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A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
I'm pretty certain that I could beat most of you up in real life.

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
well, at least you have something going for you i guess

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
someone already took my lunch money

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


but op youre like 30 its not cool to beat up a bunch of special needs kids

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
I'm pretty sure I could crush you whining manbabies then smother you to death with my gigantic rear end

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
It is my opinion that yyou could not op

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
yeah, well, if i spent as much time masturbating as you do, op, then my hand muscles would be sufficiently strong enough to beat up most anybody, i would guess.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'm pretty sure the OP can take cocks deeper in his rear end than most of GBS.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
try me op ill kneecap the poo poo outta you.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I would knock the OP the fuckout, sling him over my back, and start doing push ups,

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
oh wait u cant even find me to initiate the fight? gg nerd

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

No. 6 posted:

I'm pretty sure the OP can take cocks deeper in his rear end than most of GBS.

That is the true measure of a man.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

A Keg posted:

I'm pretty certain that I could beat most of you up in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4AuGu1Zh_Y

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Let's fight op

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
bitch, i'm gonna appeal to your better nature and convince you not to fight me

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i could beat you in mario kart op

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
That's why I carry a gun

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

post your address, OP

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
3:00 at the playground. WE DOING THIS, OP

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Not me. I'd put you in the hospital. Just sayin'

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A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

a starwar betamax posted:

It is my opinion that yyou could not op

I would beat you up.

Nathilus posted:

try me op ill kneecap the poo poo outta you.

I would beat you up.

Digital Fingers posted:

I would knock the OP the fuckout, sling him over my back, and start doing push ups,

I would beat you up.

Jackie D posted:

Let's fight op

I would beat you up.

Painful Dart Bomb posted:

That's why I carry a gun

I would beat you up.


Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Not me. I'd put you in the hospital. Just sayin'

I would beat you up.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

gently caress you op i know krav marga and judo and if you were to endanger me or my loved ones i will take you downtown

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
GBS wrestling should be a goddamn thing

I will supply the condoms and lube

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

scalded schlong posted:

post your address, OP

I would, but you'd just get beaten up.

Phil Niekro posted:

gently caress you op i know krav marga and judo and if you were to endanger me or my loved ones i will take you downtown

I'd beat you up.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
judging by the OP's posting handle ("a keg") he's just some hypermasculine wanna be tough guy fratboy human being, who assume they can fight but never actually have.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Beat me up op

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

judging by the OP's posting handle ("a keg") he's just some hypermasculine wanna be tough guy fratboy human being, who assume they can fight but never actually have.

oh senpai~

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
i'll beat you off op

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

A Keg posted:

I'm pretty certain that I could beat most of you up in real life.

crushing someone with your colossal weight doesn't really count as beating someone up OP

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

A Keg posted:

I'd beat you up.

Wrong.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

judging by the OP's posting handle ("a keg") he's just some hypermasculine wanna be tough guy fratboy human being, who assume they can fight but never actually have.

Actually, I could beat you up.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

A Keg posted:

I would beat you up.

This is funny because i'm at OPS house right now beating him up.
He's curled up in a ball phone posting lies while I kick him in his spine.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
op im gonna need to know the following: height, weight, how much can you bench, have you ever played sports above the high school level

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op i would kick the poo poo out of you because i have a football avatar

owned bitch

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Digital Fingers posted:

This is funny because i'm at OPS house right now beating him up.
He's curled up in a ball phone posting lies while I kick him in his spine.

No you aren't, and I'm still very sure I would beat you up.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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jackyl posted:

op i would kick the poo poo out of you because i have a football avatar

owned bitch

i could beat up all the football posters

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
u too op

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

logical phalluses posted:

op im gonna need to know the following: height, weight, how much can you bench, have you ever played sports above the high school level

I'd beat you up.


jackyl posted:

op i would kick the poo poo out of you because i have a football avatar

owned bitch

I'd beat you up too.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Unless your special move can beat my "Flabalanche", then I highly doubt it.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Give Pat a Job posted:

Unless your special move can beat my "Flabalanche", then I highly doubt it.

i could beat up the guy and the die in your av

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