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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Baseball

For the longest time white people played boring baseball that sucked, while black people played in the negro leagues which were awesome and ruled.

White people figured out black people were good at baseball and got black people to play on white teams, diluting the awesome blackness of the sport and giving us the lovely boring baseball of today. FACT

College

Howard and other all-black schools were the best until, surprise surprise, white colleges realised they sucked by continuing to allow in nothing but grandsons of their previous idiot white graduates.

Schools like SC State and Grambling used to make drat good money from white people who felt guilty that black people weren't allowed to go to "real" colleges, but once the Ivies started allowing black people,white guilt faded and now the schools with the largest endowments are shitholes like Harvard, which keeps pumping out economists who wonder why people don't just ask their dad for money to fix the economy. FACT


Singing Contest Shows

Check this poo poo, you don't need to pay Howard Stern and a writer to tell a poo poo joke your chucklefuck honky audience chortles at in their sedan chair, just get a dude to come out and smack your rear end up with a jacket:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OaSSNeFH44

One night. That's all you get. No drat tournament with off nights, no series of celebrity judges that gets to vote on you (they trash talk you or give you praise but that's it). More talent has come out of Live At The Apollo than American Idol, America's Got Talent, The Voice, X Factor, and Last Comic Standing combined. FACT

Batman

Better as a black man:



FACT


Pro Wrestling

This dude will gently caress you up:



This dude will mess you up:



This dude has loving flames on his pants, that's how much in trouble you are



What the gently caress is this?




White people ruin everything that black people already did better. FACT

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

White people smh

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

do slavs count as white people because if so

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

slavery

e: rent-a-cop

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Black people starve in Africa better than white people in Africa - FACT

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
want some pics?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Jazz, Blues, Rock, and Rap music.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
tim teeball sucks butt

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
slavery

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
all the music, op

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
yall want some coffee

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
im not a racist but

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
this thread sucks

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

NiceGuy posted:

this thread sucks

a black person woulda said that better

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Rape

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

butplug accident posted:

all the music, op

that is the obvious choice but i figured i would leave that meaty morsel for the thread to expand on

Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!
  • Hating white people.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
slavery

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Reported for racism. Enjoy your ban. :)

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
lf.txt

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Rap

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
whites are soulless apes and not technically human fyi (no souls)

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Shots fired.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Rent-A-Cop posted:

do slavs count as white people because if so

The Grand Council of Whiteness just voted to induct Irishmen last week. I don't see why slavs can't be on tomorrow's agenda.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Rent-A-Cop posted:

do slavs count as white people because if so

all non-blacks (black aka ppl of afroasiatic descent, aka gods and earths) are white and inferior genetically, spiritually, intelectually, and physically

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Reported for racism. Enjoy your ban. :)

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Basketball is amazing with black people

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



since when did america get so many white people?? everywhere i go now it's like a mumford & sons video

goddamn

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Sakarja posted:

  • Hating white people.

to be fair though, it's so easy and black people still do it best

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Skeleton Ape posted:

since when did america get so many white people?? everywhere i go now it's like a mumford & sons video

goddamn

can't even talk about sanford and son without a white person saying "oh you mean mumford & sons"?

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
shooting black people. It was cool and hip back when professor dre and 2packs was doing it. Now you got white people like george zimmerman doing it and it's p lame tbh

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Vastarien posted:

shooting black people. It was cool and hip back when professor dre and 2packs was doing it. Now you got white people like george zimmerman doing it and it's p lame tbh

man don't even get me started on dealing drugs, you wouldn't see no rolling sixties on "intervention"

Anemone Mine
Dec 30, 2010

pathetic little tramp posted:

can't even talk about sanford and son without a white person saying "oh you mean mumford & sons"?



Oh you mean the remake of Steptoe & Son?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
jazz

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

gently caress You

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

ilikedirt posted:

all non-blacks (black aka ppl of afroasiatic descent, aka gods and earths) are white and inferior genetically, spiritually, intelectually, and physically

I have a black friend so what does that make me

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
blacks do your wife better too

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
Moses was an initiate into the African Vodun religion and incorporated many parts of it into Judaism. So...

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

HollisBrown posted:

gently caress You


no u

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Was expecting this thread to be about Jazz and Rock'n'Roll. Glad to be disappointed.

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