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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
he stole the drat idea from a king of the hill episode!!!! operation infinite walrus

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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Kevin Smith is a fat loving neckbearded loser and actively liking him or speaking in his defense in the year of our lord twenty and fourteen is a huge sign of being a loser yourself

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcdYB8vF_c

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
I thought Kevin Smith smothered himself to death with his own man-titties.

I guess I didn't win that celeb death pool after all

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Kevin Smith madw some good movies, but once he started his campus speaking circuit he became a real twat

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Someone post the Kevin Smith gas station picture.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
fifteen bucks little man, put that poo poo in my hand

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise
Clerks 2 was awesome, his Prince story is amazing, he's ok in my book

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
a guy who turns into a fat disgusting immobile sack of poo poo, good to see smith getting back to his autobiographical roots

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

PUGGERNAUT posted:

fifteen bucks little man, put that poo poo in my hand

if that money doesn't show you're gonna owe me owe me owe

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise

Guancho posted:

if that money doesn't show you're gonna owe me owe me owe

that jungle love

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
You guys ragging on Kevin need to know that he is not worse now, he just has different things in his life

Movies like Clerks and Mallrats all had people and moments from his life in a different time, and now Mr Smith is in a different place, one full of pizza and pot smoke so thick that holy poo poo dude that guy looks like a walrus man holy poo poo did he just like grow tusks shiiiittt man you see it too right

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Uh oh, someone didn't read the rule about not making threads about fat people.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Nurge posted:

Uh oh, someone didn't read the rule about not making threads about fat people.

lol

Blowmonkey
Jan 9, 2005

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
I hear that its rather oysterntatious and porpoisably the worse thing ever.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Nurge posted:

Uh oh, someone didn't read the rule about not making threads about fat people.

lol i had no idea this is a rule that is really stupid

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i don't watch kevin smth movies op... but i'm sorry to hear about this. is his sad hobo friend in the movie too

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Someone post the Kevin Smith gas station picture.

Semper Fudge
Feb 19, 2009

Pitchfork was wrong. (f)lowers of Algerbong is crap.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Someone post the Kevin Smith tweet.

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
are there fat birds? i can't think of one or the sound a fat bird would make instead if tweet

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
I heard Kevin on the "how did this get made" podcast for Wild Wild West and all he did was talk about him self for two hours like some king of fat boring untalented faggots it was crazy!!

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster


if i were justin long i would just be happy i wasn't playing highschool students any more

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

big duck equals goose posted:

I heard Kevin on the "how did this get made" podcast for Wild Wild West literally anything he's been on and all he did was talk about him self for two hours like some king of fat boring untalented faggots it was crazy!!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the kevin "parade my junkie friend around like a monkey" smith show

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

king salmon posted:



if i were justin long i would just be happy i wasn't playing highschool students any more
is that from the movie?

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Sir John Feelgood posted:

is that from the movie?

No. That is a photo of Kevin Smith.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Someone post the Kevin Smith as Kevin James in Paul Blart Mall Cop at a gas station picture.

Really though what is that picture?

Oh and what role is his ugly wife who he thinks is hot just because she hosed him for his money playing in this movie?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

luncheon meat posted:

Really though what is that picture?

its kevin smith wearing jorts at a gas station

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Something tells me he's wearing a Jersey Devils hockey jersey, too.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Oberleutnant posted:

its kevin smith wearing jorts at a gas station

Didn't he get married in jorts? Pretty sure he did

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I only need one seat on a plane

Me -1

Fat Kev - 0

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

luncheon meat posted:

Really though what is that picture?

Oh and what role is his ugly wife who he thinks is hot just because she hosed him for his money playing in this movie?

Really though: that bitch was ugly.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Rapman the Cook posted:

I only need one seat on a plane

Me -1

Fat Kev - 0

lol he had a huge cry and bought a bus to travel in instead of flying

Apparently he lost a lot of weight but still dresses in trash bags so you can hardly tell

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

luncheon meat posted:

lol he had a huge cry and bought a bus to travel in instead of flying

Apparently he lost a lot of weight but still dresses in trash bags so you can hardly tell

Nah. He got fat again.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

that gently caress said he wouldn't make another movie after that laughing stock of a horror movie red state. what a fat liar.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Did he ever finish that Spiderman arc where the bad guy was teleporting heroin into people's veins? Because I can't really understand how lazy a human has to be to not write one more issue to finish a story.

edit: Turns out he did, three years later.

CubanMissile fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Sep 20, 2014

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
jfc

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luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Clitch posted:

Nah. He got fat again.

lol smoke a blunt, eat a family size pizza, snooch

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