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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
thats unnatural and scalp wigglers should be kos imo

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im an Eagle Scout.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i post in gbs "on the reg" (regularly)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I really like sashimi.

Gyros are my 2nd fave nomz.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i post in gbs "on the reg" (regularly)
what do you mean "regularly"?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I chew a lot of gum.

Ill go through like 5 packs a week.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im a half demon half angel :twisted:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

im a half demon half angel :twisted:

You must have had some tough teenaged years. :ohdear:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

psyopmonkey posted:

You must have had some tough teenaged years. :ohdear:

nope

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008

Luke Cage just shut you down!
I make batteries

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Office Thug posted:

I make batteries

What kind?

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
I'm a very powerful man-witch.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I bought some watermelon shampoo for like £1 and i want to eat my hair

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
im white

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
my family's been in canada since the 1700s so thats ok i guess

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
i'm depressed.

someone please hire me (no, i can't manage ads).

naem
May 29, 2011

Nine inch longg penised

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Ratjaculation posted:

I bought some watermelon shampoo for like £1 and i want to eat my hair

dont do this trust me i did it once and now when i have to poop i have to go 2 the barber bc all i ever poop now is hair

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I used to drink a gallon of water a day.

Now im drinking 1.5

:ohdear:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
both of my bitches look good as gently caress

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
- im the ceo of popeyes chicken

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
yo bitch look like a boogawolf

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


psyopmonkey posted:

I really like sashimi.

Gyros are my 2nd fave nomz.

I am irrationally annoyed by the word "nomz".

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Shithouse Dave posted:

I am irrationally annoyed by the word "nomz".

Ill say Nahmz instead then.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I'm posting from the shitter.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I have weird looking legs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

my dick looks like spiderman

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

gnarlyhotep posted:

I have weird looking legs

my legs are spiders legs

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i made up answers a few years ago for a lot of those security questions simply because theyv e been around so long. its about that time again

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

naem posted:

Nine inch longg penised

i'd like to get nine inch nailed




text me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I can't burp and have only kind of burped like 3 times in my life.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
- What street you grew up on

Butts lane, ft stockton tx 79735

- Your mother's maiden name

Hardwick

- Your email address

Cameron@fortstocktonaviation.com

- The name of your favorite pet growing up

Buddy

- The name of the high school you went to

Homeschool

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
My semen tastes like ranch dressing. I'll demonstrate for anyone who disbelieves me.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I like drinking beer sometimes.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
I once was 9 years old.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
I was also 10 for awhile.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I'm a piece of poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

smoobles posted:

Hey GBS, I thought we should all get to know each other better! I know I could certainly get to know you guys better!

Let's share some random facts about ourselves, here's a quick list of facts about yourself that you should post:

- What street you grew up on
- Your mother's maiden name
- Your email address
- The name of your favorite pet growing up
- The name of the high school you went to

Haha, just a few ideas to get us started!! Please answer all of the above!!!! Haha this will be fun!

Here you go. Everything is real in my life.
Either Huntington Pike, or Shelmire St
Seweryn
Not gonna happen
Ralph, or Russ
Abington

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014
I'm a mormon and have shot and killed an urban feral who broke into my house once and it was ruled a justifiable homicide.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BoothsBeard posted:

I'm a mormon and have shot and killed an urban feral who broke into my house once and it was ruled a justifiable homicide.

no you didn't.

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