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realtalk one of the kids that work here is a PUA (MRA status unknown, no likely involvement with reddit) and i just found out out after i agreed to go to some bars or whatever with him tomorrow. I should have seen it coming, guy is the outgoing 'party kid' type; early 20s, dresses well, loud car... you get the idea. He was over at the house one time and i gave him an old trilby i shelved years ago after the fedora wars when they were outlawed. He wore that goddamn hat for a week straight. so whatever, Ive suffered to know weirder people in the past. friday is coming up and he wants to go to bars or something, im down i havnt gone to a bar in years how bad could it be? Hours later i find him and another intern doing whatever and were talking about the bar gameplan and he describes a hat he wants to get. turns his laptop around and shows me this  and i know poo poo just got interesting. he asked if i knew who it was or what PUA was and i failed to hide my disgust, he continued to describe. poo poo is all kinds of his jam, he is relay excited that someone (finally?) agreed to go with him and be a 'wing' or something. What should i do? what even is there to do?
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Sep 18, 2014 22:50
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congrats you are going on a date with a stealth gay
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Sep 18, 2014 22:52
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you should gently caress and suck him.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:52
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Drunkboxer posted:congrats you are going on a date with a stealth gay
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Sep 18, 2014 22:52
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"I let a guy borrow my fedora and he wore it a lot" kinda falls flat as a criticism.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:54
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Stealthy videotape his attempts and then post them here.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:54
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Drunkboxer posted:congrats you are going on a date with a stealth gay i had not considered this
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Sep 18, 2014 22:54
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you should rape him 
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Sep 18, 2014 22:54
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cockblock him relentlessly, but in a goofy, accidental way
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Sep 18, 2014 22:56
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Every time he negs a chick act kind of embarrassed and contradict what he said with a sincere compliment. Bonus points if you get digits/ a date this way.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:57
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butplug accident posted:you should rape him do this, OP
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Sep 18, 2014 22:58
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Salt Fish posted:"I let a guy borrow my fedora and he wore it a lot" kinda falls flat as a criticism. cant disagre Hobohemian posted:Stealthy videotape his attempts and then post them here. pro, making room for recording on the phone now
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Sep 18, 2014 22:59
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StdNormDist posted:Every time he negs a chick act kind of embarrassed and contradict what he said with a sincere compliment. Bonus points if you get digits/ a date this way. Do this, and also suck and gently caress him later.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:59
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Effectronica posted:cockblock him relentlessly, but in a goofy, accidental way StdNormDist posted:Every time he negs a chick act kind of embarrassed and contradict what he said with a sincere compliment. Bonus points if you get digits/ a date this way. hahaha yea this is my plan now (im married but whatever, damage control is damage control if he is legit mean)
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Sep 18, 2014 23:03
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neg him all night, eventually he will give in to a loving
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Sep 18, 2014 23:05
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what is his HB number
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Sep 18, 2014 23:08
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Post of a photo of him in whatever stupid costume he ends up wearing.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:11
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nigga u owned a fedora
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Sep 18, 2014 23:20
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if only there was a smdh emote but there isnt this is a travesty
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Sep 18, 2014 23:21
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How fat are you op?
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Sep 18, 2014 23:22
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because you sound pretty fat.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:23
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That's a lot of words about another guy, OP. You must want to gently caress him
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Sep 18, 2014 23:23
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buy him a prostitute so he stops acting like a weird sex-gamefaqs creeper
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Sep 18, 2014 23:26
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PUAs are cool and good social normal people that only nerds hate. hope that helps
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Sep 18, 2014 23:28
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take lots of photos of him, also make a lot of  motions behind his back when he's trying to do the secret method or whatever his line of bullshit is
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Sep 18, 2014 23:29
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Wear a fedora.
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Sep 18, 2014 23:31
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Who is that guy, OP?
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Sep 18, 2014 23:32
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keep us posted op
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Sep 18, 2014 23:36
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Is that picture Scott Weiland?
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Sep 18, 2014 23:39
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What if he a goon and he trolling you? edit: IRL (in real life)
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Sep 18, 2014 23:40
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Sep 18, 2014 23:41
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try to put your penis inside of his penis
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Sep 18, 2014 23:47
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Bacon Hat posted:i havnt gone to a bar in years Demonachizer posted:because you sound pretty fat. TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 23:51
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Effectronica posted:cockblock him relentlessly, but in a goofy, accidental way
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Sep 19, 2014 00:10
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he has shown a lot of interest in you and now you're going out together, it's a date. wear something that shows off your butt and touch his balls in the car
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Sep 19, 2014 00:10
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PostNouveau posted:Post of a photo of him in whatever stupid costume he ends up wearing. good call ilikedirt posted:if only there was a smdh emote but there isnt this is a travesty i dont know what that acronym is Demonachizer posted:because you sound pretty fat. fat but probably not as fat as you hoped Neptr posted:Who is that guy, OP? the king of PUAs, alledgedly Carpet posted:What if he a goon and he trolling you? that would be a best case scenario at this point
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Sep 19, 2014 00:13
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Stoic Commie posted:he has shown a lot of interest in you and now you're going out together, it's a date. wear something that shows off your butt and touch his balls in the car lol thread so gay i always wanted to post a trip report but this was never what i had in mind
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Sep 19, 2014 00:15
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play yakety sax from your cellphone every time he tries to woo a lady
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Sep 19, 2014 00:25
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does anyone here aside from the op ever agree to hang out with someone like that at a bar? maybe im just judgmental as all hell but i dont see any reason why you'd hang out with that guy for even an hour unless your lifestyle resembled his more than you want to admit if you're going to do it you might as well make your wife proud by posting funny videos of him harassing women, or a pic of you with your arm around the man wearing the feathered magician hat. thanks in advance.
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Sep 19, 2014 00:35
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Gay, yet epic. I applaud your efforts, OP.
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