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  Catwoman is a 2004 Action Adventure video game based on the unpopular Halle Barry film of the same name. The film grossed $40 million domestically and $41 million internationally, which is a failure I guess. The video game was released on Gamecube, Playstation 2, PC, and Gameboy Advance and has a Metacritic rating of 46. Jennifer Hale, voice of Super Mario, provides the in-game voicework of the eponymous cat woman. Now, you may be thinking "Sure, the movie is a known 'bad' quantity, but that doesn't mean the game is bad!" Well, mister, we watched 20 seconds of gameplay footage and laughed at it, so set sail for fun!  Catwoman departs from the DC character and instead introduces a new figure, Patience Phillips. Patience works at a cosmetics company that's covering up more sinister things than blemishes! Patience becomes the historical figure "Cat Woman" (Cat Woman is an historical entity) to get revenge and do battle with her company's arch-nemesis, Sephora.   I'm judge "Catwoman" reinhold, joined once again by my two bestest buddies in the world, Diaper "Catwoman" Chris and No Internet Name "Catwoman" Anthony. We have tackled many firsts over the years: the first LP anthropologists, the first screenshot LP, inventors of Let's Play... but we will be the first in still a new capacity: the first live streamed LP! Ever! Come, join us, on https://www.twitch.tv/MenDrinkinCoffee whenever we do the stream. I'll post in here when that occurs. I'll edit out the bad, slow parts, but also provide unedited versions of the streams for the sick individuals who watch that sort of thing.                
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  "I don't see how this is any different than Super Ghouls'n'Ghosts" -Morholt "Catwoman kicks a guy into a dumpster. You won't believe what happens next." -AstroWhale  "This wildcat is pulling off a domino." -Niggurath  "I guess we're all making gifs." -Camel Pimp   Morholt Camel Pimp  "Catwoman is rocking out to this game's amazing soundtrack." -Suspicious Cook  "I didn't have anything better to do so I drew a dumpster-diving competition." -supermikhail  and  "Is this a Halloween themed LP now?  " -Camel Pimp
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Sep 19, 2014 19:14
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Why would you do this.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:51
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The police response seemed a little much.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:55
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meOW.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:56
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Heavy Sigh posted:Why would you do this. The tasters demanded it. You have no one to blame but yourselves.
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Sep 19, 2014 19:58
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Stop lying, you guys already streaming LP'd Dark. 
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Sep 19, 2014 20:03
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This game looks like a real catastrophe. Cat-astrophe. Ahahaha. Ha.
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Sep 19, 2014 20:39
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What a blast to the past when enemies in superhero games were called "bad guys" instead of "thugs" or "criminals". Things were so black-and-white back then. 
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Sep 19, 2014 20:54
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Heavy Sigh posted:Why would you do this.
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Sep 19, 2014 21:00
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Are you entirely limited in your ability to dispatch bad guys by the number of available cabinets and dumpsters?
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Sep 19, 2014 21:03
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Call me racist, but that costume really doesn't work as stealth when you're white.
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Sep 19, 2014 21:16
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I've got my cats keeping an eye on you 
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Sep 19, 2014 21:28
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Geop posted:I've got my cats keeping an eye on you You're in my world now. This thread is open 24/7.
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Sep 19, 2014 21:29
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but I have powers  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 19, 2014 21:46
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See, her jokes are funny because they are also typically sounds a cat makes.
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Sep 19, 2014 21:46
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Now i've seen some pretty dubious superhero origin stories, one that involved a doctor putting a mans optic nerves onto his fingers, but this takes the cats pajamas.
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Sep 19, 2014 22:22
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Oh no oh no
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Sep 19, 2014 22:27
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Were the guys in that meeting even doing anything illegal? It was just "We made a thing and it looked like it worked, until it failed horribly. You win some, and lose some, folks." Couldn't they have just had the catlady sign an NDA and give her some hush money?
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Sep 19, 2014 22:33
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Is there an approved drinking game rules for this?
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Sep 19, 2014 22:33
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Herr Tog posted:Is there an approved drinking game rules for this? Drink every time
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Sep 19, 2014 22:34
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fool_of_sound posted:Drink every time you'll be hearing from my lawyers
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Sep 19, 2014 22:54
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Herr Tog posted:Is there an approved drinking game rules for this? Hope you have a lot of eggnog.
