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why did you agree to go out to a bar with this guy if you're married
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Sep 19, 2014 05:01
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This will either be the best thread in months or a horrible disappointment that will teach me to never trust another human again.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:03
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CharlestonJew posted:why did you agree to go out to a bar with this guy if you're married he thinks they can be 'just friends' as if they aren't already in love and sharing each other's fedoras
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Sep 19, 2014 05:05
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Hobohemian posted:This will either be the best thread in months or a horrible disappointment that will teach me to never trust another human again. GBS has a talent for doing both.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:06
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ikea bookshelf, icehouse, and steel reserve, mah nigga
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Sep 19, 2014 05:07
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OP gonna get cucked by PUA then eat cock.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:17
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Bacon Hat posted:heres a picture of my cat judging me, like all of you and my wife a cat a wife and if those are steel reserve high gravity tall boys it's nice to see you back on the forums demonius
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Sep 19, 2014 05:21
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extra stout posted:a cat a wife and if those are steel reserve high gravity tall boys it's nice to see you back on the forums demonius And the one Icehouse from the time he went back and didn't want to throw down for the top shelf when he was already drunk.
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Sep 19, 2014 05:26
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im sorry i dont know who or what demonius is outside of whats in saclopedia
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Sep 19, 2014 05:38
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op what neg did you use on your wife when you were dating
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Sep 19, 2014 06:40
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hahahaha that guy looks like Slash got locked in a faux fur factory
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Sep 19, 2014 07:24
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I won't judge you, OP. I'm going to a bar with a co-worker ironically, too. He's a stodgy, tedious idiot who - I poo poo you not - loaned me his trillby. I can't wait to make a thread about it.
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Sep 19, 2014 07:35
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I'm judging your corsair power supply. Might as well bend over and take it OP. Clearly you are setting the bar for faggotry.
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Sep 19, 2014 07:38
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Solid Poopsnake posted:I won't judge you, OP. I'm going to a bar with a co-worker ironically, too. He's a stodgy, tedious idiot who - I poo poo you not - loaned me his trillby. I can't wait to make a thread about it. Lol
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Sep 19, 2014 14:53
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why don't you buy your wife a new bag that purple thing seems well-used
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Sep 19, 2014 15:04
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Enjoy getting maced OP.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:37
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Bacon Hat posted:heres a picture of my cat judging me, like all of you and my wife Clean up your house you loving pig. "good eats"
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Sep 19, 2014 15:53
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whoflungpoop posted:why don't you buy your wife a new bag that purple thing seems well-used I know, right?! I've got a ratty old handbag while he spends all our money on Steam and ironic man dates. Demonachizer posted:Clean up your house you loving pig. Alternatively, learn to use the crop feature on your phone. It's called shot composition. Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Sep 19, 2014 |
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Sep 19, 2014 15:53
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Is the table that the steel reserve is on just a piece of particle board unattached to the base beneath it? Jesus christ goons.Trixie Hardcore posted:
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Sep 19, 2014 15:55
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Demonachizer posted:Is the table that the steel reserve is on just a piece of particle board unattached to the base beneath it? Jesus christ goons. the other half of the table is leaning against the bookcase, he's gonna finish assembling it one day
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Sep 19, 2014 16:19
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you irl posted:the other half of the table is leaning against the bookcase, he's gonna finish assembling it one day No that is the broken shelf from the bookcase lol.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:20
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Y'all fallin' for the OP's game. He's mad ironic peacocking with his shithouse apartment and hobo beer.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:22
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Who lives in a place without crown moulding anyway? You really need to up your game OP.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:23
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Solid Poopsnake posted:I won't judge you, OP. I'm going to a bar with a co-worker ironically, too. He's a stodgy, tedious idiot who - I poo poo you not - loaned me his trillby. I can't wait to make a thread about it. assuming your av is a pic of you, i can see why you would want a cool fuzzy hat to supplement your firm pectorals
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Sep 19, 2014 16:25
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y'all making fun of his beers but those bottles in front are two-hearted ale which has to count for something
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Sep 19, 2014 16:27
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Get a lab coat, and every time he goes to hit on a woman burst into the conversation saying "Your wife told me you'd be here, the growth on your penis isn't a tumor its just rapid on set herpes." For bonus points buy a big tube of Neosporin to pull out of your lab coat and announce loudly that this "dick cream" will help reduce inflammation but can't help him with his highly contagious condition.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:34
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Yeah it's a pretty nice bookcase, picked it up for a song because half the shelves are broken. No, I've never owned one before but I figure you just stack the books vertically like this and fill the other shelves with trash and old purses. Looks good.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:35
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"bookcase" is a social construct, what you got there is a nested series of vertically arranged storage surfaces for, well, just about anything!
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Sep 19, 2014 16:39
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listen here fucker: my trill rear end house puts me fairly loving high over these pick up artist losers, ya dig?
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Sep 19, 2014 16:40
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well this thread backfired
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Sep 19, 2014 16:41
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:well this thread backfired a fuckin surprise since we would expect anyone actually morally superior to this coworker to go right ahead and publicly shame him instead of just (like the dude) abiding
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Sep 19, 2014 16:42
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logical phalluses posted:y'all making fun of his beers but those bottles in front are two-hearted ale which has to count for something No that makes it even more confusing, why would somebody who drinks Bell's buy Steel Reserve 
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Sep 19, 2014 16:51
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Ya'll are just mad jealous that OP is going to get tons of rear end by being the alternative to a pua.Mammon Loves You posted:No that makes it even more confusing, why would somebody who drinks Bell's buy Steel Reserve Something about that is a bit off.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:01
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Really, that's what seems off? Not the fact that they appear to be empty but are neatly stacked rather than being in the recycle bin or trash? OP stacks his trash with more care than he stacks his books. OP, you are a well of mysteries.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:26
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Just a shot in the dark but I imagine that the OP is depressed and his wife likely is as well. Mix in some codependency and alcohol abuse and you get the tableau before you. Normal happy people don't live like that.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Really, that's what seems off? Not the fact that they appear to be empty but are neatly stacked rather than being in the recycle bin or trash? OP stacks his trash with more care than he stacks his books. OP, you are a well of mysteries. How else are you supposed to start a beeramid?   Edit: You can even do something festive with it. 
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Sep 19, 2014 17:38
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:well this thread backfired I don't know why GBS is railing on the OP for creating a thread with potential hilarity.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:45
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contrapants posted:I don't know why GBS is railing on the OP for creating a thread with potential hilarity. GBS hates people who actually try to get laid
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contrapants posted:I don't know why GBS is railing on the OP for creating a thread with potential hilarity. OP do this : whenever said co worker starts trying to do his pick-up stuff wait till he's not looking @ you then just stick your dick into his pocket and start pissing away. piss like youre the mad pisser.
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