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Now this is very important... Now we have to throw Marl in the red portal and Luca in the blue portal to unlock the secret turbo hyper edition mode. If we do it even SLIGHTLY wrong, I think you all know what happens.
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Marl has already been sucked into the Blue Portal, if that wasn't clear. It's just Goku and Luca now, deciding what their next step will be.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:24
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Their next step should be renaming Luca and Marl to Goku and then performing a fusion dance to become Goku Roku Boco, Goku x3.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:33
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Name Luca Tina and Marl Luan. As for what to do, go back and grab the old man and throw him into the portal.
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Sep 24, 2014 08:43
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Name Luca VLMA because when I was a stupid little kid, I pretended she was an alternate universe version of Velma from Scooby Doo. Name Marl MERL because Merle is a boss name, and there's nothing more boss than being heavily armed at the fair with a drunk kleptomaniac wandering around.
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Sep 24, 2014 08:44
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Throw Gato through the red portal.
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Sep 24, 2014 09:13
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Stage rap battle with Macklemore with the frumpy pair of glasses as your main skeez. Dunk that nerd with sick beats. Forget about Marl, you can't go chasing no trick.
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Sep 24, 2014 12:02
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Throw Steel Runner through the red portal, throw the pendant through the blue portal, go back to the rave with Luca.
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Sep 24, 2014 13:54
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Do the sequence break trick where you travel into the future and fight Ultimecia instead of playing through the game.
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Sep 24, 2014 13:59
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Attach the Chrono Tragger cart onto your copy of Sonic & Knuckles, so we can play Greenhill Zone as GOKU
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Sep 24, 2014 16:24
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Do this:
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Sep 24, 2014 18:13
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I think this would be a good time to GO TO GOKU'S HOUSE. Glasses Goku, not Sword Goku.
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Sep 24, 2014 20:21
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 Tie-break alert! Next person to post will break it:I've counted the votes and LUCA will (unfortunately) be named GOKU. However, because there was some indecision over whether MARL should be LNCH or CHCH, there is now a tie for MARL's ultimate name. Should MARL be renamed to CHCH or GOKU?
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Sep 25, 2014 00:41
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CHCH
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Sep 25, 2014 00:43
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CHCH
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Sep 25, 2014 00:43
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Thank goodness. LUCA is renamed to GOKU, and MARL is renamed to CHCH. Workin' on the next update at present.
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Sep 25, 2014 00:45
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We can always get the Nu in prehistoric times to rename her if need be.
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Sep 25, 2014 00:49
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You ruined the all Goku run, you fuckers. This will not be the urn.
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Sep 25, 2014 01:16
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Gologle posted:You ruined the all Goku run, you fuckers. This will not be the urn. To be honest, I was never a fan of the ending that naming every character Goku unlocked. Felt way too much like the last Matrix movie.
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Sep 25, 2014 01:47
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Ratoslov posted:Tell Luca to forget this, let's get high and make out. Having been GOKU's friend for years now, GOKU has seen GOKU drunk/high and knows that it usually ends in urination and vomit. In fact, GOKU swears she can smell piss and vomit on GOKU now-- GOKU politely declines GOKU's suggestion. Gildiss posted:Take the red pill and fight 1000 Mr. Lavos' in an empty city during a rain storm. GOKU suggests to GOKU that GOKU investigate the portals. GOKU decides to check out the Red Portal first.  This is actually a route to one of the 30 game endings, though it is only accessible in a New Game + mode. This will seem a bit odd to newcomers to Chrono Trigger, but what we are about to do is take a shortcut straight to the game's final boss, Lavos. We're going to miss all the story, heart-ache, and celebration, but hey, it grants us a unique ending, so we'll take it.  It isn't quite the rain-soaked city you imagined, but at least there's only 1 Lavos, rather than 1000--  Chrono Trigger OST - Lavos' Theme  You get ready to kick butt! In New Game+, this is actually quite a challenge taking GOKU against Lavos 1-on-1. Since this is New Game+++++++, it's rather easy. GOKU leaps towards the monstrosity and--  --pokes it right in the weird sphincter-mouth-eye thing. GOKU tries desperately not to think about where he just put his hand--whether it be in a sphincter, mouth, or eye (though he secretly hopes it was more eye than any other part)--and the creature roars, hideous beak shattering before his eyes. Chrono Trigger OST - World Revolution That is not all, though, as this was merely Lavos' shell. GOKU enters the now cavernous maw, entering a strange realm neither part of time nor space. It is there that GOKU encounters the Lavos Core--though what exactly it is, he knows not, as he has skipped the entire backstory and plot of the game. Chrono Trigger OST - Final Battle  As far as final bosses go, Lavos in all its forms is rather easy, and even now, in New Game+++++++ it goes down in a single hit. Yay! Congratulations! You have wasted no time in finished the game, and have unlocked the Git'er Done Ending!  Probably one of the better endings, though bittersweet, as the world as a whole doesn't suffer undue strife. CHCH has to be sacrificed, sending Lean into a bit of turmoil, but all is well that ends well, as a strange figure takes command of the southern city-state of Poor and works to unite the two realms into a prosperous new Republic. Considering the whole Telepod malfunction and missing Princess Nada, GOKU gives up her dream of being a scientist and settles down GOKU. However, because GOKU is actually kind of a slacker and has no skills besides hitting things with sticks and swords, they wind up living a continued life of poverty in a trailer park outside Lean's outskirts. They live a happy life, however, for they need and want little. They ultimately die in obscurity with no children to carry on their line, because going into the Red Portal rendered GOKU impotent. Ah well. Let's continue on, shall we? Fister Roboto posted:Go through the blue portal, throw LUCA through the red portal nine-gear crow posted:Push Luca into the red portal. GOKU pushes GOKU into the portal.  Before you have a chance to anything more, like say, push the two Telepods together, you feel a strange presence behind you. A menacing voice demands to know what you have done. You recognize the voice as TABN's, GOKU's father. That's GOKU's father, and not GOKU's father, who is still very much dead thanks to the aforementioned combine accident.  What does GOKU have to say for himself? Sally fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 25, 2014 |
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Sep 25, 2014 02:58
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Will you be using the secret item hidden in the tile immediately to the left of the spot you start at in 12,000 BC that lets you add Cid IX from FFIX to your party? Also, Goku immediately shouts, "Oi, you w0t m8?!"
