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In the grim dark of the future, there is only tech startups.
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butplug accident posted:i hate those loving faggots. anyway bye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVicCD8FmMs
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Xaris posted:lmao loving dumb adults cant be trusted to ride a slide that even kids can by themselves? imagine the lawsuit when some greasy fucktard gets stuck or breaks the thing that was made to show how cool and unique the management is as opposed to actually being used by employees lmao at anyone who ever chooses their workplace based off of blatantly dumb poo poo like this "i work 60 hours a week and get paid for 40, but i can play on a literal playground whenever i want!" - a sf idiot
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Sep 20, 2014 01:35
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why bother with all these trials and investigations just every year or so have major companies pay a few million spread out among some randomly chosen employees because that's basically the end result every time
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Sep 20, 2014 01:35
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regular adults don't want ballpits and slides but if they do they can always pregame on schnapps and pass out in a chuck-e-cheese
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thought this thread was gonna be weak but actually it's really funny, pat yourselves on the back folks
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Business Gorillas posted:lmao at anyone who ever chooses their workplace based off of blatantly dumb poo poo like this It's mainly because when attracting elite nerds fringe perks like a gym or snacks really doesn't impact Google's bottom line in a big way. Another good nerd story is spook startup Palantir has Lord of the Rings obsessed founders all the way down to calling their corporate HQ the Shire. As if a land of weed smoking chill hobbits has something in common with company that does hatchet work for the CIA and also big banks. Also Facebook was able to directly get its own police officer directly hired by the Menlo Park PD since it's on the border of scary brown people land. http://www.cnbc.com/id/101469028#.
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a starwar betamax posted:when i see this pictures i have a real pavlovian response to them in that i want to punch the person n the neck Now imagine you're a fairly hot girl, like an 8/10, with expensive fake blonde hair, who moves to CA to marry nerd money and have the same reaction when that's 70% of the male population
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naem posted:Now imagine you're a fairly hot girl, like an 8/10, with expensive fake blonde hair, who moves to CA to marry nerd money and have the same reaction when that's 70% of the male population i picture it being the pity bored handjob scene like the first ep of breaking bad anyways its a good way to get rid of your student loans if you're a female and got a worthless art history degree. just marry some dumb nerd, spend his money on a shiny low-end consumer grade DSLR and post fancy food pics and poo poo to your instagram. hand out some bored pity handjobs to keep him around, cha-ching.
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Sep 20, 2014 01:43
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Vhak lord of hate posted:i live in sf and techies are literally the worst most selfish bad people They basically demand that google stop any and all attempts to revitalize the majority of cracktown-based sf because violent crime is beautiful and cultural but will put-up with an extra hour/half-hour commute so they themselves don't have to live there
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Sep 20, 2014 01:44
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Xaris posted:i picture it being the pity bored handjob scene like the first ep of breaking bad hot women shouldn't even go to college. what's the point?
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Sep 20, 2014 01:46
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Xaris posted:i picture it being the pity bored handjob scene like the first ep of breaking bad You just described every couple I know, all of them
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naem posted:You just described every couple I know, all of them how many nerds have you cucked
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Sep 20, 2014 01:47
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naem posted:You just described every couple I know, all of them maybe if they're lucky, their boytoy will make them a wordpress blog so they can start a pre-emptive mommy lifestyle blog so they can feel better about themselves
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Sep 20, 2014 01:47
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Oakland is more fun than SF
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i moved here 4 years ago and the rich poor divide here is crippling coming from the soviet union where i grew up, lol, marx was rite
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Sep 20, 2014 01:48
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BULBASAUR posted:i moved here 4 years ago and the rich poor divide here is crippling It owns even more since the west coast especially SF has this whole crazy leftist slant but doesn't in any sort of way match up to the way things are run.
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The Hissing Butt posted:how many nerds have you cucked I plead the 5th
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naem posted:I plead the 5th 
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etalian posted:Oakland is more fun than SF kinda. Oakland is cool cause its a lot cheaper/more bang for the buck, and a lot less busy. its a much better place to live imo, especially like lake merritt or near jack london. sf is cool because you can just walk around (almost) anywhere even the suburbs and run into fun or weird places whereas you kinda have to go out of your way (and far) to get to random places like homerun and such.
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Xaris posted:kinda. Oakland is cool cause its a lot cheaper/more bang for the buck, and a lot less busy. its a much better place to live imo, especially like lake merritt or near jack london. sf is cool because you can just walk around (almost) anywhere even the suburbs and run into fun or weird places whereas you kinda have to go out of your way (and far) to get to random places like homerun and such. Yeah it's probably because SF is more walkable while Oakland basically got carved apart my multiple highways.
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SplitSoul posted:this is like the worst cyberpunk future anyone could ever envision
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at first i though it was cool living in a city full of 20-30 year olds pretending to be kids then i realized i was in a city of giant children
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BULBASAUR posted:at first i though it was cool living in a city full of 20-30 year olds pretending to be kids i would go around smashing their stupid google glasses and boost boards but luckily i don't live in a city of nerd losers
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SplitSoul posted:this is like the worst cyberpunk future anyone could ever envision i thought i would be hanging out with panther moderns and getting wicked sick bladed fingernail implants by now instead im showing a minimum wage cashier that i followed his lovely restaurant on twitter in exchange for a free diet pepsi
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Agrajag posted:i would go around smashing their stupid google glasses and boost boards but luckily i don't live in a city of nerd losers From counter-culture to corporate culture
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BULBASAUR posted:at first i though it was cool living in a city full of 20-30 year olds pretending to be kids peter pan syndrome is cool and in full force here. i guess if i had the money, id like to prolong my first two years of college experience as much as possible too. frat mason is a good place to live imo. Xaris fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Sep 20, 2014 |
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It's a somewhat unhip version of college seeing how you commonly see things like 8 guys playing volleyball with a single girl.
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Sep 20, 2014 02:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN05eQDYwxc Or at the bar, or I mean....at some coffee place It can always be the 90's, the money is there, you just have to believe 
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i thought i would be hanging out with panther moderns and getting wicked sick bladed fingernail implants by now dixie flatline hooked me up with free upsized combos at mcdonalds for life
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Sep 20, 2014 02:39
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HD DAD posted:When did tech nerds turn into bros? The people in our dev department are like super jacked and call each other "brah", but mix it all in with talking about javascript. when it started being really personally profitable to be a software engineer or web coder?
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Sep 20, 2014 02:43
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Imagine working a service job in SV. Nerds are already lovely people. Especially to people they consider "inferior". Which is kinda odd, because aside from their job, they basically suck at everything. Must be hell.
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Sep 20, 2014 02:44
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Just a reminder that the "yo" app exists
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Sep 20, 2014 03:34
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Vhak lord of hate posted:the lending club room is basically hidden away and you can only find it accidentally if you don't know where it is alkready. weird design. wwtf is a lending club.  this doesn't look terribly lovely however
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Frostwerks posted:wwtf is a lending club. You're going to spend 20 hours a day in that hamster tube coding FYI
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naem posted:You're going to spend 20 hours a day in that hamster tube coding FYI ill spend 20 hours a day doing no such poo poo. which is probably why it doesn't look so bad from the outside lol. that kindergarten though. jesus loving christ. i would be embarassed if anyone saw me in that. my parents be telling people I went to prison for drug dealing. less shameful.
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