Bacon Hat posted:

i had an epiphany in one of the fever dreams last night. i interact with people like this because i did in hs and it was a major de-gooning event for me. i was goon as gently caress; magic cards, chess club, goddamn starcraft. it didnt look great for me in retrospect. i was p fat and depressed from all my goonin and tweakin my computer and not seeing sunlight back then.

but then one friend in particular bootstrapped my nerd poo poo and took me to partys. our timing landed us at the end of the rave scene in detroit, then i was there socializing and making friends that wore trip pants and black nail polish instead of becoming the proto-goons with you in the early 2000s. party kids are my people, they delivered me from autism (we called ADHD at the time, and OCD in the 80s before that).

so yea, the willingness to hit the town and interact with people that are not echo-chamber copies of myself is probably whats confusing and infuriating the goonlords. as far as thread timing, my bad, did not anticipate getting laid up with the hellflu. ill probably end up going thread or not because fuckit and these peeps are allright (maybe not the PUA part but well burn that bridge when we get to it). if this is still open when we go i am def posting about it.

here is more cat + shelf to sustain you

max4me posted:

you can see my other chin cause of mah beard so ha, also if i m a fatty how can i get in those caves :P

Bacon Hat posted:

i had an epiphany in one of the fever dreams last night. i interact with people like this because i did in hs and it was a major de-gooning event for me. i was goon as gently caress; magic cards, chess club, goddamn starcraft. it didnt look great for me in retrospect. i was p fat and depressed from all my goonin and tweakin my computer and not seeing sunlight back then.

but then one friend in particular bootstrapped my nerd poo poo and took me to partys. our timing landed us at the end of the rave scene in detroit, then i was there socializing and making friends that wore trip pants and black nail polish instead of becoming the proto-goons with you in the early 2000s. party kids are my people, they delivered me from autism (we called ADHD at the time, and OCD in the 80s before that).

so yea, the willingness to hit the town and interact with people that are not echo-chamber copies of myself is probably whats confusing and infuriating the goonlords. as far as thread timing, my bad, did not anticipate getting laid up with the hellflu. ill probably end up going thread or not because fuckit and these peeps are allright (maybe not the PUA part but well burn that bridge when we get to it). if this is still open when we go i am def posting about it.

here is more cat + shelf to sustain you

Al Borland posted:

I wish I had a bookshelf to vertically stack to drive you insane trixie.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Don't worry Al, your posting is the intellectual equivalent of vertically stacked books. sorry this post is so spicy I'm really very nice irl

max4me posted:

one time i wore this hat at a bar and got girls phone number. She turned out to be a lesbian though




What I am trying to say is that you are a goon So just use you re goon powers on him and give a trip report

Waltzing Along posted:

Request for mod challenge.

whoflungpoop posted:

im the bottle of windex crying alone offscene

Waltzing Along posted:

Request for mod challenge.

Berious posted:

op you can still turn this thread around by posting pictures of the pua in a silly hat preferably standing near a disgusted looking woman while swaeting

Trixie Hardcore posted:

OP, save the thread by posting a pic of the PUA cleaning your house and recycling your empty cans.

Waltzing Along posted:

Request for mod challenge.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

OP, save the thread by posting a pic of the PUA cleaning your house and recycling your empty cans.

max4me posted:

No bookshelves here

Bacon Hat posted:

here is more cat + shelf to sustain you

Hobohemian posted:

Maybe the OP's dog ate his coworker. Also, his grandma died. His house needs to be tented. His computer got a trojan, and he got the 72 hour flu.

SammyWhereAreYou posted:

I'm the lone pea on the table.

Quickscope420dad posted:

I'm going to stack books vertically but the bookshelf will be laying on its side so technically the books are positioned on it correctly

Bacon Hat posted:

Bacon Hat posted:

its not a pea its part of a birthday candle i used to plug the output of my windshield washer reservoir so i could work on the pump motor

Trixie Hardcore posted:

OP would still gently caress this up by not facing the spines out.


OP, is there a single square foot of your house that doesn't have booze, trash & cats on it?

Bacon Hat posted:

yes

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Would need to see evidence that you can make it out.

Neo Duckberg posted:

holy poo poo I'm crying

max4me posted:

Wait so did you go on the night out? Did he pull some tail or what?

Also on the topic of PUA I would suggest this for your co worker

http://www.aaronsleazy.com/files/Aaron.Sleazy.Debunking.The.Seduction.Community.pdf


TL:DR PUA are con men who prey upon the social awkward with systems that really just reverse rationalize why they failed.


Well I am not posting from deep beneath the earth, jackass. Its obvious I got out.


Dont be sad its a fine Hat I still have it. Also the book shelf is not longer in the bathroom

max4me posted:

Well I am not posting from deep beneath the earth, jackass. Its obvious I got out.

Berious posted:

nice meltdown

max4me posted:

good point looking back I do spend alot of time under ground





but this is how I got out

max4me posted:

Excuse me goon sir I was climbing that rope.

Bacon Hat posted:

max4me posted:

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I didn't know it was possible to look smug crawling out of a gaping anus but there you go.