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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
after i had graduated high school, there was this woman who had substitute taught at my high school, who i always had the hots for, with big weird boots and fake boobs, who i ended up fisting and i thought to myself "i wonder how many have cum (lol) before me". and so i put forth this question. is this a strange occurence?

editors note i have earned the nickname among my peers "uncle fister"

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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
also i can decisively say effectronica is the best poster of this forum

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've never slept with one of my teachers, OP, and I can say with confidence that you haven't either

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Ironic shitposting at maximum levels.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Can we get a cuck joke? That will really round it out.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I never did but I wanted to bang a great deal of them op

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
I was home schooled, so you figure it out :cheers:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ya but he was my dad

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

All my female teachers were really old and/or really fat.

but to answer your question, yes I hosed them all.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

i must compose posted:

after i had graduated high school, there was this woman who had substitute taught at my high school, who i always had the hots for, with big weird boots and fake boobs, who i ended up fisting and i thought to myself "i wonder how many have cum (lol) before me". and so i put forth this question. is this a strange occurence?

editors note i have earned the nickname among my peers "uncle fister"
twist: you were homeschooled and she was your uncle

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Juanito posted:

twist: you were homeschooled and she was your uncle

coincidental, this is the plotline to the new m night shyamalan oscarbait movie

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Xaris posted:

coincidental, this is the plotline to the new m night shyamalan oscarbait movie

lol shyamalan Oscar bait

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I hosed all of them in my dreams OP.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

mookface posted:

lol shyamalan Oscar bait
twist: Oscar is actually Bruce Willis

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

only the male teachers

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Juanito posted:

twist: Oscar is actually Bruce Willis

it all makes sense now what a reveal

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
They were hot when I was young, now they are old and opening them up is like opening a grilled cheese sandwich.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Kissed the person who taught me CPR a few times. She didn't want to take it any further than that.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Juanito posted:

twist: you were homeschooled and she was your uncle

lol

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


i must compose posted:

after i had graduated high school

Doesn't count.

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