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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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hey op, out of interest what is your sperm count?

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
Thinking deeply, I leaned back on my bar stool and exhaled slowly. The mahogany grains within the surface of the bar top held my gaze for many long seconds, before the bartender disrupted my silent thought with an obtuse suggestion related to the weather we have been experiencing in the past week. Fortunately for her, she was quite attractive, and I allowed her intrusion into my introspective state, if only for a moment.

"Yeah, it is a nice day. I like sunshine too."

I quickly averted my gaze from her breasts and returned to my previous timbre fixated position.

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