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Sep 19, 2014 23:07
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I was looking for this thread by scanning the started column for your names, and missed it because I was looking for Men Drinking Coffee.
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Sep 19, 2014 23:44
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wildzero posted:Were the guys in that meeting even doing anything illegal? It was just "We made a thing and it looked like it worked, until it failed horribly. You win some, and lose some, folks." Couldn't they have just had the catlady sign an NDA and give her some hush money? In the movie, they do some evil cackling about how they just won't tell people and make tons of money off all the women who can't stop using it or their faces will melt. What's that, the FDA and any court with a passing knowledge of 'criminal negligence and willful endangerment'? Um... look over there! Halle Berry's playing SEXY basketball!
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Sep 19, 2014 23:46
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Hey, the National Sexy Basketball Association is a very reputable organization, I'll have you know!
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Sep 20, 2014 00:05
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wildzero posted:Were the guys in that meeting even doing anything illegal? It was just "We made a thing and it looked like it worked, until it failed horribly. You win some, and lose some, folks." Couldn't they have just had the catlady sign an NDA and give her some hush money? I think the game, much like The Golden Compass, assumes everyone playing it just got back from the movie theater, so it doesn't bother explaining anything. Which is why we'll stream the movie, along with our own amazing commentary in some sort of "Riffing"-esque thing whose name escapes me right now.
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Sep 20, 2014 00:17
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I really can't wait to watch this CAT-ASTROPHE!!!!
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Sep 20, 2014 00:21
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gregory posted:Hey, the National Sexy Basketball Association is a very reputable organization, I'll have you know! He's just being catty about their blatant, Snidely Whiplashesque villainy being juxtaposed with the NSBA promo.
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Man, that PowerPoint presentation she stumbled upon was diabolical. It showed a woman getting older over the course of a mere 20 years! The fiends! See, what happened is that normally when cats sit on your chest while you sleep it's to suck out your soul (this is on Wikipedia, it is a fact). Unfortunately for that cat, it didn't realise that she was dead, and therefore the soul went from the cat into the lady. So she's got a cat soul now, which means she can kick a guy twice her weight and he goes flying for the nearest dumpster like he was attached to a bungie cord that was strung into the dumpster and around a pulley, and then a bunch of men off to the side pulled on the bungie cord to make him rocket into it.
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Sep 20, 2014 00:54
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This seems Halle Berry fun, you guys!
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Sep 20, 2014 00:59
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MassRafTer posted:The police response seemed a little much. They had probable claws.
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Sep 20, 2014 01:03
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Sighence posted:He's just being catty about their blatant, Snidely Whiplashesque villainy being juxtaposed with the NSBA promo. Hey, don't you make assumptions about what I'm feline!
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The guard just giving up on the game and diving into the dumpster himself was the highlight so far. Let's hope the game continues to just throw up its hands when players can't seem to figure out what to do and play the game for them in comical fashion.
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Sep 20, 2014 03:18
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Well, I see a certain kitten still knows how to scratch. *grabs both of her hands so she can't slap me, gets slapped by a third*
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Sep 20, 2014 03:19
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This game is PURRfect in every way.
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Sep 20, 2014 03:57
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"IS IT HALLOW'E'N SARGENT?" sir, please. you know it's n "THEN IT'S HER. AND THIS TIME" please no cat pun- "SHE'S NOT 'SLIPPING THE COLLAR'!" ugh "ALRIGHT MEN. HOW MANY BULLETS DO WE HAVE?" how many... bullets? "BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO OPEN FIRE WITHOUT STOPPING ON THIS BUILDING. LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF ROUNDS POURING INTO THIS JEWELRY SHOP."
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Sep 20, 2014 04:34
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Finally, an LP I can sink my teeth into!
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wildzero posted:Were the guys in that meeting even doing anything illegal? It was just "We made a thing and it looked like it worked, until it failed horribly. You win some, and lose some, folks." Couldn't they have just had the catlady sign an NDA and give her some hush money? Think of all the stock options that would lose value for our employees! We must terminate the experiment, delete the data, silence the researchers, forge this in our account books, murder the test subjects, bulldoze the buildings, salt the earth and plant durian orchards for kilometers out. No one will know about this. Clearly in this world there is no such thing as overkill.
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Where do you guys find this stuff. I didn't even know this existed 
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