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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
flies have four legs and two hands

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
that's funny as hell coming from a couple of washed-up gay for pay bitches

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

that's funny as hell coming from a couple of washed-up gay for pay bitches

hmm misogynsit much?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Porn isn't eroticism. Porn is porn. A picture of two guys kissing and touching each others butts is maybe an erotic depiction, but barely, and it is mostly porn. The erotic is subtle, but these days we've forgotten subtlety of portrayal. Overt portrayal is basically the essence of pornography.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Tautologicus posted:

Porn isnt made to tell you anything or portray anything or depict anything. In porn, everyone knows what is going on. There is no wonder. It is the crudest of art forms, if we have to call it one at all. For someone to call gay porn "aesthetically pleasing" to infer that it did anything at all for him other than get his subtly get his rocks off because he is attracted to men, that person is lying to himself and everyone around him. What else could it have done for him, who is he trying to fool.

This isn't complicated. I can find pictures of naked women aesthetically pleasing, despite having no sexual attraction to women. Pretty people being sexual together is frequently a pleasant sight. Beauty exists as more than masturbation material.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Wow, this thread took the express to gaytown.

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Cream_Filling posted:

is this more gbs seriousposting or some sort of double secret fakeposting

It's text-based art-form theater that expresses the image of two idiots butting heads together eternally.

All I know is that half of my porn collection is wank material, and the other half is pictures of nude/sexy girls I think look pretty.
I don't think college roomates hang pictures of hot babes on their wall so they can all jerk it together.

Tautologicus posted:

Porn isn't eroticism. Porn is porn. A picture of two guys kissing and touching each others butts is maybe an erotic depiction, but barely, and it is mostly porn. The erotic is subtle, but these days we've forgotten subtlety of portrayal. Overt portrayal is basically the essence of pornography.
Ok, we get it, you're not gay. Jesus no one even asked bro.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
wanna smash that mona lisa chick

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

you irl posted:

wanna smash that mona lisa chick

It's probably Leonardo in drag, to be honest.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hobohemian posted:

It's probably Leonardo in drag, to be honest.

would

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
heres some actual art for you fags:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dead.juice posted:


Ok, we get it, you're not gay. Jesus no one even asked bro.

But i am gay

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Hobohemian posted:

Wow, this thread took the express to gaytown.

Cheew CHHEEEEEEEW!

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

that's funny as hell coming from a couple of washed-up gay for pay bitches

Actually given how many sex workers are lesbians I suspect way more people are "straight for pay" than gay for pay :eng101:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
People tell themselves their fetishes are artistic and aesthetic to feel better about themselves. Theyre just expressing themselves, they say.

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Only rapists enjoy porn or the aesthetic of human nakedness

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tautologicus posted:

People tell themselves their fetishes are artistic and aesthetic to feel better about themselves. Theyre just expressing themselves, they say.

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Tautologicus posted:

People tell themselves their fetishes are artistic and aesthetic to feel better about themselves. Theyre just expressing themselves, they say.

You just can't handle all the sexy.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jew Macklemore posted:

Only rapists enjoy porn or the aesthetic of human nakedness

Eh just admit it gets you off and is not about some obscure artistic sensibility

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Tautologicus posted:

Eh just admit it gets you off and is not about some obscure artistic sensibility

Sir, sir. The proper term is "esoteric", not "obscure".

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
David is art because it is an amazing sculpture not because it is a sexy dude you faggots are seriously retarded

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dead.juice posted:

Sir, sir. The proper term is "esoteric", not "obscure".

Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Miltank posted:

David is art because it is an amazing sculpture not because it is a sexy dude you faggots are seriously retarded

That is pretty much what I said when I mentioned the David statue.

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
They don't say bad things about the motherland. They know what's good for them.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Miltank posted:

David is art because it is an amazing sculpture not because it is a sexy dude you faggots are seriously retarded

David is an amazing sculpture because of how well it captures the beauty of the male form. Whether or not you find that form sexually exciting is a different question.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Dead.juice posted:

That is pretty much what I said when I mentioned the David statue.

A&F posters are porn though

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Miltank posted:

A&F posters are porn though

So I'm not the only one who gets an erection walking by...

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

probably don't actually enjoy seeing two dudes kiss

probably enjoy feeling really progressive

you're a progressive fetishist

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

argondamn posted:

probably don't actually enjoy seeing two dudes kiss

probably enjoy feeling really progressive

you're a progressive fetishist

when everyone gets equally aroused by all porn then we will know the revolution is won

apart from furry and animes that poo poo is weird

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

CountButtula posted:

when everyone gets equally aroused by all porn then we will know the revolution is won

apart from furry and animes that poo poo is weird

what about childrens

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

solovyov posted:

David is an amazing sculpture because of how well it captures the beauty of the male form. Whether or not you find that form sexually exciting is a different question.
Because of how well it captures the male form and its power and finesse, if he was going for beauty he would have given him a wig and a dress or sculpted the guys sister. And you aren't supposed to find the sculpture sexually exciting, michelangelo didn't devote his incredible talents towards art and sculpture so trivial little men could get their rocks off due to some festering fetish of theirs.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Cream_Filling posted:

what about childrens

falls under "anime" so gross, goddamn you I have a moral code

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
remember when pedos were trying to crawl under the progressive sex banner

that was a werid time inhistory (gently caress boomers)

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Tautologicus posted:

Because of how well it captures the male form and its power and finesse, if he was going for beauty he would have given him a wig and a dress or sculpted the guys sister. And you aren't supposed to find the sculpture sexually exciting, michelangelo didn't devote his incredible talents towards art and sculpture so trivial little men could get their rocks off due to some festering fetish of theirs.

The statue of David is about David seeing Goliath for the first time. If you look at it from a certain angle, David looks really scared. And his dick is small because it shrunk up from fear (also, Greeks thought big dicks were ugly, something only monsters had).
Also, Greek people walked around and did stuff naked all the time. Maybe they didn't see the nude body as solely a sexual thing.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Cream_Filling posted:

remember when pedos were trying to crawl under the progressive sex banner

that was a werid time inhistory (gently caress boomers)

the occasional wacko radical feminist brings up that it took a bit for people to realise that NAMBLA/whatever the UK equivalent was were gross paedophiles back in the like 1950s to smear gays/bis/queers/troons/whoever they don't like. It is kinda creepy that they didn't all realise straight away I mean NAMBLA the clue is in the name

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hmm are we going to start arguing in here that homoeroticism was absent from ancient greek culture?

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Tautologicus posted:

Because of how well it captures the male form and its power and finesse, if he was going for beauty he would have given him a wig and a dress or sculpted the guys sister. And you aren't supposed to find the sculpture sexually exciting, michelangelo didn't devote his incredible talents towards art and sculpture so trivial little men could get their rocks off due to some festering fetish of theirs.

I dunno, man. Michelangelo was pretty loving gay. I bet he wouldn't mind too much if someone filed an image of David away in the ol spank bank.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

a hole-y ghost posted:

hmm are we going to start arguing in here that homoeroticism was absent from ancient greek culture?

Also, from Florence and Michelangelo's head.

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Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
Greeks liked guys with little boy dicks.

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