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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

As a man who even finds Cyborg endearingly attractive at times, Nakai makes me feel really uneasy and I feel like it's only a matter of time until she shows up to press conferences with a blank stare on her face dressed up as a "sexy" lightbulb or something.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

If Hooker could learn to punch faster than "slow" his durability could get him places. I like him.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Great opening to the evening. Now I need something nice and trashy to happen.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Japanese man decides to literally die with honor. Polite golf claps inbound.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Got off work about a hour ago. Typically only work nights. Due to a weird schedule fluke have to be at work at eight in the morning.

Odds of sleep rapidly decreasing.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

So unless this Bruce Leeroy fight somehow takes a hour, is there going to be a break between the main card and prelims? I'm trying to time a snack break.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Japan man has the finishing instincts of a kitten.

Also I love Leeroy's stance of not giving a gently caress.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

So if Rin has the sense to just Brock double as hard as she can with zero respect for Tate's striking, she is about to win a three round decision, right?

:places five bucks on Rin because losing makes me feel alive:

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

GGGGGGGGAH This loving song GOD DAMNIT!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I want to know more about the gigantic black men who were just standing behind Tate.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

What the gently caress am I watching?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Tate is such hot garbage. That really wouldn't have been a robbery if she lost the decision.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

1st AD posted:

Akiyama might actually win a fight tonight.

I think Amir is going to starch him. Akiyama will win the walk out battle though.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Captain Log posted:

I think Amir is going to starch him. Akiyama will win the walk out battle though.

Nevermind Akiyama just nearly puked when he looked up from bowing.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i wonder how many seconds of gas akiyama has this time

Tens of them.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Why does Akiyama's butt say BodyFriends?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I don't get it. Amir has all the ingredients to be better and good technique...goodish...wasn't popping those head kicks like I would have liked. He just needs to learn how to put this together.

And did he forget he has won fights with triangles and Akiyama loses fights with triangles?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

GOD DAMNIT EVERYONE STOP SAYING THE SEXY THING

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

THE BUTT MAN posted:

to be fair Amir beat the ever living poo poo out of the air particles hovering approximately two feet in front of akiyama

I just want a funny fighter who's whole career was in the UFC to be good. It would make me feel warm and happy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Gomi makes kind of a "God damnit" face whenever he gets hit or blocks a hit that I can certainly relate to as a recovered alcoholic who is thirty.

Also Jury is so God damned awkward.

"I wanna have some SUUshi and some SAAAA-ki!"

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Miles Jury seems like the guy who got really good because he had nothing better to do but go to start going to the fight gym at fifteen years old rather than learn social skills.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I feel like this should be a PPV fight. That's a good thing.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Hunt stepping into the cage - "Time to run around the cage..:two steps later:...nah"

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Oh God I just realized I'm a inch taller than Mark loving Hunt.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

fatherdog posted:

He's going to complain it was an early stoppage, you know.

I'm amazed it took this long for someone to notice.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

TastyAvocado posted:

I saw him say about the Arlovski fight "I won one round, he won one round."



Same thing Tate said about zingano.

So apparently to kill Nelson you have to hit him hard enough in the head to knock out his shields first, then follow up with a shot just as hard.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

vainman posted:

That guard rip Arlovski does with his left is fantastic, especially for the time

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that Arlovski is actually a pretty good striker. His porous defense on the feet has led to him getting hit with some loving murder punches. Example - Fedor, Datsik, Rodgers.

The Johnson fight showed he certainly still has a chin.

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