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I used to stand and wipe. Then I sat and wiped. Now I dont poop. Lego diet.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQ1i8FqPKk i hope this answers your question op
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Sep 18, 2014 18:46
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Keanex posted:You just lean forward, idiot maybe my butthole is in a weird place but i just dont see this exposing enough area to get a fist of toilet paper down into the toilet bowl and to the right location. do you take it out and bring it to your face to check for poop afterwards? and then cram it back down the space behind you into the bowl?
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Sep 18, 2014 18:50
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you irl posted:maybe my butthole is in a weird place but i just dont see this exposing enough area to get a fist of toilet paper down into the toilet bowl and to the right location. do you take it out and bring it to your face to check for poop afterwards? and then cram it back down the space behind you into the bowl? The lean forward technique only works if your not a huge disgusting fatass goon, like yourself. Sadly, unless you lose weight, youll be a standup wiper for life.
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Sep 18, 2014 18:56
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you irl posted:maybe my butthole is in a weird place but i just dont see this exposing enough area to get a fist of toilet paper down into the toilet bowl and to the right location. do you take it out and bring it to your face to check for poop afterwards? and then cram it back down the space behind you into the bowl? it helps to not be morbidly obese
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Sep 18, 2014 18:58
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you irl posted:maybe my butthole is in a weird place but i just dont see this exposing enough area to get a fist of toilet paper down into the toilet bowl and to the right location. do you take it out and bring it to your face to check for poop afterwards? and then cram it back down the space behind you into the bowl? This boy got a big bottom yall
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Sep 18, 2014 18:59
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psyopmonkey posted:The lean forward technique only works if your not a huge disgusting fatass goon, like yourself. drat SICK BURN much like my rear end in a top hat after dinner @ 'the bell'
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Sep 18, 2014 18:59
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i get jon "@fart" hendren to wipe for me... jon... come heather... 
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Sep 18, 2014 19:03
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if there is room for you to comfortably fit your hand behind you and into the toilet bowl and down to your rear end in a top hat and then see the toilet paper just by turning your head you must sit weirdly far forward on the seat or your rear end in a top hat is in your lower back because i'm a pretty fit guy and i sit back so that my dick isn't squashed against the porcelain and it just aint happening
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Sep 18, 2014 19:03
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newreply.php posted:sitting down and a final checkup wipe standing up doesn't anyone read the documentation over here?
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Sep 18, 2014 19:04
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you irl posted:if there is room for you to comfortably fit your hand behind you and into the toilet bowl and down to your rear end in a top hat and then see the toilet paper just by turning your head you must sit weirdly far forward on the seat or your rear end in a top hat is in your lower back because i'm a pretty fit guy and i sit back so that my dick isn't squashed against the porcelain and it just aint happening "guys im not fat ok its actually because i have a huge penis"
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Sep 18, 2014 19:04
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you irl posted:if there is room for you to comfortably fit your hand behind you and into the toilet bowl and down to your rear end in a top hat and then see the toilet paper just by turning your head you must sit weirdly far forward on the seat or your rear end in a top hat is in your lower back because i'm a pretty fit guy and i sit back so that my dick isn't squashed against the porcelain and it just aint happening Chop off your dick and kill yourself maybe? No more poop probs. No more life probs.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:05
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I don't wipe after I post 
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Sep 18, 2014 19:06
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 i made an illustration bc now im really invested in this thread teach me the secret ways u r pooping this is a view from above the x marks my rear end in a top hat where does my hand go?!
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Sep 18, 2014 19:07
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my dick is so big I need a second toilet bowl to place it in when taking a poo poo
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Sep 18, 2014 19:07
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you irl posted:
is that a severed duck head in your toilet
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Sep 18, 2014 19:07
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you irl posted:
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Sep 18, 2014 19:08
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psyopmonkey posted:Chop off your dick and kill yourself maybe? 
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Sep 18, 2014 19:08
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you irl posted:
I don't see hands or a head ARE YOU OK!!?! 
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Sep 18, 2014 19:09
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Sep 18, 2014 19:10
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a hole-y ghost posted:lean towards one leg and put ur hand in front du,mmy the gravity will pull your junk 2 the other side... 
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Sep 18, 2014 19:11
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Sep 18, 2014 19:11
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niiiiice
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Sep 18, 2014 19:12
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you irl posted:
is this diagram accurate? do you really sit that far back on a toilet? i dont even know where to begin to help you
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Sep 18, 2014 19:13
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RideTheSpiral posted:is this diagram accurate? do you really sit that far back on a toilet? i dont even know where to begin to help you actually its more like this  halp
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Sep 18, 2014 19:21
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Sep 18, 2014 19:24
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Sep 18, 2014 19:30
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This is what it feels like, when doves cry.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:33
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squat. because who the hell wants to dig
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Sep 18, 2014 19:34
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1gnoirents posted:squat. because who the hell wants to dig I liked the in floor toilets. I used them instead of the american toilet when I was in Asia. It was way more comfortable and OMG I pooped way better.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:38
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2goons1cup
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Sep 18, 2014 19:39
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1goon2cups
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Sep 18, 2014 19:40
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you irl posted:a fist of toilet paper what's this now do you like roll out 10-12 squares and ball it up or wth how many rolls do you go through a week
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Sep 18, 2014 19:42
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U cant wipe while sitting down how would u get ur hand inside the toilet to ur butt if ur sitting on it
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Sep 18, 2014 19:46
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Lean over to one side, wipe wipe, and drop. How is this difficult? Oh right, goons. 
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Sep 18, 2014 19:47
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Keanex posted:You just lean forward, idiot  ?????
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Sep 18, 2014 19:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
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Sep 18, 2014 19:52
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lol
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Sep 18, 2014 19:54
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I lean forward kinda like crouching
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psyopmonkey posted:Lean over to one side, wipe wipe, and drop. But thats not sotting down
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