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flerp: Feb 25, 2014

How much is it going to cost for you to tell me I'll fall in love one day?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:11

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:26

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Drunk & Ugly posted:

opee-pee what now?? like what do i do whatsbest here

Get some confidence.

Your posts are ugly because you are drunk.

You identify as a drunk ugly goon.

Time to move on, or you'll end up as a non-GBS mod.

Also, your washing machine is about to die. And your left kidney is miserable.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:12

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Broenheim posted:

How much is it going to cost for you to tell me I'll fall in love one day?

If I were you, I would just give up and face reality.

Love is for everyone else.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:14

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Rambling Robot posted:

"Growing up I ALWAYS felt so different and alienated by kids around me. I just always felt more mature. Not in a cocky way at all, I actually used to think it was really weird.. to be so responsible and what not. But now it's whatever blah blah. So anyway, I always felt "different." I make friends easily, but I can't say I've ever felt understood. Not meaning like the emo teenager inside of all of us. I mean how people have never picked up on my habits, no one (not even my mother) can give a correct description of me, people always seeming to be surprised by what I do or my ability to do things. It's kind of difficult to explain.

I was in 4th grade when I accepted being "different" yet I was still unsure of why I was. Then in 5th grade was when I started to use the word psychic. I also became very depressed that year. Unlike the year before where I was happy confident and even acting like a child. This year of my life is blurry to me BESIDES the signs of a 6th sense forming. I was reading people's emotions and moods even if I wasn't in contact with them. I could be on the bus home and know if my mom was going to be cranky. My mom was also pregnant that year. I knew it would be a girl, what day she'd be born on, and that she would have curly hair... BEFORE my mom came home to even tell me she was pregnant! I would drop everything and stare straight ahead when I would do this. It was like I had no control almost. Like, I was aware I was doing it, but couldn't stop. I would be listening to the radio and would know what song would come on next. I would be right ALL the time! I even called my mom in to just sit and listen with me because I was freaking my self out. "Alright they're going to play " " next" And it did. Her eyes kind of widened each time, and I "read" that she was impressed but skeptical. Like I learned how to do it.

When I was 12 I met my father for the first time. He was mentally abusive and I also suffered bullies at school. This went on for a year. Any kind of "ability" I had developed as a child, was now gone.. or not in use? Nothing out of the ordinary was happening. However when the abuse took a toll, I was 13 and diagnosed with clinical Major Depressive Disorder. Knowing my brain was messed up, and refusing to be on meds, I went to treatment instead. Here I was, in a hospital with teens who had mental illnessess like me, but I STILL didn't feel like I fit in! I remember during a group session I was thinking, "wow these people are sick. I'm just different." In no disrespect obviously. I read once that people with these diseases, actually means they have psychic abilities. Now in no way am I ignoring the fact that I have a chemical imbalance in my brain, but this is not what this post is about.

A year later I also began seeing spirits, ghosts, and had voices I never heard in my head. Or I'd hear LOUD things/laughter/voices and be like "did you hear that?" to whomever was in the room, and everyone always says no. This all still happens, usually at night. But now in the daylight I can feel when there's a spirit next to me.

Ever since, I've just had an extreme EXTREME amount of empathy. I'm so good with people that sometimes I amaze myself. It wasn't until recently, like starting in the spring of this year, that I have began to wonder of "psychic" again. I look back and can't even remember the last time i was wrong about something, or a prediction that didn't come true. They always do. I'm always right. Like, this has got to be bigger than a coincidence. Nobody goes through like coincidenting everything!! Like I've been using this sense or gift over the last 3 years and not knowing it. Like finding out I was depressed clicked it back into gear because I was focussing on myself! Not on the bullies which was the same time this ability went blank!
The only time I seem to be stuck on channeling this sense, is if it will benefit me. Which I read, you can't do anyway.

There's so many more specifics, but it made the post even longer haha... um if anyone is willing to talk about this or something or if you have any links you can direct me to, PLEASE DO. I'm open to anything that won't give me nightmares

I don't care that you don't believe me. I have friends call me and be like "where are my car keys." And I know exactly where they are. So don't give me that. Nobody knows EVERYTHING, no body is perfect. But for the bits that my ability senses.. which are only a fraction of what psychics can do, I think it's awesome. So don't sit there thinking anybody will ever get paid for their gift, because no one can do it all. I'm sorry you're so close minded and have such a narrow opinion."

btw.

Scotland is doomed.
Uli will move back to Fargo very soon.
Surge will be back in stock this weekend, but be quick.

Same. Really.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:22

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

Next you're going to say, "was this part of your plan, too?!"

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:39

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

OP you're not really psychic, as that would presuppose a very different universe than the one we live in.

What you're experiencing is intelligence + empathy + the ability to read body language + superior pattern recognition.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:39

IronClaymore: Jun 30, 2010; by Athanatos

redshirt posted:

OP you're not really psychic, as that would presuppose a very different universe than the one we live in.

What you're experiencing is intelligence + empathy + the ability to read body language + superior pattern recognition.

A person who was genuinely psychic would go and do that test that psychic-buster guy set up and claim the millions of dollars the reward is up to now. But a person who was really properly psychic would predict that the whole "prove the supernatural and become a millionaire" thing was really a trap, and anyone successful would be taken away by the government to have their brain dissected.

Which therefore proves that the OP is indeed psychic :smug:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:55

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

redshirt posted:

OP you're not really psychic, as that would presuppose a very different universe than the one we live in.

What you're experiencing is intelligence + empathy + the ability to read body language + superior pattern recognition.

I can sense that you will die one day.

I can't wait.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:20

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

IronClaymore posted:

A person who was genuinely psychic would go and do that test that psychic-buster guy set up and claim the millions of dollars the reward is up to now. But a person who was really properly psychic would predict that the whole "prove the supernatural and become a millionaire" thing was really a trap, and anyone successful would be taken away by the government to have their brain dissected.

Which therefore proves that the OP is indeed psychic

The psychic-buster is a fraud and not to be trusted!

I am good person, I don't want or need that kind of attention.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:22

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Rambling Robot posted:

I can sense that you will die one day.

I can't wait.

Hmm. Interesting. I had the same vision for you.

Spooky.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:23

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

redshirt posted:

Hmm. Interesting. I had the same vision for you.

Spooky.

Since I can sense you are not psychic, you are a fraud.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:26

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

btw. this is a recommended read.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:29

packsmack: Jan 6, 2013

What about being a psychic makes that cat so fat? Are you that fat OP?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:43

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

packsmack posted:

What about being a psychic makes that cat so fat? Are you that fat OP?

I am very fat (and I love it thank you very much!), because I know WW3 will break out any time soon and I'll survive longer than you non-psychic sticks.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:48

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Rambling Robot posted:

I am very fat (and I love it thank you very much!), because I know WW3 will break out any time soon and I'll survive longer than you non-psychic sticks.

Could you give us a date, Dionne Warwick is busy.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:51

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:26

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Could you give us a date, Dionne Warwick is busy.

For good luck, please add add an "n" to your name.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:56

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