NFL Week 3 Thursday Night Football: TB @ ATL

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

This game is probably going to suck. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if more people watched Auburn (5) @ Kansas State (20) on ESPN which starts an hour earlier.

Line: Falcons by -6.5

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:11

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Josh Lyman posted:

This game is probably going to suck. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if more people watched Auburn (5) @ Kansas State (20) on ESPN which starts an hour earlier.

Line: Falcons by -6.5

Those guys are gonna look so dumb when the Bucc's roll over our defense.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:31

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Maybe this is the moment where Lovie Smith will bend to reason and put Mike Glennon i-- REX IS OUR QUARTERBACK

Announcers this week:

CBS

DEN/SEA - Jim Nantz, Phil Simms
HOU/NYG - Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
KC/MIA - Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
OAK/NE - Greg Gumbel, Trent Green
SD/BUF - Andrew Catalon, Steve Tasker, Steve Beuerlein
BAL/CLE - Spero Dedes, Solomon Wilcots
IND/JAX - Tom McCarthy, Adam Archuletta
TEN/CIN - Brad Johansen, Chris Simms (THE SPLEEN-LESS WONDER)

FOX

WAS/PHI - Joe Buck, Troy Aikman
GB/DET - Kevin Burkhardt, John Lynch
SF/ARI - Thom Brennaman, David Diehl
MIN/NO - Chris Myers, Ronde Barber
DAL/STL - Kenny, Moose, Goose

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 18, 2014

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:35

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

this game is going to loving blow.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:53

YMB: Nov 8, 2009; in an unceremonious way

Unless it's really drat exciting somehow I can't see myself getting past halftime.

Oh who am I kidding I'm an addict I'll watch the whole drat thing

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:54

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Roddy White is inactive

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:54

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

YMB posted:

Unless it's really drat exciting somehow I can't see myself getting past halftime.

Oh who am I kidding I'm an addict I'll watch the whole drat thing

I try to remember the middle of summer when I'd give anything to watch a lovely regular season game.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:56

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Falcons are going to get McOwned

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:04

Filthy Casual: Aug 13, 2014

Maybe McCown can find a way to commit three turnovers on the same play.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:04

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Tampa Bay, uh, Bucs @ the Atlanta ... Falcons?

never heard of these teams

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:04

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

I hope the Tampa Bay Lovies win

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:14

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

somehow I feel as if bizzaro Bucs are going to show up this game

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:15

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

what happens when an immovable force meets an unstoppable object? Bucs offense and Atlanta's defense will attempt to answer this question tonight.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:15

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

this game is gonna make me cry

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:17

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Football and waiting to see if my country becomes independent.

Going to be a fun night.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:17

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I'm watching because after these last few weeks I presume in the middle of the game a player will start firing a handgun into the stands.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:28

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

I actually think this could turn into a ludicrous shoot out.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:30

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

"Who will own the night"

Someone didn't tell the voiceover guy about Rihanna

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:32

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

CBS going for gold with a hour pre-game on a Thursday night

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:37

sword_man.gif: Apr 12, 2007; Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

I'm watching because after these last few weeks I presume in the middle of the game a player will start firing a handgun into the stands.

Only a handgun? I expect Matt Ryan to come out of the locker room after halftime with a bazooka.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:37

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

I hope the Falcons put up 50

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:37

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

With luck I'll pass out from exhaustion/alcoholism by half time and won't have to witness the full glory of Matt Ryan against a bad defense.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:39

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Go anybody but Atlanta.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:39

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I hope the Falcons put up 50

And the Buccaneers 60.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:39

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

And the Buccaneers 60.

All scores from safeties.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:40

StarcraftM: Jan 15, 2008; Full Fuckin' Circle.

Seeing Logan Mankins in a bucs uniform is still terrible

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:40

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Josh McCown had to suffer through a year in the UFL and should get to have a nice season with a non-lovely team. :smith:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:41

sword_man.gif: Apr 12, 2007; Fun Shoe

Final score 6-3, NFL record for punts in a single game.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:41

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

sword_man.gif posted:

Final score 6-3, NFL record for punts in a single game.

nah, if the bucs can't keep their offense on the field atlanta will run a train on them

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:42

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Josh McCown had to suffer through a year in the UFL and should get to have a nice season with a non-lovely team.

The thing is I think this offense could be decent to good if it opened up more and wasn't so damned predictable and stubborn. Also if Josh stopped throwing interceptions in the red zone.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:42

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

go bucs *saddest lil fistpump*

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:43

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

A Pale Horse posted:

The thing is I think this offense could be decent to good if it opened up more and wasn't so damned predictable and stubborn. Also if Josh stopped throwing interceptions in the red zone.

so it would be a good offense if you had a good OC and QB?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:44

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

A Pale Horse posted:

The thing is I think this offense could be decent to good if it opened up more and wasn't so damned predictable and stubborn. Also if Josh stopped throwing interceptions in the red zone.

Bring back Josh Freeman.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:44

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Tedford didn't travel with the team and Arroyo will be calling the plays for the third week in a row. Look for exciting HB draws on 3rd and long all night long!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:45

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Ehud posted:

so it would be a good offense if you had a good OC and QB?

Essentially. :smith:

We have the receivers and backs to be a very good offense but man Josh McCown is not even close to the Brad Johnson level player Lovie was hoping for and we don't know if our OC is any good because he's been out with a heart procedure since the 4th week of the preseason and hasn't called a game yet.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:47

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

This is going to be a bloodbath and I will fully relish it as a man spited by a rough Super Bowl loss over a decade ago.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:49

Shadowhand00: Jan 23, 2006; Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.; Toilet Rascal

A Pale Horse posted:

Tedford didn't travel with the team and Arroyo will be calling the plays for the third week in a row. Look for exciting HB draws on 3rd and long all night long!

I'm sorry