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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Haha, "nice slip by Kikuno"

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

cams posted:

gently caress that leg is jacked

edit: nm thats an awful tattoo

:lol:

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
I believe in Kikuno

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
:lol:

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Good poo poo

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Good!!!!!!!!!

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
Kikuno has restored honor to Japan

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Sam Sicilia is indeed bad enough to lose to Kikuno

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Japan wins a fight at last!

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

awesome

we are the loving world

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
KIKUNO BRINGS BACK THE HAPPY SPIRIT

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Sam's dumb.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


that owns kikuno owns

did he give up a grip while he was giving the ref a thumbs up?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Sam Sicilia is indeed bad enough to lose to Kikuno

An improved Sam Sicilia

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Ahahahahahaha that was the least expected result ever.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
goongratulations. goongrats.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

cams posted:

that owns kikuno owns

did he give up a grip while he was giving the ref a thumbs up?

He didn't give it up, but he could have, you know, defended instead of giving a thumbs-up or something.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

was hoping for a crescent kick liver KO, but I'll take it.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Maybe by the time the next fight rolls around he'll learn how to handfight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Brian Stann hoverhand status: uncomfortable

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Joey McChrist posted:

we are the loving world

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Kikuno apologizes for winning by submission, but he's learning more karate to rectify that

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.
Face has been saved, honor restored. The crowd should probably go home now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Caceres used to be bad enough to lose to a Japanese fighter but I don't think he is anymore.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

So unless this Bruce Leeroy fight somehow takes a hour, is there going to be a break between the main card and prelims? I'm trying to time a snack break.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Shalom my friends, did I miss anything yet and by anything I mean did I miss the main card.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Shalom my friends, did I miss anything yet and by anything I mean did I miss the main card.

No but every one of the prelims so far has been magical

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Why is Myles Jury on my tv

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Caceres used to be bad enough to lose to a Japanese fighter but I don't think he is anymore.

A trial by Faber will do that.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Caceres used to be bad enough to lose to a Japanese fighter but I don't think he is anymore.

I haven't seen Kanehara fight in a while but I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that he could take Leeroy down a bunch and grind out a win.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Miles Jury is like that race from Star Trek that noone can remember for more than 24 hours

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The MMA snack rating should've been a cup of coffee with how many goons are waking up from naps

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Intel&Sebastian posted:

No but every one of the prelims so far has been magical

Were any of them as good as a dude pissing in a sink and then getting kicked out of the bar and single legged and ground and pounded until he crawled out of the bar because that's what I got to watch instead

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Masanori Kanehara lost his last fight via DQ (Fighter thrown from ring)

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
gently caress yeah kikuno

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

1st AD posted:

Why is Myles Jury on my tv

well if he beats Gomi, which I hope doesn't happen, he'll have one of the most active UFC win streaks. They should probably get around to promoting him

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Were any of them as good as a dude pissing in a sink and then getting kicked out of the bar and single legged and ground and pounded until he crawled out of the bar because that's what I got to watch instead

Are you absolutely sure you weren't watching these prelims??? :confused:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Kikuno made me happy and now I'm hearing the word Sengoku for the first time in years.

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Bubba Smith posted:

well if he beats Gomi, which I hope doesn't happen, he'll have one of the most active UFC win streaks. They should probably get around to promoting him

He's insufferable, why did all the wrestlers have to get cut or go to 145? A poo poo like him never should've gone on the streak that he has.

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