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Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

I am an attractive woman under the age of 25

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:07

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 04:31

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

i am a homosexual

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:13

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

I'm not actually a rat or a boy or a genius. I can talk to ghosts though.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 15:07

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

I've had mountains of poo poo gushing out of my anus almost non stop for three days and during the rare periods when it didn't my head hurts and so do my intestines

hth, OP

# ? Sep 20, 2014 15:20

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

naem posted:

All my posts are while pooping

All

ditto

# ? Sep 20, 2014 15:27

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:17

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

smoobles is my current fav poster fyi

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:18

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

I hate helping people but I hate myself more so I'm the most helpful patient person you ever met

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:56

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Yaldabaoth posted:

I have a 12 inch cock

you must be pretty butthurt

# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:40

CountButtula: Jan 5, 2014

imma gay dol phin

# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:36

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

guys check the op pleas, some good questions there

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:06

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

- What street you grew up on
Mockingbird Lane

- Your mother's maiden name
Dracula

- The name of your favorite pet growing up
Spot

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:12

Dead.juice: Dec 14, 2011; Sexier than assless chaps

I'm some guy's consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:18

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

no you didn't.

Keeping threads real in 2014.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:42

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

here's a cool personal fact: I got a huge fuckin dick

If you really had a huge penis you would know that the reality is less cool than pr0n exhibits. The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep. And there are not enough people capable of repressing their gag reflex.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:49

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

I'm Harime Nui.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 01:22

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

I drive a Prius.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 07:37

Das Butterbrot: Dec 2, 2005; Lecker.

i sometimes post int hreads even tho i have nothing to add to the conversation

# ? Sep 21, 2014 07:53

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

i actually read manuals for video games even during the 16-bit era, and if i had a current console i'd read the manuals for those games too even with the age of in-game tutorials

# ? Sep 21, 2014 08:17

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

my ssn is 055-09-0001

# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:07

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i am a human who's probably gonna fall again

sometimes i need to be alone

# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:36

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

My 25th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:50

Buck Turgidson: Feb 6, 2011; 𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

im curvy and HOT so quit staring cuz you aint gettin any of this fiiiiiiiiine rear end

# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:52

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

genesplicer posted:

My 25th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.

Youre 43 at youngest?

# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:53

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

psyopmonkey posted:

Youre 43 at youngest?

52 in November.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:01

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

genesplicer posted:

My 25th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.

congrats genesplicer

I got a card from you and your wife in 2006-2007 from one of those MAIL EACH OTHER STUFF threads and it was very pleasant but I did not respond because I was a drug addict at the time, I apologize for that

# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:35

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

oval office raja posted:

congrats genesplicer

I got a card from you and your wife in 2006-2007 from one of those MAIL EACH OTHER STUFF threads and it was very pleasant but I did not respond because I was a drug addict at the time, I apologize for that

That thread is still active in Creative Convention. Sign up there, and I'll send you more stuff. I'm working on more of my odd postcards. Then you can send stuff to other folks.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I am so gay!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:10

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I hate people. A lot.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:35

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

# ? Sep 22, 2014 09:47

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I am prettier than you.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 09:51

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

smoobles posted:

Hey GBS, I thought we should all get to know each other better! I know I could certainly get to know you guys better!

Let's share some random facts about ourselves, here's a quick list of facts about yourself that you should post:

- What street you grew up on
- Your mother's maiden name
- Your email address
- The name of your favorite pet growing up
- The name of the high school you went to

Haha, just a few ideas to get us started!! Please answer all of the above!!!! Haha this will be fun!

I want the OP.
:smoobles:

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:06

hitchensgoespop: Oct 22, 2008

I have the same colour fitbit as forums legend Three Olives.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:56

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

genesplicer posted:

My 25th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.

Congratulations!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:28

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

I'm baffled how smoobles got someone to spend 30 dollars on him so quickly.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:08

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

Al Borland posted:

I'm baffled how smoobles got someone to spend 30 dollars on him so quickly.

Because he was the person who spent $30.

Also rip Smoobles

# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:39

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

genesplicer posted:

My 25th wedding anniversary is in 8 days.

That's pretty cool.

Do you follow those corporate-suggested anniversary gift lists or do you have something more personal planned?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:41

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Suicide Sam E. posted:

That's pretty cool.

Do you follow those corporate-suggested anniversary gift lists or do you have something more personal planned?

We do what we drat well please for every holiday and "special occasion" (As designated by the Hallmark Corporation.) For our 25th we are going to the grocery store. A new Whole foods opens up just a few miles from us and we want to check it out. We'll get some dinner, either there, or at the Deli or the Mexican food place nearby that we like.

Oh, and seeing as how it's our Silver Anniversary, we're getting tattoos. We generally get our tattoos at the same time. They don't necessarily match, or anything, but we each get one. Mainly because we both want to get them, and just letting the other person get one while we sit there not getting one is not all that fun.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 06:45

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I have a forked uvula and I like corndogs.

both of these

# ? Sep 24, 2014 07:14

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Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

also one of my pupils is noticeably larger than the other its weiiiird

# ? Sep 24, 2014 07:14

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