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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
It's been a good day today so far because knee socks are the best. Either combine them with shorts or a skirt it doesn't matter, just.... oh god knee socks.

Who else loves knee socks. On ladies, on men, on whatever you want. Except animals, cause that's weird. Wait we are animals, that's even weirder. You know what I mean.

Knee socks: they're good.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Knee cocks

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i mostly like knee high socks because my brain desperately fetishizes things cause i cant get laid

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Gross OP. Stop hanging around Catholic elementary schools.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Anime is taking over

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I prefer stockings, but I agree OP.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Thighhighs 4 lyf

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Iggy from the fancy video imo

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Sick! Thats DOPE
Aug 1, 2008

Oh sick man thats sick

zoux posted:

Iggy from the fancy video imo

OH she would get it!!!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

gary oldmans diary posted:

i mostly like knee high socks because my brain desperately fetishizes things cause i cant get laid

same

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

today i have seen one chick, in lots of different knee socks

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Knee socks are nice when youre sleeping and its cold.

Other than that, burn those fuckers.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
( )   ∧_∧
┗─-n-( ◠‿◠ ) WW
  (スo/   、 BAD
   \ノ|  |〉)
     | /⌒\
    _(__/\ \
     ̄‖`〉 )ヘ_つ
     ‖/ /
    //(_)

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
That girl has absolutely no rear end. Is that what the socks are for? To distract you from that glaring fact?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

That girl has absolutely no rear end. Is that what the socks are for? To distract you from that glaring fact?

No rear end, No boobs?

No problems my friend!

Try Al-Awazari brand tall brand socks.

Extra nice for you buddy.

You going to Stryker? You send back to girlfriend buddy.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Hobohemian posted:

That girl has absolutely no rear end. Is that what the socks are for? To distract you from that glaring fact?

She probably has no boobs so the only way she can keep an hourglass shape is to starve herself to near anorexic levels

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Yaldabaoth posted:

She probably has no boobs so the only way she can keep an hourglass shape is to starve herself to near anorexic levels

Hawt.

I like the puke smell on her breath.

:gonk:

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
that girl's body is attractive, her boobs and rear end are just fine

sorry she's not a slam whale with 5 chins and neck fungus doodz

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
a picture of a wOAMN! on somaehting AWFUL! get the fatties were gonna argue about wahts wrong with her!

Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW
Chicks only wear those to cover their cellulite and/or leg hair.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Morally Inept posted:

Chicks only wear those to cover their cellulite and/or leg hair.

Cellulite doesnt normally happen to calves. Its a thigh thing, and thats what jeans are for.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Cellulite doesnt normally happen to calves. Its a thigh thing, and thats what jeans are for.

morally inept's knowledge of the female form is a little... ruff

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
you'd have to be barking mad to think he knows about women's bodies

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I think your barking up the wrong tree.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
This dog has cellulite

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SirEvelynTremble posted:

This dog has cellulite



That dog has cute. :3:

It should wear lil dog socks.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

SirEvelynTremble posted:

This dog has cellulite



you can grow plants in brown dogs?! i thought that only worked with dirt

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

you irl posted:

you can grow plants in brown dogs?! i thought that only worked with dirt

Bulbadog used lick.

Its super effective.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Sporty Spice is best.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:



Sporty Spice is best.
who is pumpkin spice and why is she photoshopped into the picture...

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

psyopmonkey posted:



Sporty Spice is best.

pumpkin spice only shows up from september to late december concerts, and people buy more tickets than necessary to see her but eventually they all get forgotten in the back of the fridge

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



psyopmonkey posted:

That dog has cute. :3:

It should wear lil dog socks.

i was in nyc during fimbulwinter last year and all the dogs were wearing shoes it was hosed up

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Knee boots are better than knee socks.

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

Nonsense posted:

Anime is taking over

uh i think youll find anime emphasizes overknee socks with emphasis on the area between sock and skirt rather than the socks themselves; the ideal ratio of the length of the miniskirt, the exposed portion of thigh (zettai ryoukai), and the over-knee part of the socks is 4:1:2.5 with a tolerance of 25%

tupac holocron fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Sep 19, 2014

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

just had a thought.... imagine how much jizz a knee sock would hold :wth:

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

just had a thought.... imagine how much jizz a knee sock would hold :wth:

God drat it. :pusheen:

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