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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Its all he'll talk about in the office. He bought a brand new .45 on days off for when the homegrown terrorists start coming out of the woodwork and start lopping heads off. Hes from michigan, is a hundred pounds overweight and keeps his mouth agape at all times. He has become obsessed with CNN 24 hour coverage and the looming threat that is ISIS

I can oy patronize him for so long before I snap and call him a retard. Is this hysteria common?

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SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
No, most American's aren't from Michigan.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


yeah. then the next news cycle will hit and he'll be all about sino-indian relations or some poo poo

if anything you should be proud of him for watching cnn.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
cool

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
why do u need t osnap to call him a retard?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
start muttering insh'allah after every sentence when talking to him, grow a beard, and open carry a talwar

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

yes, it's common for americans to fear violence from coloreds, and also to fantasize about besting them w/ gunplay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Start wearing a sihk turban.

He will poop in fear.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Drink Cheerwine posted:

why do u need t osnap to call him a retard?

because he is a retard

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

hope u like getting shot for being a terrorist then op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

figure out his phone number and use goog voice to call him up and say inshallah brother we will be victoriou-oh wrong number

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
that man isnt retarded he is a victim of a relentless media machine

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

mookface posted:

because he is a retard

that seems like a pretty solid reason to just call him a retard & leave the snapping to the professional husband murderers

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

butplug accident posted:

that man isnt retarded he is a victim of a relentless media machine

He has much respect for and dedicatedly follows wolf blitzer

bignose
Mar 21, 2006
fucked up
tell him that these guys are coming for him straight from Germany

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

make a facebook account with this as the pic

and friend request him

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Crewmine posted:

start muttering insh'allah after every sentence when talking to him, grow a beard, and open carry a talwar

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

make a facebook account with this as the pic

and friend request him

Him+razor+haircut=hawt:swoon:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

make a facebook account with this as the pic

and friend request him

but surely he would realize thats a sikh

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

mookface posted:

but surely he would realize thats a sikh

Hahahaha you're a funny guy.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

we dont allow terrorists in michigan

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

butplug accident posted:

that man isnt retarded he is a victim of a relentless media machine
Can't he be both?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ghaz posted:

we dont allow terrorists in michigan

no and if they do show up Larry's got a new .45 with boxes of ammo and he is ready

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



tbh detroit is more terrifying than ISIS

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I jokingly told him that the street gangs of Detroit could take on ISIS and he shot me this intense glance and was all 'thats another problem

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

make a facebook account with this as the pic

and friend request him

dude looks pretty cool

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

I jokingly told him that the street gangs of Detroit could take on ISIS and he shot me this intense glance and was all 'thats another problem

I would really like a picture or a drawing of this guy.

Thanks. :3:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Like, what does he think is going to happen?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

The guy i worked with likes Muse! MUSE! i got my own problems op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Him+razor+haircut=hawt:swoon:
*shoots u a sidelong glance from behind meticulously styled eyelashes*
sikh and u shall find...

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
we really need to know his penis length +width before we can have an informed opinion about him

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

Like, what does he think is going to happen?

He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
This is why we don't/shouldn't watch international news

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
at least he doesnt watch fox 24 hours lol

i mean yeah poo poo can happen, what we think is everyday normal can change dramatically, but until it does why loving stress out like that when you have no control and chances are its not oging to happen that suddenly

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

mookface posted:

He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse

Ah so he's retarded. What's the gun for, to shoot the terrorist attack?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse

Pics of him please. K thx

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

Ah so he's retarded. What's the gun for, to shoot the terrorist attack?

Presumably yes

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
print out a bunch of pictures of the iron sheik and tape them all over his cubicle or whatever.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

mookface posted:

Presumably yes

I wish him luck.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

have you asked him why he's in Canada, the home of godless communist Frenchies?

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