poop water, dab some toilet paper at your rear end, then pull it back between your legs to check, smearing poop on your dick? same
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Sep 18, 2014 18:29
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you irl posted:how the hell do you wipe sitting down? reach between your legs, probably dipping your hand into the poop water, dab some toilet paper at your rear end, then pull it back between your legs to check, smearing poop on your dick? You just lean forward, idiot
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Sep 18, 2014 18:33
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zombie303 posted:Who the gently caress wipes? same, but about once a year i get out the hammer and chisel
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Sep 18, 2014 18:37
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By sitting down yall mean standing up but crouched a little and with one leg on the toilet seat (closed obv) and ypu lean forward and clean up right? I also go into the shower afterwards and wash my rear end to be sure
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