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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

have you asked him why he's in Canada, the home of godless communist Frenchies?

he just works here he lives in the states

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

mookface posted:

he just works here he lives in the states
pff to some people here that would be like saying you "just work" in the Soviet Union but live in the States

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Land of the imprisoned, home of the terrified.

Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms

mookface posted:

he just works here he lives in the states

He commute across the border every day?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Wait a sec...

He crosses the border daily, he has a gun(s), hes fat, and hes male.

TERRORIST!!!!!!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sufficient posted:

He commute across the border every day?

Every three or so weeks

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
wtf is isis?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Guancho posted:

wtf is isis?

Its where Archer works.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Guancho posted:

wtf is isis?
some guy with a sword that chops off british guys heads

i think he's scottish or something?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Guancho posted:

wtf is isis?

An Egyptian Deity

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Buy him a night light.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ya hey, is he from da U.P. dere or da reg'lar part?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

Ya hey, is he from da U.P. dere or da reg'lar part?

I have no clue what this means

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich
is he from dearborn? he should call crimestoppers

Mr. Damage Control
Nov 3, 2005

i bet he's in the michigan militia. they're an exclusive club for his kind of crazy.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

mookface posted:

He thinks that Isis is in America and that an attack is imminent. Something like 911 or even worse

You too? My homie just went over the deep end on this same thing.

gently caress


it it's gbs gbs post incoming whoop

I hope it's true and Americans literally get the stupid idea to join ISIS or they attack us completely ineffectually because all of the bitching would have a factual basis At least.

McDowell posted:

Buy him a night light.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

mookface posted:

I have no clue what this means

lmao, yanno

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Armani posted:

I hope it's true and Americans literally get the stupid idea to join ISIS or they attack us completely ineffectually because all of the bitching would have a factual basis At least.

theyre so useless they usually get laughed at and sent out on the jihadi equivalent of picking up a tin of elbow grease and some headlight fluid

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

paranoid randroid posted:

theyre so useless they usually get laughed at and sent out on the jihadi equivalent of picking up a tin of elbow grease and some headlight fluid
that being suicide attacks

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Im more frightened by drunk driving Canadians invading my state than isis.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

pff to some people here that would be like saying you "just work" in the Soviet Union but live in the States

its actually exactly the same

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar posted:

Im more frightened by drunk driving Canadians invading my state than isis.

you should be

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Wasn't Isis like a DC Egyptian Wonder Woman?

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

redshirt posted:

Wasn't Isis like a DC Egyptian Wonder Woman?

You are thinking of a music band from Archer

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
How does he feel about Ebola?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


mookface posted:

Its all he'll talk about in the office. He bought a brand new .45 on days off for when the homegrown terrorists start coming out of the woodwork and start lopping heads off. Hes from michigan, is a hundred pounds overweight and keeps his mouth agape at all times. He has become obsessed with CNN 24 hour coverage and the looming threat that is ISIS

I can oy patronize him for so long before I snap and call him a retard. Is this hysteria common?

yeah it's called suburban/rural white people OP, there's something in the water or something

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

icantfindaname posted:

yeah it's called suburban/rural white people OP, there's something in the water or something

suburban white people are dumb as poo poo they're also the ones behind the anti-vaccine poo poo

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

why not call him a retard and mock him relentlessly? he's too much of a coward to actually shoot you with that .45 anyway i bet

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

icantfindaname posted:

yeah it's called suburban/rural white people OP, there's something in the water or something

most Americans I meet are younger more culturally savvy types who are traveling and stuff. This guy is the stereotypical middle class white idiot ive read so much about. He identifies as a democrat but he's pretty xenophobic and watches way too much sensationalist american news

He's pretty friendly but man does he ramble on about the most banal stuff

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Wrap a towel around your head and jump out at him in the parking lot yelling "Obama!Bahma!Mama!"

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SirDan3k posted:

Wrap a towel around your head and jump out at him in the parking lot yelling "Obama!Bahma!Mama!"

I should show him my jihad video

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

tell him that ISIS is hiding under his bed op

milk man
Jun 5, 2012

Trigger warning: Hate speech

Ghaz posted:

yes, it's common for americans to fear violence from coloreds, and also to fantasize about besting them w/ gunplay

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
you should tell him that isis is planning to ship 100 beheaders to dearborn to drive around detroit white people suburbs and do home invasion and beheadings.

Wolfman Nards
Apr 5, 2011

it's pretty scary considering there was that one vice documentary where they went to buy a dirty bomb on the black market. setting off one of those in new york city would make it uninhabitable for years, effectively destroying the US and the world economy. although i guess it's not that bad since there's a better chance of ebola going airborne than ISIS smuggling a dirty bomb across the Atlantic

naem
May 29, 2011

LANA!!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
at least they're not drawing and quartering like the christians

isis is kind of tame, really

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Pretend to convert to islam.

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
It's not that unreasonable to think ISIS dudes might have infiltrated USA, since a lot of them have EU passports.

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icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Philthy posted:

at least they're not drawing and quartering like the christians

isis is kind of tame, really

London Bridge in the 1600s was decorated with the severed heads of executed criminals, to intimidate the poors who lived in the area



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