President Oburger admits McDonaldland used Torture

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What's YOUR Opinion?
	Fries with that
	No fries with that
	Fries and a large shake
	Not Even All-Beef, impeach him

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUk8PCXa4E&hd=1

As a patriotic citizen of McDonaldland, I can't believe this. I voted for Oburger thinking he cared about my voice, my choice of soft drink. And this is where he leads our nation?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:18

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NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

Where is Mayor McCheese during all this?? That loving fat cat

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:19

Internet Janitor: May 17, 2008; "That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

Typical Oburger rhetoric. This guy will say anything to shrug off the consequences of his actions. If you ask me we're long overdue for someone who will tell us what's in the secret sauce.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:19

poemdexter: Feb 18, 2005; Hooray Indie Games!; College Slice

I heard the meat in Oburger was imported from Kenya.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:20

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpojLYBNyc

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:20

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

MCDONALDLAND USAGE OF TORTURE DESCRIBED AS "BIG N' TASTY."

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:21

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

has never produced nutritional information, may not be real beef

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:23

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Filet-o-fiscal responsibility.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:24

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Yes I'll have a number 9 supersized and ummm a number 11, extra ketchup

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:27

poemdexter: Feb 18, 2005; Hooray Indie Games!; College Slice

What really happened at Burghazi?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:29

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

oh yea and a large water

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:30

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Fallows posted:

oh yea and a large waterboard

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:30

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Where's the nutritional information label, Oburger?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:30

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:36

TomR: Apr 1, 2003; I both own and operate a pirate ship.

If Oburger gets his way we'll all be drinking diet soda and eating veggie burgers! When that happens I'm moving to Canada!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:38

JossiRossi: Jul 28, 2008; A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

Do we want to be known as a country that fattens up our children and sends them overseas for slaughter? #BringBackOurFryKids

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:43

Not Today Satan: Apr 18, 2007

Shoulda voted for Mayor McCheese instead. He stands for truthiness.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:48

Zizi: Jan 7, 2010

This is just typical. The rest of us suffer through your lovely McChicken president and his pack of thugs and it's all 'love it or leave it' and 'suck it up, he's the pres' but the second you lose an election it's all 'impeach' and 'lies' and 'where's the beef'. He won over your idiotic Romnald Mc Domnald. Deal with it.

And while we've touched the subject, you Beefers need to get a clue. You can't even RUN for president without getting FDA certified, and I doubt you've somehow magically got more resources than they do.

I swear, the direction you lot want to take McDonaldland, we'd be better off if we'd never gotten out from under the Burger King's thumb in the first place.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:58

blippyblop: Aug 5, 2004

the production values on these ISIS videos seem to keep growing and growing

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:59

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

OBURGER PREFERS TO FILL HEAD WITH ELITIST, GREY POUPON MUSTARD.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:00

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Arugula is not torture.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:01

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Chick Fil A was an inside job.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:02

Not Today Satan: Apr 18, 2007

I miss the days of yesteryear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFO9lv_T6EA

Those crazy Fry Guys and their agenda.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:05

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Not Today Satan posted:

I miss the days of yesteryear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFO9lv_T6EA

Those crazy Fry Guys and their agenda.

Oburger lied, Fry Guys died.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:07

Cluncho McChunk: Aug 16, 2010; An informational void capable only of creating noise

I always knew that guy was slippery. When will we get sauce we can believe in?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:10

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

They stuffed Jack in a box.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:16

TomR: Apr 1, 2003; I both own and operate a pirate ship.

We know the TRUTH!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:16

Zizi: Jan 7, 2010

TomR posted:

We know the TRUTH!

Oh, please. This is clearly a terrible photoshop hackjob.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:18

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

I-I don't trust Oburger, he's not, he-he's...he's halal!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:27

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

TomR posted:

We know the TRUTH!

Listen up, Chipotles!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:37

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

Oburger just makes excuses, and other fast food nations get leaders like THIS? Consider me disenfranchised.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:43

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

Everdraed posted:

Oburger just makes excuses, and other fast food nations get leaders like THIS? Consider me disenfranchised.

I might have salmonella but at least my taxes won't go higher OBURGER

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:11

Usual Barb: Aug 27, 2005; pop it and lock it

None of this would have happened if we'd voted in white meat.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:17

Zizi: Jan 7, 2010

Xmas Future posted:

None of this would have happened if we'd voted in white meat.

Just what we need, more opportunity to be fed government pork.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:27

grandma why: Sep 24, 2010; terrible

first page lol.. see you in the goldmine and greetings from it

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:27

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

Everdraed you continue to amaze me.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:32

Fajita Fiesta: Dec 15, 2013

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:32

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

I'd like to know if my Facerig thread raised awareness

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:40

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

McDonald's tortures my body daily, this should come as no surprise to anyone paying attention, wake up sheeple

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:40

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Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

Dexters Secret posted:

I'd like to know if my Facerig thread raised awareness

Definitely, I've been watching facerig since it was first crowd funded but you showing it had support for loading videos made me pony up for it and spread the truth about Oburger.

I do like that Oburger admits to torture, but still doesn't divulge what's inside the special sauce citing national security and state secrets. Arby's has been up front about what goes into their horsie sauce since day one, and they're a better nation for it.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:50

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