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Sep 25, 2014 02:59
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Blind Sally posted:What does GOKU have to say for himself? "I'm gay."
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Sep 25, 2014 03:00
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Blind Sally posted:What does GOKU have to say for himself? Phase 1 is now complete.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:03
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Throw TABN into the portal. And if any guards show up to investigate, throw them into the portal too. Basically throw everyone into the portal.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:05
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"Well, with your daughter surely dead now, you've got more time to spend together with your wife... Who you crippled. Haiooooooooo!  "Edit: And then this: TooMuchAbstraction posted:Throw TABN into the portal. And if any guards show up to investigate, throw them into the portal too. Basically throw everyone into the portal.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:06
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Truly, Goku's ability to use meta-characters in normal speech is his greatest power. Woe unto Lavos!
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Sep 25, 2014 03:07
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Whoops, forgot OST links for the last update. Went and fixed that. A bunch of new tracks come at you fast and furious in the end game run, but they're pretty rad to listen to.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:15
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"You're next.  "
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Sep 25, 2014 03:19
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Motion to rename TABN to BRDK
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Sep 25, 2014 03:47
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TravelLog posted:Truly, Goku's ability to use meta-characters in normal speech is his greatest power. Woe unto Lavos! He's like Nurse Golem from the Total Extreme Wrestling LP, she spoke only in emoticons too.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:53
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Man, I'm too late to the vote. I always renamed Marl Nada because it's entertaining to have later NPCs call her Princess Nada and her disagree and tell them she's Nada.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:56
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Genuflect. We need that bad ending and we may as well do it now.
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Sep 25, 2014 04:00
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Scream for help and claim that in a bout of alcoholic rage TABN threw his poor daughter GOKU into the portal and he's about to do it to poor GOKU as well! This will free up some time and allow you to sneak to the church for your new companion.
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Sep 25, 2014 04:23
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Challenge TABN to a rap off.
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Sep 25, 2014 04:29
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Show TABN the other GOKU's stats page, because this is New Game+++++++, bitches! Or perhaps even explain the concept of New Game+++++++ to TABN and be chill.
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In It For The Tank posted:Motion to rename TABN to BRDK Agreed.
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TravelLog posted:Also, Goku immediately shouts, "Oi, you w0t m8?!"  This sudden outburst startles TABN--  TooMuchAbstraction posted:Throw TABN into the portal. And if any guards show up to investigate, throw them into the portal too. Basically throw everyone into the portal.  --and GOKU uses this opportunity to throw TABN into the Red Portal after his daughter, GOKU. Seeing as the presentation has already been barred off from the earlier mishap with CHCH, there is no one nearby to hear TABN's screams, and so no one comes to investigate. You are certain throwing TABN and GOKU into the Red Portal will not have repercussions later on in the game.  Welp, it's time to go after CHCH. You enter the portal and step out into a dreary land, with a pungent odour all about. The Blue Portal closes behind you, seeing as there is no Telepod on this side to keep it open. This troubles you--if GOKU were here, she probably could have created some device, some "Gate Key", to open closed portals at a whim. Haha, too late now! You're on your own. Wait--something steps out of the bushes and approaches you.  Chrono Trigger OST - Battle 1 Tiny green men with butts for heads! Whatever will GOKU do next?
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Sep 25, 2014 06:57
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Blind Sally posted:Whatever will GOKU do next?
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Sep 25, 2014 07:04
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We've been rumbled! Leg it!
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Recruit them into your new, just now formed army.
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