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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Really? You didn't even have the sense to pick the "Repeat" thread tag?

0/10. Disliked. Unsubscribed.

Also D - go to the fair and get Marl pregnant by bumping into her.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Air is lava! posted:

D Who cares for cats?

Also give him a more sensible name. Maybe "crow".
In honour of this guy.

Spoiler: the final boss of the LP is Leonard.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Look. Guys. I don't mean to be "that guy", but, uh...

I come from the Future. I know how this ends.



You're wasting your time.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Exasperated Gato is the best thing ever.

Seconding eat pendant.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Push Luca into the red portal. :byewhore:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Lucca can be Blma if Marle is Chch.

I mean she does become Goku's waifu.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
"Well, with your daughter surely dead now, you've got more time to spend together with your wife... Who you crippled. Haiooooooooo! :lol:"

Edit:

And then this:

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Throw TABN into the portal. And if any guards show up to investigate, throw them into the portal too. Basically throw everyone into the portal.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

TravelLog posted:

Truly, Goku's ability to use meta-characters in normal speech is his greatest power. Woe unto Lavos!

He's like Nurse Golem from the Total Extreme Wrestling LP, she spoke only in emoticons too.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Toss them into the event horizon of the unstable gate and watch their heads disintegrate Stargate kawoosh-style.

Why has the default response for every prompt in this LP suddenly become "throw it into the portal"?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Talk your way into the castle, bang the queen, become royalty retroactively. Rewrite History :hist101:.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I noticed a distinct lack of cucking the King in the last update. :colbert: I demand satisfaction. I demand we pork the Queen. :catbert:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Find a way back to 1000AD and depose CHCH's father on the grounds that you're queen now or some poo poo. Then make her and her dad move into girl GOKU's now abandoned house because just even having her around anymore just got reeeeeeeeally creepy for some reason you can't quite put your finger on.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Starve to death and go LP something else.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

I'm busy digging a grave for White Knight Chronicles, ask me again in a few weeks. :getin:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

laplace posted:

Wait for your alternate timeline self to appear and spring yourself out of Jail. Continue to multiply until you hit the party limit and pull the best prison break in history.

Chronos Trigger

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Suplex the motherfucker. Sabin style.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - UMN.exe :megadeath:

Okay, let’s see what bullshit Blind Sally’s saddled me with here.


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Why am I LPing Xenogears? Alright then, time to get back to what I do best marginally well: rip off TheDarkId.


Let’s see, how much do I got here? $3.75? Alright. Let’s do this.




:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - My Village Is Number One:megadeath:

Angry Diplomat posted:

He looks like a KRLN to me. Answer him with a completely honest run-on sentence detailing the entire tale up to this point, then ask him if he wants to get high and make out.

Pyroi posted:

> Name him KRLN, and explain that you just suplexed a man in full armor, and boy are your arms tired.

You explain everything that happened since you woke up this morning to your new friend KRLN in full, graphic detail.


He is naturally horrified.


Doubly so when you proposition him with drugs and romantic contact.


Tuxedo Ted posted:

Ignore him and go find the cameo of glasses GOKU that this gameuniverse features. Recruit her instead to replace the original that went missing.

Much less likely to trick us into eating soylent green.

Before he can politely decline the offer, you spot a familiar face out of the corner of your eye. Could it really be?

You are overjoyed somewhat confused to find GOKU here in this weird and wonderful world. She appears to be demonstrating a glowing golden object to no one in particular.


You begin by apologizing for that whole “red portal thing”. When you ask her to join you on your adventure again…


She decks the living daylights out of you.


Shiny777 posted:

Name him SION and ask him to direct us to the nearest giant mecha.

You wander back to KRLN and begin asking him about giant robots. Because this is supposed to be the Future, and you want a giant robot, dammit.


:megadeath: Chrono Trigger - Knight of Fire :megadeath:

Completely at random and not at all apropos to your inquiry, a bunch of giant robots land in the town.


The big blue unique looking one appears to challenges you to a fight.

How will GOKU and his friends handle this situation?

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Oct 16, 2014

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

CowboyAndy posted:

Stop posting.

Fine.












Real update in progress

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

Suplex Time

Shiny777 posted:

Demonstrate our POWER to it.


GOKU decides to show off this POWR and Suplex the giant robot.


…But it doesn’t seem to work. Okay, let’s try something else then.

ajkalan posted:

Find the ugly kid with a huge forehead and suplex him into it


In the midst of the panicking crowds you spot a child with an abnormally large forehead.

