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sittin in a ball pit drinking kombucha out of a sippy cup. im an adult. six figgies.
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I'm an adult but how do I pay a bill???
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Sep 19, 2014 17:35
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:I worked four years as an in-house photographer without ever even meeting my manager post-interview but that's not a field that calls for adult ballpits either so Same. Did a fuckton of video and graphics work and the most I'd see of my higher ups would be the occasional email with revisions.
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Sep 19, 2014 17:36
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paranoid randroid posted:sittin in a ball pit drinking kombucha out of a sippy cup. im an adult. six figgies. thats some decee six figgies brah kombucha is gross though. drink some soylent
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Sep 19, 2014 17:38
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Rocks posted:
looks like the romper room at mcdonalds
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Sep 19, 2014 17:39
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every time my startup friends send me snapchats of workplace ping pong tables and beer and poo poo I look at the clock and it's like 9pm alamo
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Sep 19, 2014 17:39
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zoux posted:I'm an adult but how do I pay a bill??? use mom.com to pay bills, do laundry, clean your house, and generally infantalize you, all for only $199/month
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Sep 19, 2014 17:42
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Rocks posted:use mom.com to pay bills, do laundry, clean your house, and generally infantalize you, all for only $199/month There's a smart phone app for that called Alfred that hires a minimum wage butler to use your apps for you and to deliver you groceries and other basic adult things lmao seriously this won a stupid tech event as the STARTUP BATTLEFIELD winner quote:Afterward, your “Alfred” will head over weekly to drop off your clean laundry, put it in the closet, drop off your household supplies, and replace supplies as needed – like putting new paper towels on a towel holder, for example  DISRUPT YOUR LIFE Xaris fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Sep 19, 2014 |
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Sep 19, 2014 17:45
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Roargasm posted:every time my startup friends send me snapchats of workplace ping pong tables and beer and poo poo I look at the clock and it's like 9pm alamo lol
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Sep 19, 2014 17:46
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top google searches: how to iron shirt how long to cook rice my social security number
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Sep 19, 2014 17:47
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reasons to go into tech - curb your enthusiasm music starts playing whenever you walk into a room
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Sep 19, 2014 17:47
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Xaris posted:There's a smart phone app for that called Alfred that hires a minimum wage butler to use your apps for you and to deliver you groceries and other basic adult things The stupidest part of this is that they repackaged hiring some help into a smartphone app and this is somehow supposed to be fresh and innovative. Edit: the name is really stupid too
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Sep 19, 2014 18:18
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this would fail to hide a raging boner in my opinion.
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Sep 19, 2014 18:50
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Xaris posted:There's a smart phone app for that called Alfred that hires a minimum wage butler to use your apps for you and to deliver you groceries and other basic adult things I am the manager for a similar service only we are priced out the market for plebs, ask me anything
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Sep 19, 2014 18:51
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Neo Duckberg posted:I am the manager for a similar service only we are priced out the market for plebs, ask me anything how much do you pay the "butlers" e: i actually dont have a problem with grocery deliver per se, i get a CSA every month. but having a loving butler come in and "change your paper towel holder" is just absolutely stupid
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Sep 19, 2014 18:55
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Xaris posted:how much do you pay the "butlers" $10 an hour
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Sep 19, 2014 18:56
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Startups are the dumbest poo poo
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Sep 19, 2014 18:57
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Xaris posted:how much do you pay the "butlers" I had a roommate in college who didn't know laundry was a thing you had to do so no doubt there's a real target market here business major too, he's probably a startup CEO by now
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Sep 19, 2014 18:58
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Sep 19, 2014 19:00
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so did she get fired for advocating slavery or what
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Sep 19, 2014 19:00
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i like how everybody else is interacting together and shes just there alone apart from her computer and her hosed up snaggle tooth
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Sep 19, 2014 19:02
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yes hello and welcome to manchild billionaire's funhouse of technology please remove your dignity and labor rights before you step inside, lowly contractor
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Sep 19, 2014 19:06
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i love how sickly she looks like a dracula with castle teeth also lol at crying hipster
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Sep 19, 2014 19:07
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i hate putting paper towels on the paper towel holder. downloading the app now
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Sep 19, 2014 19:09
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Luckily you can make sure of as much as you want because she is a horrible, horrible person inside and out.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:09
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Woman: I'm so alone. I just wish I could connect with someone outside the computer. Man: Excuse me, ma'am, could you tell me where I might find- Woman: Don't talk to me, you CIS scum!
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Sep 19, 2014 19:12
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Parallax Scroll posted:i hate putting paper towels on the paper towel holder. downloading the app now i can do that for you for the low price of $55 per hour
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Sep 19, 2014 19:14
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imo they should write an app that makes em less spergy in public like they're about to mention their anime pillows and on their gizoogle glass a giant red pop up shows up and tells them to knock it off also, it electroshocks them and sterilizes them
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Sep 19, 2014 19:19
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Who is this sexy little mamasita
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Sep 19, 2014 19:20
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5'd Also, the classic 
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Sep 19, 2014 19:23
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Glasgow Kiss posted:imo they should write an app that makes em less spergy in public that would only work if they constantly had their phone out and were looking at the screen
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Sep 19, 2014 19:24
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so it would work great
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Sep 19, 2014 19:24
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I dunno, I work for a successful tech company and there's a lot of scorching hot girls who work here. Sorry about your luck dorks.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:35
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Flying Fortress posted:I dunno, I work for a successful tech company and there's a lot of scorching hot girls who work here. Sorry about your luck dorks. They are all mtf.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:38
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The Hissing Butt posted:pro-read on techbro culture: http://carlos.bueno.org/2014/06/mirrortocracy.html My brother works for google and makes bank but isn't really like that, he's basically the stereotypical basement dwelling skeleton thin goon. He didn't get the job through connections though he's just amazing with computers and got poached from somewhere else.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:39
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Sep 19, 2014 19:41
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Gotta buy this 1000+ dollar 3D printer. 3D printers will revolutionize how we live and work. *prints a yoda head and a chess piece and never touches the drat thing again*
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Sep 19, 2014 19:43
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iirc justine tunney has a penis isnt even a real woman lol
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Gammatron 64 posted:iirc justine tunney has a penis isnt even a real woman lol hold THE gently caress up son
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