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and dont anyone loving say that his wife is hot because shes a new jersey 6 at best
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:20 |
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Snootchie bootchies.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:24 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:he stole the drat idea from a king of the hill episode!!!! operation infinite walrus quoted for "TOOTH"
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:24 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:25 |
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Remember that scene in clerks 2 where Randall is owning a lord of the rings nerd, and The Lord of the rings nerd stands there quietly while Jeff Anderson mimes walking back and forth for like 4 minutes, and then the nerd was owned so hard he threw up? owned. Star Wars forever. talk about owned, owned. funny stuff,
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:29 |
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He gonna eat that dog.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:30 |
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Neurosis posted:
for real dude, I made a decently successful thread about fat people falling down a week or two ago and some lardass moderator gassed it because he was probably one of the fatties in the pictures falling down.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:35 |
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Jesus Christ posted:for real dude, I made a decently successful thread about fat people falling down a week or two ago and some lardass moderator gassed it because he was probably one of the fatties in the pictures falling down. i dont think that ever happened. not the gassing, just you making a moderately successful thread
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:42 |
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Lol, he's right. From rules thread: " -anyone from now on who makes a thread about fat people is getting increasingly probated" Wth. Idgi. Is it a bandwidth saving measure so SA's tubes dont clog? back on topic.. @midnight had Kevin Smith and Justin Long on together recently. It was probably the worst episode of any comedy show I've ever seen. They are okay separately but they combine into a blackhole of jokes 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Sep 20, 2014 |
# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:43 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:He gonna eat that dog. it's like when you tie a carrot to the end of a stick to make a horse run
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:49 |
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kind of want to see him and gaben make out
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:50 |
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old dog child posted:Lol, he's right. From rules thread: probably sparks arguments because fat people are bad and gently caress up a lot in comedic ways, but also there are a lot of fat people here to be angry about that fact
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:50 |
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bunky posted:i dont think that ever happened. not the gassing, just you making a moderately successful thread 10 pages before getting gassed by some lardass mod is pretty successful for my posting history http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3661544&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:56 |
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He's wearing that oilers jumper bc he has to oil himself up to squeeze into that car
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:57 |
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Jesus Christ posted:10 pages before getting gassed by some lardass mod is pretty successful for my posting history congrats
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:57 |
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luncheon meat posted:Oh and what role is his ugly wife who he thinks is hot just because she hosed him for his money playing in this movie? I read this and guessed "oh god she's Dante's mrs from Clerks II isn't she" and I was right. Great description!
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 09:15 |
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Code Jockey posted:kind of want to see him and gaben make out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hin-DIVIeqE
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 09:16 |
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I hate Kevin Smith, to be honest.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:06 |
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this movie could've been good. michael parks is amazing in it. but johnny depp loving ruins it with his dumb over acting character schtick. he's like the grandfather from the princess bride, mixed with jerry lewis, mixed with poo poo. wasn't a good movie. the walrus suit was also over lit for some reason, and a lot fo the editing was weird. not the worst movie ever, but dissapointing. even for what it is.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:13 |
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luncheon meat posted:Really though what is that picture? that is really the walrus suit. and him and michael parks have a walrus fight scene to tusk by fleetwood mac
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:14 |
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Jesus Christ posted:for real dude, I made a decently successful thread about fat people falling down a week or two ago and some lardass moderator gassed it because he was probably one of the fatties in the pictures falling down. it seems any thread that goes long enough inevitably runs into a gas here without anything against the rules happening but because some people don't like it it is pretty dumb
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:14 |
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CelticPredator posted:johnny depp wait what really
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:18 |
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yep.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:21 |