And it gives you an idea.


GOKU used MASSIVE FIVEHEAD against WLTL…

It’s not very effective. Though you did manage to murder a seven-year-old for no reason.

Good for you.

Let’s try something else.


Suddenly, another giant robot shows up. This one looks even more powerful than the last one. You see a strange man standing on its shoulder.


…General Dragias? Is that you?


This Darth Vader looking motherfucker says his name is GARF, the seeker of POWR.

He says he has been looking for you, and that -The Time- has arrived.

How do you respond to this obviously crazy man’s oddly punctuated ranting?

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Oct 16, 2014

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mazed posted:

Erde Kaiser Go

I just want to state for the record that I wanted to do this one so much but I didn't want to try drawing Erde Kaiser. :negative:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Gildiss posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Bregor posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Blind Sally posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Lizard Wizard posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

GoatLord posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

:byodood:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
gently caress all of you. :manning:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

biosterous posted:

Wager POWER in a high-stakes game of poker

C. Everett Koop posted:

The usual offerings of drugs and intercourse and not necessarily in that order.


:megadeath:Chrono Trigger OST - GARF, the Seeker of POWR:megadeath:

As GARF descends from his big black robot, you decide to challenge him for his POWR in a high-stakes poker game.


He seemed confused by this.


However, after offering him some narcotics…


He seems much more amenable to your suggestions. However, he asks you what YOUR wager shall be in this poker game for POWR?


An idea passes through your head as you look to KRLN.

The time at last has come….

Gildiss posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Gildiss posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Bregor posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Blind Sally posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Lizard Wizard posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

GoatLord posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

laplace posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Materant posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Herr Tog posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

TravelLog posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva

Mazed posted:

Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
Mecha-Shiva
:megadeath:Chrono Trigger OST - Flight:megadeath:









































































































































































You decide to wager your limited edition Final Fantasy XIII Shiva Eidolon Play Arts Action Figure, a literal mecha Shiva, if you will.

EAT IT NERDS!


GARF agrees to your terms.

:megadeath:Chrono Trigger OST - Shuffle or Boogie:megadeath:


:megadeath:Chrono Trigger OST - Loss:megadeath:

And you beat him handily because he actually kind of sucks at poker.



GARF then gives you the POWR!

Cosmic Afro posted:

Tell him he does not desire to seek PWR, tell him he desires to seeks HOT POCKETS.


You then use your POWR to tell GARF that it is not more POWR he desires, but he in fact desires to seek HOT POCKETS.


Then Lhan Village exploded for some reason.


:megadeath:Chrono Trigger OST - Forest of the Black Moon:megadeath:

You awaken in the forest surrounded by KRLN, CHCH, and probably-not-actually-glasses-GOKU. They say they all got kicked out of Lhan because you caused it to blow up.


However, you notice that WLTL is there in the forest too. And it looks like whoever was piloting it is probably dead now, so it’s all yours for the taking.

What will you do now?

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Oct 14, 2014

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I'm actually kind of surprised no one's mentioned how I gave Grahf one of the shittiest hands possible in Texas Hold 'Em yet. :v:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Pretty sure I heard BLMA in the midst of all that anguished screaming.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
There'll be more BLMAs later, I guess. ARMS it is.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Name it BEEP

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Go back in time and kill Lavos, thus erasing both Xenogears and the various atrocities you've committed here from history.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Wait. How many Gokus do we got running around here now?

Goku
Goku with glasses
Goku with glasses from the future
G0KU the robot

This LP needs more Gokus.

:goku:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Rip YMCH's arm off and give it to ARMS as a peace offering.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Option C: Guns blazing, literally and figuratively.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Disguise yourselves as wine deliverers to get in.

We need a Leonard.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Tunicate posted:

Party 2: GOKU, GOKU, and G0KU,

Party 1: Empty, let the game choke on the glitches.

Let's go with this and see what happens.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Galactic Punt their stupid asses to Jupiter.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Also, name Richter ANDY.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Hyperbeam their treacherous asses and abscond with MRGE and the robot through the portal.

:byewhore:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

LJN92 posted:

I second the vote for more VERTO!

I formally change my vote to VERTO! as well.

:getin: and suck it

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Hooray for stealth Leonard cameo!

Also Shove your face into BUCKET

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

:rimshot: Someone gets it.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
A blue police box materializes from the ether in front of you. Wander inside, comment on how "it's bigger on the inside", then punch out the old man living in it and fly this bitch to the Stone Are or something.

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