President Oburger admits McDonaldland used Torture

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What's YOUR Opinion?
	Fries with that
	No fries with that
	Fries and a large shake
	Not Even All-Beef, impeach him

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

Everdraed posted:

Definitely, I've been watching facerig since it was first crowd funded but you showing it had support for loading videos made me pony up for it and spread the truth about Oburger.

I do like that Oburger admits to torture, but still doesn't divulge what's inside the special sauce citing national security and state secrets. Arby's has been up front about what goes into their horsie sauce since day one, and they're a better nation for it.

Actually someone in my thread showed me that, but thanks for the awareness credit anyhow.

Release the secret recipes Oburger

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:55

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Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Colonel Sanders is conspiring to lead a military coup against Oburger.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:56

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

What does Taco Bell have to say in all of this? Why are there walls being raised dividing us North Americans?

THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN AND RUN FROM THE BORDER

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:02

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Justin Godscock posted:

Colonel Sanders is conspiring to lead a military coup against Oburger.

To be fair to Sanders, his chicken centipedes only get 3/5ths of a vote per gizzard.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:04

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Show us the beef certificate.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:24

TomR: Apr 1, 2003; I both own and operate a pirate ship.

Where's the beef, Oburger?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:32

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

TomR posted:

Where's the beef, Oburger?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:33

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Burger King Jon Un

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:36

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

would you like lies with that?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:41

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Jedrick posted:

would you like lies with that?

you feed us lies from the table cloth
la la la la la la la la la,

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:44

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:10

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:28

Nickelodeon Household: Apr 11, 2010; I like chocolate MIIIILK

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:36

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Super Size them Freedom Fries!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:00

dundun: Oct 29, 2005; H E R B

Wow one mistake that Oburger admits and all the Buffalo Wild Right-Wingers come out of the wood works.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:49

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Everdraed, how do you become you?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:02

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Any word from Joe Fryden?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:03

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

And in response to Oburger's admission, FRYSIS uploaded a video demanding that he release noted terrorist, the Hamburglar, in exchange for McDonaldland operative Birdie the Early Bird's life. Disturbing footage of Birdie's wing being dipped in sauce followed the message.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:17

Doghouse: Oct 22, 2004; I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

Oburger? More like Oburglar!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:20

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Hehehe I bet you all miss president Sanders by now!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:25

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Justin Godscock posted:

Colonel Sanders is conspiring to lead a military coup against Oburger.

i have grave doubts concerning his military credentials fyi

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:31

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

CLOSE GITMO

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:45

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Frostwerks posted:

i have grave doubts concerning his military credentials fyi

Don't listen to the swift bowlers, they're gravy on poutine shills.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:46

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

WATCH JARED START A loving WAR

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:51

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Hey, I can use this again!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:55

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

*revels in GBS being funny*

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:56

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:00

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Guancho posted:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:01

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:15

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:55

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Hey, he presided over us Fliet-o-Fish types finally expanding our civil rights AND he used a Steak of the Union address to tell the military higher-ups to their faces to take in our Tatar sauce and like it. For that alone I'll overlook the salad expansion.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:58

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:13

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

Xmas Future posted:

None of this would have happened if we'd voted in white meat.

Why do you think he got McRib as his running mate, appearing randomly throughout the election year?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:19

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

McFib

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:26

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

You know all these political problems stem from the from the time the carl's Jr(Hardee's) star cried "sic semper tyrannis" and shot the Grimmus in a theater, which coincidentally also complies with the fact, that the hamburger was one of the shooters in the bushes (back and to the right).

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:53

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Everdraed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUk8PCXa4E&hd=1

As a patriotic citizen of McDonaldland, I can't believe this. I voted for Oburger thinking he cared about my voice, my choice of soft drink. And this is where he leads our nation?

I hear hes not even real beef. Where's his 100% Angus Beef sticker?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:23

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

What were we supposed to do after the two all beef patty towers fell?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:40

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

What's Oburger's stance on bun control?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:46

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

gonna throw this out there but oburger is a no good filthy slider.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:07

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Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

I have acquired documentation that proves Oburger is Kenyan beef.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:08

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