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i'll describe the whole movie for you gbs, because I love you. and i'll be extra nice to put in spoilers for those who don't want to know. so justin long is an rear end in a top hat podcaster who hangs out with haley joel osmet(aka i see dead people) as they bullshit and make fun of weird people. their podcast is called the "not see party" because i see dead people does not see what justin long talks about. many jokes about nazis in the film. Anyway, their first video, and the first scene of the film, is a "video" of a kid who's using a sword and ends up chopping his leg off. sounds kinda funny right? wrong. the effect is so loving lovely it ruins the scene entirely. it looks like a cartoon. not even close to being anywhere near realistic looking. anyway. justin wants to go visit this kid in canada, and does so. turns out he killed himself, and now justin has nothing to share on his next show. so he pisses in a bar and finds an ad about an old man with stories who needs someone to live with him. justin decides this is it. he goes up tot he creepy house, and acts like a dick while the great and loving fantastic michael parks talks about his life and all that. it's all good stuff. but it's contrasted by justin saying things like "holy gently caress christ." and "that's nuts bro". anyway, he drinks this tea which was drugged and passes out. oh and its shown that i see dead people is cucking justin's girlfriend. but it's ok because justin is cucking on her. cucks all around! parks off screen cuts off justin's leg, and tells him he's going to turn him into a walrus who saved his life, and who he loved for six months a long time ago. justin calls i see dead people and his girlfriend for help when he gets a chance, and so they go looking for him. somewhere justin becomes a fat walrus made of human skin and he does walrusy things. also, it turns out he's not the first walrus man that's existed. thats when i see dead people and girlfriend meet johnny depp and he mugs the camera so hard you want to punch him in the face. it's a 8 minute scene of johnny depp being weird and talking about dead post walrus man bodies found, and it completely deludes everything the movie bulit up to, or is building up too. then he tells a story how he met michael parks once and it's a 5 minute scene of michael parks and johnny depp acting like mentally challenged people and it goes on for loving ever. it doesn't stop. until it does, and you believe it's been hours. depp and crew go to track down michael parks. anyway, later parks dresses up in a walrus human skin suit too, and wants to fight justinrus because he always wished he gave the real walrus a fighting chance years ago. the tusk song plays over this scene. and it's about as silly as you can imagine two fat rubber suits flopping around and trying to fight can be. anyway, justirus kills parks, and becomes full walrus. i see dead people, girlfriend and johnny depp find justinrus, and it fades to black. cut to a year later, justinrus is now in an animal shelter and is fed fish every year or so by i see dead people and girlfriend. written and directed by kevin smith. well shot though. not the worst movie, like I said. but just, tonally off.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 10:46 |
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its like guy fierre hosed paula deen and they fed their child nothing but butter and cream freige.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:05 |
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at least violent j knows he's a joke
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:08 |
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The human chumleypede
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:08 |
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old dog child posted:Lol, he's right. From rules thread: i think that the mods are slowely chanigng gbs back to the way it was before i won't miss the n********R *f*g stuff, but the INane INsane stuff I will god bless
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:38 |
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oh gently caress I read the script for this thing
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:47 |
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CelticPredator posted:i'll describe the whole movie for you gbs, because I love you.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:53 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:fifteen bucks little man, put that poo poo in my hand i hated how much i heard this in middle school, it was quoted tirelessly like it was 'i'm rick james, bitch' for a while.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:53 |
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bunky posted:and dont anyone loving say that his wife is hot because shes a new jersey 6 at best you'd probably think she's relatively hot irl. eliza dushku and shannon elizabeth would be like literal jizz in your pants hot irl, of course she looks lousy next to them onscreen.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:57 |
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this is the stupidest plot to anything that i have ever heard
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:06 |
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I am the eggman, I am the walrus!
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:18 |
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Goo goo kachoo!
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:18 |
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south park did it. cartman's dad turned himself into a porpoise.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:27 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:He gonna eat that dog. Representative of a snoochie boochie poochie
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:29 |
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I bet it sucks like every movie he's made in the last 17 years edit: he is a fat poo poo and has a fat old poo poo dog
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:31 |
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post the walrus pic, i can be bothered going back a page. poo poo, i actually wrote this out instead of going back to look at it,
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:33 |
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BASF posted:post the walrus pic, i can be bothered going back a page. poo poo, i actually wrote this out instead of going back to look at it, MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Sep 20, 2014 |
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