What Kind Of Fucking Retard Puts His Ketchup In The Fridge

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Do you put your ketchup in the fridge?
	No
	Durrr I'm a loving retard!!

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

snipe

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:11

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smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

im so angry

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:11

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Cream_Filling posted:

both are too sweet unless you make your own though

it seems we've already reached the "lol if you don't just make your own :smug:

" stage of the thread so :gas:

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:11

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Anything ketchup can do, chili sauce can do better.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:13

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Uh you can't make bomb-rear end meatloaf w/o ketchup idiots. :smug:

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:13

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

no no no no no no

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:13

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Das Boo posted:

Anything ketchup can do, chili sauce can do better.

I've jerked off with both ketchup is superior.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:14

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Ketchup is disgusting stop using it

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:15

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

you have to be disabled if you don't prefer cold ketchup

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:15

Uuudar: Apr 18, 2003

i dont use a fridge because poors use fridges

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:16

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

this thread is seriously yourettarded and you're talll treratsded toooo

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:17

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Uuudar posted:

i dont use a fridge because poors use fridges

Tell it to my Miele Subzero, bitch: http://www.amazon.com/Miele-Fully-Integrated-Stainless-Steel-Refrigerator/dp/B003NUGPTY

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:19

bonestructure: Sep 25, 2008; by Ralp

mucocele posted:

OP, is it OK for me to mix ketchup and mayo to dip things in??

yes this is called russian dressing

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:19

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Best sauce IMO

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:20

de_dust: Jan 21, 2009; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

fyodor posted:

Tell it to my Miele Subzero, bitch: http://www.amazon.com/Miele-Fully-Integrated-Stainless-Steel-Refrigerator/dp/B003NUGPTY

why is that so expensive my fridge came with my apartment

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:23

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

everyone stop posting

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:23

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

i put it in the fridge bc it only last a few months out of the fridge and i don't use it that often

seriously it goes stale and gross after a month or two and yeah I don't use it that often.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:33

Spunky Junior Reporter!: Jul 27, 2011; Fun Shoe

most goons self-poll as retards, not very surprising

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:36

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

my mustard goes in the fridge like any other adults' and I dont own ketchup hth.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:47

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Uuudar posted:

i dont use a fridge because poors use fridges

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:48

Dead.juice: Dec 14, 2011; Sexier than assless chaps

I put fresh ketchup in the fridge so I can use it as an icepack.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:55

Ebola Roulette: Sep 13, 2010; No matter what you ~~win~~ ~~lose~~ ragepiss.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:59

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i wish death would ketchup with u op

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:01

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Some people put peanut butter in the fridge. What's up with that?

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:01

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

smoobles posted:

everyone stop posting

smoobles dont u dare tell me what too do

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:02

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

mix some ketch up in with your ramen noodles nowa yous a regular e-talian wise guy

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:09

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Everyone post their fridges

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:11

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cool Blue Reason posted:

Which of you fucktards put your ketchup in the fridge. What kind of idiot would pute ketchup in the fridge.

Are you a loving idiot? Of course I put it in the fridge; it stays in date longer and more importantly cools down my lava-hot dinners for one when they come out of the microwave.

Get with the program for fucksake.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:13

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

Gross Dude posted:

Haha, you eat ketchup and not only that you are a snob about it.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:13

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Are we talking about a room service size bottle of ketchup or like an industrial size bottle of ketchup? I mean, there's a ton of vinegar in that bottle but not enough to retard mold growth for more than a month or so. Are you going through like 2oz of ketchup a month or like 64oz of ketchup a month?

fyodor posted:

Uh you can't make bomb-rear end meatloaf w/o ketchup idiots.

Agree to disagree.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:25

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Trixie Hardcore posted:

Are we talking about a room service size bottle of ketchup or like an industrial size bottle of ketchup? I mean, there's a ton of vinegar in that bottle but not enough to retard mold growth for more than a month or so. Are you going through like 2oz of ketchup a month or like 64oz of ketchup a month?

Agree to disagree.

Heresy

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:29

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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de_dust posted:

why is that so expensive my fridge came with my apartment

It doesn't even have a freezer that's how rich I am. The freezer is another whole unit: http://www.amazon.com/Miele-Fully-Integrated-Stainless-Freezer-Refrigerator/dp/B001NHZS4W

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:32

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

fyodor posted:

It doesn't even have a freezer that's how rich I am. The freezer is another whole unit: http://www.amazon.com/Miele-Fully-Integrated-Stainless-Freezer-Refrigerator/dp/B001NHZS4W

Cool youre so fat you need two refrigerators to keep your ham stored in. Great.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:51

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Hunt's was preferred in Consumer Reports magazine over Heinz so now I use Hunt's ketchup.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:02

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

Warm ketchup is gross poo poo for hipsters like warm beer

Cold rear end ketchup on your hot rear end fries is the way god intended meals to be eaten

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:26

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

How can so many people misspell catsup.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:29

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Thread is making me want a sandwich with lots of mustard. Goddamn I love mustard.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:40

Dead.juice: Dec 14, 2011; Sexier than assless chaps

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

How can so many people misspell catsup.

Ketchup is a cooler spellin than Catsup.
The word catsup looks like cat soup.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:43

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

ilikedirt posted:

smoobles dont u dare tell me what too do

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:45

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 08:53

CountButtula: Jan 5, 2014

Ketchup should be cold though. Not that that poo poo should be on fries. Chips, as we call them where they were invented, in the West of Scotland by Irish immigrants too poor to fry a whole potato, should be served with salt and vinegar.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:45

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