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I have been having sex and/or masturbating approximately on average twice a day for 28 years. The average amount of ejaculate for a male human weighs in at 0.16907 ounces. I'm a fat rear end right now weighing in at about 230 lbs. I have ejaculated somewhere in the realm of 7556 lbs of ejaculate. That is 32.852~ times more than my body weight. There is almost 33x of me in used tissues, drains, and dirty socks than is the actual me. Thanks for listening.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:13 |
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brick cow posted:I have been having sex nope quote:masturbating approximately on average twice a day for 28 years. yup
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:52 |
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nice, thanks
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:52 |
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your math sucks and so do you
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:52 |
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Robo Reagan posted:nope owned by a guy with a bowtie and skin flaking off his elbows
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:52 |
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when you die you will have to watch all the possible lives of every one of the sperm that you wasted into a sock or a tissue one after the other and you dont get any popcorn.......
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:53 |
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I hate popcorn, so I kinda win?
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:54 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:when you die you will have to watch all the possible lives of every one of the sperm that you wasted into a sock or a tissue one after the other and you dont get any popcorn....... This is why I always jerk off over my morning omelet, so I can say at least I made the effort.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:06 |
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Tonsured posted:This is why I always jerk off over my morning omelet, so I can say at least I made the effort. Who jerks it only in the morning? This post is a lie.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:10 |
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all these years i have worried about the size of my micropenis when in fact i should have been worrying about whether or not i could fill a 0.16907 oz. spoon with my cum thabk you op
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:16 |
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devin2 posted:all these years i have worried about the size of my micropenis when in fact i should have been worrying about whether or not i could fill a 0.16907 oz. spoon with my cum no prob
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:22 |
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Shouldn't you account for the loss of volume upon second release in a 24 hour period??
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:59 |
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I think your math is off. More like 200ish lbs imo. Either way, please start "Wank the Weight Away". It could be the new Weight Watchers.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:16 |
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Haters Goin Bake posted:I think your math is off. More like 200ish lbs imo. Either way, please start "Wank the Weight Away". It could be the new Weight Watchers. cum watchers.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:31 |
Local goon discovers one weird trick for weight loss.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:32 |
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I jerk off into potting soil. If I'm draining my life force I may as well get homunculi out of it.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:39 |
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Germstore posted:I jerk off into potting soil. If I'm draining my life force I may as well get homunculi out of it. that gets you homocumuli not homnunculi. You need a philosopher stone for homunculi and semen.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:55 |
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Haters Goin Bake posted:I think your math is off. More like 200ish lbs imo. Either way, please start "Wank the Weight Away". It could be the new Weight Watchers. Yeah I get the same value. Oh my god I can't believe calculated someone's jizz
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:57 |
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Haters Goin Bake posted:I think your math is off. More like 200ish lbs imo. Either way, please start "Wank the Weight Away". It could be the new Weight Watchers. Nah bro, every time you ejaculate that's a little protein going somewhere other than into bulking. Celibacy is the only true Alpha Male way.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 13:02 |
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Yeah I get the same value. Now calculate the approximate number of sperms that is (is it 200 million in each ejaculation or something?)
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 13:03 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:when you die you will have to watch all the possible lives of every one of the sperm that you wasted into a sock or a tissue one after the other and you dont get any popcorn....... This already happened and all of our lives and hopes and dreams are nothing but the phantasmal spunk-dreams of men long since dead. HTH
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 13:04 |
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Gee Whiz! Thanks Professor, now I'm jerking off with MATH! *smiles towards camera with a steely gaze*
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 13:18 |
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Who jerks off twice a day?
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 15:15 |
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goddamn gbs been lovely the last few days get ur poo poo together gibbis
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 15:49 |
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R-Randal XKCD? Is that you? Don't worry, you'll find someone who isn't physically repulsed by your constant mathings. (you won't though)
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 17:37 |
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Meth or math? I need to know like right now
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:39 |
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Now imagine how fat you'd be if you never ejaculated.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:41 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:Who jerks off twice a day? wait u don't? Lol
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 19:44 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:06 |
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Mega64 posted:Now imagine how fat you'd be if you never ejaculated. Imagine all those meals you could cut out of your shopping budget if you'd only recycle your cum.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:08 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:Who jerks off twice a day? .... also Haters Goin Bake posted:I think your math is off. More like 200ish lbs imo. Either way, please start "Wank the Weight Away". It could be the new Weight Watchers. 28(years)*365(days)*2(twice)/16(ounces in a pound)/230(pounds of fat rear end me about)=32.8523559832
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:12 |
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that may be the average amount, but you'll be ejaculating much less because of your constant masturbation. i think your numbers are off, OP. try measuring your daily amount of ejaculate and recalculating.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:15 |
Only twice a day lol fukken amateur hour
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:35 |
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brick cow posted:.... You forgot to multiply by .17. Your equation assumes an ounce of ejaculate. Edit. And you hosed up somewhere else as well, because you'd only get 5.6x your body weight even with your incorrect formula. Germstore fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Sep 20, 2014 |
# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:37 |
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Nation posted:Only twice a day lol fukken amateur hour IT'S AN AVERAGE! e: Germstore posted:You forgot to multiply by .17. Your equation assumes an ounce of ejaculate. Edit. And you hosed up somewhere else as well, because you'd only get 5.6x your body weight. Dammit, that makes it much less impressive brick cow fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Sep 20, 2014 |
# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:38 |
and im still not impressed
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:40 |
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you should spend less time jerking off and more time studying op
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:45 |
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look i know you think this thread is like strange and weird and kind of ironicly funny but it's abnormal to make a thread like this seek help
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:51 |
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naw, i went to college for 9 years and i'm not a doctor
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:51 |
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for a 2 year degree? how did you spend 7 years jacking off? thats amazing
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:52 |