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Its all he'll talk about in the office. He bought a brand new .45 on days off for when the homegrown terrorists start coming out of the woodwork and start lopping heads off. Hes from michigan, is a hundred pounds overweight and keeps his mouth agape at all times. He has become obsessed with CNN 24 hour coverage and the looming threat that is ISIS I can oy patronize him for so long before I snap and call him a retard. Is this hysteria common?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:05 |
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No, most American's aren't from Michigan.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:51 |
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yeah. then the next news cycle will hit and he'll be all about sino-indian relations or some poo poo if anything you should be proud of him for watching cnn.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:51 |
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cool
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:51 |
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why do u need t osnap to call him a retard?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:51 |
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start muttering insh'allah after every sentence when talking to him, grow a beard, and open carry a talwar
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:51 |
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yes, it's common for americans to fear violence from coloreds, and also to fantasize about besting them w/ gunplay
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:51 |
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Start wearing a sihk turban. He will poop in fear.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:52 |
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Drink Cheerwine posted:why do u need t osnap to call him a retard? because he is a retard
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:52 |
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hope u like getting shot for being a terrorist then op
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:53 |
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figure out his phone number and use goog voice to call him up and say inshallah brother we will be victoriou-oh wrong number
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:54 |
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that man isnt retarded he is a victim of a relentless media machine
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:55 |
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mookface posted:because he is a retard that seems like a pretty solid reason to just call him a retard & leave the snapping to the professional husband murderers
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:55 |
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butplug accident posted:that man isnt retarded he is a victim of a relentless media machine He has much respect for and dedicatedly follows wolf blitzer
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:58 |
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tell him that these guys are coming for him straight from Germany
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:59 |
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make a facebook account with this as the pic and friend request him
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:00 |
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Crewmine posted:start muttering insh'allah after every sentence when talking to him, grow a beard, and open carry a talwar
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:00 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:make a facebook account with this as the pic Him+razor+haircut=hawt
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:02 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:make a facebook account with this as the pic but surely he would realize thats a sikh
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:11 |
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mookface posted:but surely he would realize thats a sikh Hahahaha you're a funny guy.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:12 |
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we dont allow terrorists in michigan
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:12 |
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butplug accident posted:that man isnt retarded he is a victim of a relentless media machine
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:14 |
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Ghaz posted:we dont allow terrorists in michigan no and if they do show up Larry's got a new .45 with boxes of ammo and he is ready
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:15 |
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tbh detroit is more terrifying than ISIS
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:15 |
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I jokingly told him that the street gangs of Detroit could take on ISIS and he shot me this intense glance and was all 'thats another problem
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:17 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:make a facebook account with this as the pic dude looks pretty cool
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:19 |
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mookface posted:I jokingly told him that the street gangs of Detroit could take on ISIS and he shot me this intense glance and was all 'thats another problem I would really like a picture or a drawing of this guy. Thanks.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:20 |
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Like, what does he think is going to happen?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:21 |
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The guy i worked with likes Muse! MUSE! i got my own problems op
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:22 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Him+razor+haircut=hawt sikh and u shall find...
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:22 |
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we really need to know his penis length +width before we can have an informed opinion about him
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:24 |
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zoux posted:Like, what does he think is going to happen? He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:30 |
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This is why we don't/shouldn't watch international news
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:32 |
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at least he doesnt watch fox 24 hours lol i mean yeah poo poo can happen, what we think is everyday normal can change dramatically, but until it does why loving stress out like that when you have no control and chances are its not oging to happen that suddenly
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:34 |
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mookface posted:He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse Ah so he's retarded. What's the gun for, to shoot the terrorist attack?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:35 |
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mookface posted:He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse Pics of him please. K thx
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:35 |
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zoux posted:Ah so he's retarded. What's the gun for, to shoot the terrorist attack? Presumably yes
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:37 |
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print out a bunch of pictures of the iron sheik and tape them all over his cubicle or whatever.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:37 |
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mookface posted:Presumably yes I wish him luck.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:39 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:05 |
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have you asked him why he's in Canada, the home of godless communist Frenchies?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 22:40 |