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im thinkin of applying for a job at the dildo factory but i have little to no knowledge of dildoes/dicks in general. just wondering if anyone could give me some pointers tia
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:29 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:11 |
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remove dildo from your butt and study it hope you get the job op.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:32 |
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Factory jobs are for losers OP, what went so wrong in your life you want to press buttons day in day out? I am guessing that the dildo factory is as monotonous as any other poo poo job. It'll be full of fat conservative retards; if you're expecting some Willy Willy-Wonka escapades you're gonna be disappointed
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:34 |
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Really if your interested in being a dildo tester you should make it clear that you're willing to test all the more interesting situations. Clearly the average dildo was just engineered to go in and out but the companies are much more interested in the stress testing. What happens when it's inserted in backwards. What happens when it's modified with an electric saw. What happens when it's electrified. You should make it clear on your cover letter that you are willing and really just thrilled to try whatever. Also submit a buttshot.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:34 |
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I think something in the quality assurance department might be right up your alley
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:35 |
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I would imagine some experience in plastic injections molding would help.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:36 |
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Baxter posted:I think something in the quality assurance department might be right up your alley hopefully the op doesnt end up at a bad dragon plant
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:51 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:51 |
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\ this thread is dildoes
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:55 |
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ask your mom
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:56 |
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i wonder if a job at the dildo factory is better paid than other factory jobs
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:58 |
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Bastastic posted:i wonder if a job at the dildo factory is better paid than other factory jobs If anything you'd probably get shafted hours more often.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:00 |
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Tumble posted:Factory jobs are for losers OP, what went so wrong in your life you want to press buttons day in day out? This is most likely correct. Change your focus to designing dildos and other sex toys and you'll be livin' large. But don't let the up and downs get to you. Stick with it. If you set your mind to it, you can do anything. Dildos are just like any other industry: just gotta keep pushing. Harder and harder if you must. One day it will pay off, and you will fall asleep at night completely satisfied.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:09 |
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make a flashlight of asmall vwry small penis for friend of business gorilla he sad bc his dicl is so small he cannot get girls pls help
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:51 |
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I have a sculptor friend who has a sideline in handmade ceramic dildos and buttplugs
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:53 |
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nothin better than a cold beer after a long hard day in the dildo mines
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:04 |
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Crow Jane posted:I have a sculptor friend who has a sideline in handmade ceramic dildos and buttplugs A ceramic dildo sounds like a bad idea
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:06 |
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Pendent posted:A ceramic dildo sounds like a bad idea Not necessarily, sinks and things are made of ceramic
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:08 |
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it would be cold and could crack under heavy use
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:11 |
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they also make glass dildos, hth
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:11 |
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if your loving is breaking off ceramic, you probably got worse problems, like all the bruises, and a broke dick
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:12 |
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I wish the dildo factory was a happier place.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:16 |
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Crow Jane posted:Not necessarily, sinks and things are made of ceramic But you don't put a sink inside you.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:18 |
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they look so depressed
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:22 |
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globalization has been rough on american dildo factories
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:23 |
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Pendent posted:But you don't put a sink inside you. Please don't ruin my dreams
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:24 |
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I can't help but imagine a dildo made by men would be a more realistic product.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:16 |
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If you build a dildo factory and it doesn't have a conveyor belt with wobbly dildos streaming by as QA people hastily check for flaws, kill yourself.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:11 |
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OP, you should not be taking the advice of any goons that don't understand how ceramic dildos work. loling forever at the goon who can't appreciate the subtle beauty of a bespoke ceramic dildo or anal plug from Coco de Mer.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:35 |