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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
http://valleywag.gawker.com/techies-are-now-panhandling-for-funding-1636402378/+laceydonohue


Murder and eat these people.

Silicon Valley is a god drat shithole.

Also have you seen the Santa Clara 49ers new NFL stadium? ONE POINT TWO BILLION US DOLLARS for a giant turd.

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
Agreed, op

simple
Apr 11, 2007

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
I live in NYC and saw some poo poo head hipster panhandling in nice, clean dorky clothes with a sign "not homeless just struggling". He had about $5-10k worth of tattoos on his arms. I wanted to run him over badly.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Same.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lynch every techie

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
just give me the money instead I'll blow it on booze and beach parties instead

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im really excited about this new disruption me and the boys at my start up have planned where we are gonna buy all the sewer lines with VC money and they fill them in with concrete and charge people $5 for bottled water

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
is silicon valley still a 'thing'?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
valleywag is a disgrace, and you bring shame on your famil

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
They've got to be just joking.

Which is even worse because poverty ain't no joke

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
The show on HBO is pretty funny imo

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
how lovely a coder do you have to be to fail to get a job for the highest-demand position in America?

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

runupon cracker posted:

how lovely a coder do you have to be to fail to get a job for the highest-demand position in America?

Raising funds implies they're trying to start a company, not necessarily that they are unemployable.

Not that they have to be mutually exclusive. I know a number of entrepreneurs who got started because they simply could not work for anyone due to massive egos stemming from self-inflated (heavily lacking) skills.

Some of them got lucky and are doing OK, others are lucky they come from money or they'd be out begging.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


runupon cracker posted:

how lovely a coder do you have to be to fail to get a job for the highest-demand position in America?

by living in an area with the highest cost of living in the country in the middle of massive industry-wide layoffs and capital flight

crowdfund my bus ticket #backtobranson

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

runupon cracker posted:

how lovely a coder do you have to be to fail to get a job for the highest-demand position in America?

SV only really wants you if you are under 25, and in America on a work visa so they can pay you less. After that, they're less interested.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Forums poster Chinatown is just upset that the most represented Asian group in the South Bay is the Vietnamese

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pendent posted:

The show on HBO is pretty funny imo

Martin Starr is always funny

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Not enough war
Not enough famine
Not enough suffering
Not enough natural selection

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Not enough war
Not enough famine
Not enough suffering
Not enough natural selection
ach, ya. that's what i say

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
this is now a pokeman username thread

e: where is squirtle and pikachu get in here you bitches

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sizone posted:

Forums poster Chinatown is just upset that the most represented Asian group in the South Bay is the Vietnamese

not asian, dont care

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Spanish Manlove posted:

just give me the money instead I'll blow it on booze and beach parties instead

Same but without the beach parties.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Chinatown posted:

not asian, dont care

racist

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

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Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
techies are a bunch of spergy, gentrifying fuckwads. seriously: gently caress them and everything they stand for. drove past some people lined up at an apple store for the new iphone and i poo poo you not, at least 5 of them were literally vapeing. litteraly :psyduck:ed irl

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Eye pop out simile here

I don't know the simile code

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